I need money now - Advice

[romeo216]

I understand that I may take some heat for this post. I am posting this in desperation. I make decent money online but it doesn't come easy or fast.

My mom and dad are an older couple. My Dad was laid off work for nearly 2.5 years. He's a construction worker and work in Ohio has been slow. My Mom works but her income only paid their mortgage and a few other bills.

Well, it's nearing winter time here. My parents have no gas in their home. Their bill is $5000. I don't have that kind of money lying around anywhere. It hurts me to see my Mom and Dad suffering this way. They can't get any hot water or anything. It's been that way for 2 months now. My Dad just started working again. He's scuffling right now to get things back in order but they need help...

what can i do to make money fast online? Someone help please. I know there may be more serious issues out there but it hurts to see my parents suffer.

 

[Belexandor]

Fastest blackhat money to be had is ewhoring. Some may disagree but whatever....

Yes it's disgusting but IT IS a way to bank in the short term and there is no shortage of both info and tools on this forum to help you. Best of luck bro.

 

[mtime88]

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/making-money/23925-easiest-quickest-100-day-i-know.html
outsource it

 

[romeo216]

Yeah I've started a little ewhoring but i havent had much luck. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places with the wrong offers.

 

[wealthy199]

The fastest money you will ever make is through selling a product or service and collecting payments immediately with something like paypal. Come up with a few things you're good at (maybe web design, seo, writing articles, creating products, software) and find people who are interested in that type of service.

 

[wakkaoaka]

If you are going to take the e-whoring way then you can download this:

http://www.mediafire.com/?3k2zzhwdttz

 

[romeo216]

I can create very simple looking websites and I can write articles but i dont know where to find people who'd be interested in my services.

 

[snowwhite]

Yeah I've started a little ewhoring but i havent had much luck. Maybe I'm looking in the wrong places with the wrong offers.

Then dont look for offers!
If youre not ugly, doesnt have uber fat on your belly and doesnt have strict morals, then go for live webcam sites. They pay you whenever someone chats you in private. You show some of your goodies and the rest is private. At least you need to pretend like a horny woman! Thats the fastest-out-of-desperation advice I can give you. On top of that, you can chat your old-maid clients outside the cam site and maybe give some paypal money after dangling your dingdong on yahoo Be creative. If you want it on steroids, apply to at least 5 top cam sites, promote on CL or other classifieds/personals and hire hot indians to sit for you, lol!

 

[delmages]

I can create very simple looking websites and I can write articles but i dont know where to find people who'd be interested in my services.

Offer your services in the freelance area of this board. Sell your services for a reasonable price and you shouldn't have a problem getting work. Also, advertise what services you can provide in your signature. Go to all the social networking sites and search for individuals looking for the types of services you can provide. Create a website for yourself that explains what you can do. Again, drive traffic to this site through social networking sites.

 

[moneymaker101]

http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/making-money/23925-easiest-quickest-100-day-i-know.html
outsource it

lol lol lol
when ever someone makes a post about needing money quick.
someone always post this bullshit thread...
like writing 20 articles a day is some how easy to do..

sorry to hear about your situation
but
the great majority of us are in the same boat
broke and looking for a quick way to make some money
the only problem is
there isn't any easy why to make money online..
you want quick money

go to bank
hand the bank teller a note that
"I have a gun , give me all the money"
she will give you all the money in her draw..
gurantee a couple 1,000s
they don't call the cops until you are outside the bank
because the bank doesn't want a hostage situation..
you get a 70 percent chance of getting away with it..
lot's of people are robbing banks everyday just the way I described..
I don't have the balls to do it myself...

 

[romeo216]

gee thanks moneymaker,

I can do that or I can ask you to load up my paypal accout with all your money or else

 

[mindbend]

Heres an idea, its up to you whether you want to use it because, it can be considered fraud or it can be considered teaching horny guys a lesson..anyway..

find some self pics of a real girl (not the kind who looks like a whore) , the kind which are taken with their own cellphone in front of a mirror etc.
Many pics like these at www dot thevoyeurforum dot com

Then create an email addy for that girl and spam craigslist!
say something like im looking for some extra money to pay my bills or college tuition or whatever. Say that you will be on cam and do whatever the guy wants for a month and just need %50
The key is to make the guys think they are doing you a big favor. Many will jump at it trust me.

Find the right photo , girl who looks like she could be your neighbor, classmate etc..in regular clothes (do not use a whore like girl, or someone who looks like a pro, or naked pics)

im pretty sure you can get a load og guys to bite.

this is not exactly moral or even legal i dont know..so use it if you feel its worth your while

 

[Therookie]

Get a replica Rolex make sure its exact copy of one in shop
Then get friend to go to shop and distract the seller. Then replace the real Rolex with fake one. Then sell real Rolex
I have not done this- yet ))

 

[FatherCarbon]

Y'know, I see so many people talk like spamming CL is somehow easy.. :
First of all, how do you guys get phone verified accounts? (I know that you can use payphones, or just buy the accounts..but c'mon, WHY?) Does CL require phone verification in ALL cities' services sections?

I would LOVE to get on the CL boat. Even on the Tree of Gum, my ads just never show up but there's no "Yeah, hey..we're not gonna show your ad" notifications or anything. Sometimes it feels hopeless. *le sigh*

 

[rockamore1]

Do what I am doing. Throw together a quick ebook, heck spin some old articles, then outsource it. Post on getafreelancerdotcom that you need someone to sale 200 copies or so of your ebook fast. (so its free post it as a trial,then it will go live within an hour or so) You will start gettin bids for the job, sell the abook for about $17 and pay the freelancer like $2 per ebook sold. That is $3000 for you, minus paypal fees and $400 for the freelancer. Pick the one that can do it in the shortest period of time, and tell them they will also earn $2 per ebook for additional ebooks sold. You could also use an ebook u have rights to. If you need one shoot me a PM and I will give you about 10 PLR Ebooks for a price :-D

 

[mrpatel786]

Then dont look for offers!
If youre not ugly, doesnt have uber fat on your belly and doesnt have strict morals, then go for live webcam sites. They pay you whenever someone chats you in private. You show some of your goodies and the rest is private. At least you need to pretend like a horny woman! Thats the fastest-out-of-desperation advice I can give you. On top of that, you can chat your old-maid clients outside the cam site and maybe give some paypal money after dangling your dingdong on yahoo Be creative. If you want it on steroids, apply to at least 5 top cam sites, promote on CL or other classifieds/personals and hire hot indians to sit for you, lol!

LOL, looks like someone has experience uh?

 

[farfetchedmoney]

lol lol lol
sorry to hear about your situation
but
the great majority of us are in the same boat
broke and looking for a quick way to make some money
the only problem is
there isn't any easy why to make money online..
you want quick money

go to bank
hand the bank teller a note that
"I have a gun , give me all the money"
she will give you all the money in her draw..
gurantee a couple 1,000s
they don't call the cops until you are outside the bank
because the bank doesn't want a hostage situation..
you get a 70 percent chance of getting away with it..
lot's of people are robbing banks everyday just the way I described..
I don't have the balls to do it myself...

One thing in this post is true is that many people who post advice are in the same boat. I guess there should be a disclaimer with the advice we give on here to OP.

 

[badd]

I really cant believe you. You claim on your blog that you make 16k per month on myspace (http://16kmonthlyonmyspace.blogspot.com/), yet you are looking for 5k to feed your parents.

I personally spoke to Romeo216 aka Will Lawrence and bought his ebook. He sold a number of copies of his ebook on dp under the username "errandservice216" and he was banned maybe because he was misleading.

In all honesty, I tried his method and made my money back yet he cant even put his method to use. Totally surprising.

Will Lawrence are u trying to fake it until you make it or what are u playing at?

The last time you sold your ebook here was about 10 months ago and you pulled the same trick saying your wife was ill. Cmon man, implement your method and make some dough.

Stop asking for handouts.

You sold a method that works. I understand that sometimes u may not earn as much as u wld have liked but dont come here behaving as if u r clueless when this is all part of ur marketing ploy.

Guys, this is his thread on dp

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=1045050

errandservice216 is also romeo216.

He is tryin to play the sympathy card, dont fall for it.

Will, go implement ur strategy (hmmmm, then again - did u really come up with the method or did u get the idea from someone and sold it as your own?) and make ur 5k.

The last time I used ur so called method, I made $100 bucks per day, it cld have been more, but the CPA network shaves like a bitch.

 

[loclhero]

I really cant believe you. You claim on your blog that you make 16k per month on myspace (http://16kmonthlyonmyspace.blogspot.com/), yet you are looking for 5k to feed your parents.

I personally spoke to Romeo216 aka Will Lawrence and bought his ebook. He sold a number of copies of his ebook on dp under the username "errandservice216" and he was banned maybe because he was misleading.

In all honesty, I tried his method and made my money back yet he cant even put his method to use. Totally surprising.

Will Lawrence are u trying to fake it until you make it or what are u playing at?

The last time you sold your ebook here was about 10 months ago and you pulled the same trick saying your wife was ill. Cmon man, implement your method and make some dough.

Stop asking for handouts.

You sold a method that works. I understand that sometimes u may not earn as much as u wld have liked but dont come here behaving as if u r clueless when this is all part of ur marketing ploy.

Guys, this is his thread on dp

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=1045050

errandservice216 is also romeo216.

He is tryin to play the sympathy card, dont fall for it.

Will, go implement ur strategy (hmmmm, then again - did u really come up with the method or did u get the idea from someone and sold it as your own?) and make ur 5k.

The last time I used ur so called method, I made $100 bucks per day, it cld have been more, but the CPA network shaves like a bitch.

OWNED. Was that the lame ass myspace method he jacked people on herre for 300 bones?

 

[badd]

OWNED. Was that the lame ass myspace method he jacked people on herre for 300 bones?

Yep. Obviously he isnt doing wot he preaches, lol