themagician
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- Mar 25, 2008
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'...Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail'.
themagician
themagician
STB: What do you get if you are making a constant $100/day? Hopefully something other than shooting your friend?
Ok here's an idea:
You will have to do some acting, get some friends to help you make some videos,
and hurt yourself A LOT (or make your friends do it, it's up to you).
You could break your leg, cut wounds in your face, get several injuries, etc.
The only thing that matters is that it doesn't look like you made those injuries yourself!
Next thing to do is create a few amateur videos, where you play the victim.
But before you'll have to cut some onions, and rub your hands with it.
In the middle of the video act like something got into your eyes, so you can start crying.
If that doesnt help, tell a friend to kick you in the balls.
In the video the "reporter" (a friend) will first film your neighbourhood, your house, etc.
If you live in a normal neighboorhood go to the nearest ghetto and film some really ugly houses.
Next scene is in your room, again, make it look like you were some poor kid,
where you talk about how your dad raped you your whole life and stuff.
A few important things are:
The neighbours won't help you.
The police won't help you either.
Nobody ever helped you.
When you got that, put together a website where you can upload all that and put some info on it (make sure you look sad on the pic).
On the website, you ask for a donation so you can get an own appartement etc.
Last thing you'll have to do is promote the heck out of your site (CNN has some site where you can upload amateurvids, make use of that).
Do this for 7months and you will be rich!
PS: If you make an ebook out of this, i want 30%!![]()