My ex girlfriend is a complete BITCH !

[Tamarind]

You might want to think about why she got under your skin and deal with that. Brush it off and move on. I feel sorry for people who feel they have to push other people's button's to get satisfaction.

 

[buck90]

You know the difference between a bitch and a hoe?

A hoe will f*** everyone a bitch will f**** everyone but you!

Don't let her get to you. You'll end up with something 100 times better and when you do, and hey ask you: what is she doing with you?

you are welcome to use my trademarked line: 3 pound pecker

ps. After your married a while you might even get her to keep the story up for you but by then it wont really matter any more.

 

[bluenose10]

Feel for you man keep your chin up prity shore i would of chinned the fucker tho.

By the way my partner of 10 years left me and my 8 yr old daughter 4 months ago to look after her 18 yr old druggie son weve seen her maybe half a dozen times since now that bitch does need shooting, and if shes got the bottle to turn up with a new BF the shit will hit the fan.

Easy for people to say just ignore it but it aint that easy...

 

[ibmethatswhoib]

dude, the worst thing you can do is get pissed. Then she wins, I would just laugh to myself and ignore her dumb ass if you end up around her. If life isn't pretend life is great and you could care less about her, that's the best way to get her back.

 

[euhero]

how do you think i got her in the first place? lol

way ahead of you. that stuff is classic. neil strauss literally wrote the book on it

LOL.. ahhaha.. niel strausse the beast. hes the best of his thing. but i got to give it to mystery. LOL

Get your revenge bro... get your self some dumb blonde... ahaha

 

[efwebs]

If you broke up with her, and she took one day to rub it in how goods things are going, then let her have it. Whatever, right? Obviously you'll do better in the end or you wouldn't have ended it. The next girl is always going to be better than the last. That's all you need to know.

 

[Autumn]

Have a quiet word with the new boyfriend... "Yeah mate, she's a good girl... Fucking loves it in the ass! Yeah sometimes I used to screw her ass so hard she had to wear nappies LOL. A few times I even brought the boys from the pub over and we went to town on her... Sometimes we'd all just drop a load in her for a laugh. Good times. She fucking loves one in the pink and one in the stink bro, make sure you try that with her!"

 

[CM Punk]

Tell him she has herpes and he should be tested.

 

[silentthunder]

i guess the part that gets me is that this dude has all the ammunition on me being the new guy and I cant say shit. Time to start dating dumb blondes again.

it really is amazing how hard it is to find an attractive girl that isnt crazy and has an oz of smarts.

Sounds like u need a reframe. Just sayin. My advice? Re-read the first four messages in this thread. Don't give her the satisfaction of getting upset and never envy a sloppy seconds Dude.

 

[kirkonpolttaja]

Take you dick out and give a good bitch slap with it straight on the bitches face and say "gugu gaga" many times, that should make her shut up.

 

[flexnds]

Just don't date for a while.. You'll be happier.. If you get the urge to date, or whatever, just rub one out and you'll be good to go..

Seriously, you save time, money and all the other bullshit that goes along with dating. Focus on your IM and hitting the gym.. Start doing shit just for yourself. Be selfish for a while and enjoy life. You DON'T NEED anyone.. Prove it to yourself.

 

[tonynguyen]

been there, done that man, just screw her, and about her new bf, you never know if it's all true or it's just BS that him and his girl put up just to scew you over, may be he's even gay . All I'm saying is, forget her, there are plenty of fish out there, work harder so one day when you meet her again, you can say, hey, how is business going.

 

[tonynguyen]

Just don't date for a while.. You'll be happier.. If you get the urge to date, or whatever, just rub one out and you'll be good to go..

Seriously, you save time, money and all the other bullshit that goes along with dating. Focus on your IM and hitting the gym.. Start doing shit just for yourself. Be selfish for a while and enjoy life. You DON'T NEED anyone.. Prove it to yourself.

Now that's the word of the Great White put yourself up, go to the gym, get some ape on your muscle and you will be good to go in no time.

 

[dashndash]

tell her "you must be missing my dick badly, that's exactly what X number of bitches do, now you sound like a needy bitch, don't worry ain't gonna have me again"

 

[dizz]

Just whip your dick out dude in front of her bf. Don't give a shit. So the bitch can see what she missed.

If I ever did that, lol... I wouldn't get out of that place... And plus, I wouldn't have wanted that dude to think that at one point in time it was tighter than it was when he got there, lol....And maybe he thinks she just lubes up real well, lol... If you pull out your shame, then he knows how shameful his really is, lol...

She won... She clearly was there trying to make you jealous dude. Don't tell me you went to this wedding alone? That's even worst. Since you can't make her jealous with your date. I guess when your down you really see chicks true colors.

She has a serious character flaw... She fucked up, feels bad, but wants you to feel bad (or jealous), and the guy is dumb as a box of rocks, if he didn't realize that he was just being used as a cover.... And this comes from Mr. Stud, who has waited until I'm 41 to get married..I have seen all the bitches plays when they fuck up... And you know what, when I was younger, I didn't give a fuck anyways, so it gave me much amusement to watch them try, and a frown in the right situation, can make another girl want to turn your frown, upside down, with a blow job that make you pull the sheets out of your ass when she's done... LOL. And for me personally, if the girl doesn't give good head, then she doesn't even get a try out...

This is the main reason to WAIT before getting married and having kids. I HAVE to deal with my ex's constant BS, since I want to stay in touch with my children. She's a f*cking nightmare from "HELLLLLLL".

It's been two years and nothings gotten better.

Life sucks. There is no god.

I have two of those ex's and I way out rank you in time... They are bitter, money hungry, and control freaks... My two older daughters are grown now, and she still wants shit... And it pisses them off when you just smile at them and don't let a word pass your lips... If she's not letting you see your kids, take her to fucking court... You don't have to give a rat's ass about her, just care about the kids... And kids do grow up and see the bullshit that their parent(s) have pulled/been like/whatever, and life seems to kick you in the ass that way... So just be patient... She will get it later.....

Could not agree with sahlcoolio more. Shove your success down her throat and make her gag on that shit.

Even if you're not a success yet, just fuckin say you are! It will make you feel soooooooooo much better dude.

Now, it wouldn't be success I would ram down her throat.... But then again, I wouldn't want to go back there, because I left her in the first place... You know, I may offend people here, but you women know who you are and there's a few of them... A lot act just as bad as the men, so before women go off and get all over these statements, I am in a stable relationship, and she knows everything I am talking about (hell, she's typing it, lol) but sick or not, this was just unbelievably funny to respond too...

You know the difference between a bitch and a hoe?

A hoe will f*** everyone a bitch will f**** everyone but you!

Don't let her get to you. You'll end up with something 100 times better and when you do, and hey ask you: what is she doing with you?

you are welcome to use my trademarked line: 3 pound pecker

ps. After your married a while you might even get her to keep the story up for you but by then it wont really matter any more.

3 pound pecker? Dude there's a couple ways that can come out... I have balls that weigh that much, lol..... According to Amanda... I do like them to be cupped, carried, and handled, because after a long day of walking, the sack is just a little tired of that weight... And for those who have not tried.... If your women gives the right squeeze, at the right moment, its like a cannon, you can hit the ceiling..................................................... LOLLLLLLLLLL

Dizz

 

[clumsy79rsl]

At least you didn't catch a case..them 1 year of anger management classes suck!!!

 

[ahiddenman]

Get the bottle out.

Plenty more fish in the sea.

Girls will be girls (Fucking bitches)

 

[poorboi]

pics or it didnt happen.

 

[ahiddenman]

3 pound pecker? Dude there's a couple ways that can come out... I have balls that weigh that much, lol..... According to Amanda... I do like them to be cupped, carried, and handled, because after a long day of walking, the sack is just a little tired of that weight... And for those who have not tried.... If your women gives the right squeeze, at the right moment, its like a cannon, you can hit the ceiling..................................................... LOLLLLLLLLLL

Dizz

My respect for you dizz and amanda has gone right down the pan i almost gagged thinking about that lol !

Haha :biggthump

 

[jangoz]

No need to regret anything brother All you should have done is to tell the "water carrier" that "life is a bitch and one day you merry one"