Offline CPA Method [$200+]

jerzydawg

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*Note* If you want to look professional, get some business cards with your domain on it.


1. Buy a short, simple domain name and forward it to a zip/email/ whatever submit.

2. Print out your domain on a bunch of small slips of paper.

3. Go to the local Middle school and round up 10-15 "volunteers"

4. Buy 2-3 cartons of eggs and have the group of volunteers follow you around carrying the eggs. Instruct them that when you wave, they should wave back.

5. Now, walk around the neighborhood, knock on doors and tell the owners that if they don't go to your site and fill in the offer something bad will happen to them. (This is where you turn around and wave at the "volunteers" and they wave back) Give the homeowners the slip of paper with your domain on it.

6. Walk away, repeat at the house next door.
 
Snort. Definitely creative!! ;D Not sure I want to be seen with 10-15 middle schoolers in tow, but definitely an interesting post. hah
 
LMAO, though I wouldn't do this in Arizona. We've got too many gun lovers. :p
 
It would probably be enough to add provocative text and fill cards in mailboxes :)
 
wow i would say this needs to b jr.vip'd but even then it would get saturated.. Definently gotta Executive Vip this ASAP!! PLEASE MODS HURRRRRY
 
You can try this with Google/FB ads too :D
Imagine the advirtising text: If you don't click there and complete the survey, somebody will die :D
 
*Note* If you want to look professional, get some business cards with your domain on it.


1. Buy a short, simple domain name and forward it to a zip/email/ whatever submit.

2. Print out your domain on a bunch of small slips of paper.

3. Go to the local Middle school and round up 10-15 "volunteers"

4. Buy 2-3 cartons of eggs and have the group of volunteers follow you around carrying the eggs. Instruct them that when you wave, they should wave back.

5. Now, walk around the neighborhood, knock on doors and tell the owners that if they don't go to your site and fill in the offer something bad will happen to them. (This is where you turn around and wave at the "volunteers" and they wave back) Give the homeowners the slip of paper with your domain on it.

6. Walk away, repeat at the house next door.

I want to see someone try this and make a youtube video of the neighbors reaction.
 
This is useless to me as my probation clearly stipulates I can't go within 500 yards of a middle school or park.

I guess I'll just hang out in the trail near the school.

j/k
 
Thanks, you just helped me getting an awesome idea :D
 
LOL, I think it will be more convincing, if you write with marker on a torn piece of paper something along those lines: "Hi, sweetie, I just came to see you, while your husband away. Kisses. I missed you." And draw a big heart (or lipstik kiss, if its a message from woman). Paper must be torn in place just to reveal a printed website address (redirecting to CPA offer) as in a letterhead. Put those papers in every mailbox you can find. :)
 
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I had to double take that a "Senior Member" posted this...
 
Hey I have an idea for a twist on this.

1.Why not go to a gun dealer and buy a cheap gun and a box of ammunition.

2.Then print out your domain on a bunch of slips of paper...errr No ! ...you know what ? ...don't print anything !
Just write down your domain on any piece of paper you can find. A piece of paper from an old newspaper will do just fine.

3.Now, walk around the neighborhood, knock on doors and when the owner opens the door you pull out your gun, point it to his face and tell him that if they don't go to your site and fill in the offer something bad will happen to him.( This is where you shoot his cat or dog to show him that you really mean it)

4.Now go with him to his computer , wait until he completes the offer and get your piece of paper back...

Rinse and repeat !

P.S. You can buy a grenade just to show it to him in case he doesn't have a pet to shoot at.
PPS. While he's completing the offer don't just stand there like a douchebag. Slap him a few times on the back of his head and say something like "Hurry up you motherfucker, I don't have all day!"

Hope you guys like it. Feel free to add any new twists on my twist and don't forget to take action !
 
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