I want to f*k Katy Perry

[jb2008]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE

Getting a girl like that and violating her in every way possibly (with her permission, of course) inspires me to keep going even if I feel all is impossible. And there are, of course, millions of girls more beautiful than her. She just wears a lot of makeup and has large rack. She does look very good though.

A solid 7.875

 

[ScrapeBoss]

Hope you get to that promised land

 

[Orbit143]

Is this that chick who was in HIMYM?

 

[zacatictac]

i feel you bro

 

[Skribblez]

I really want to f*ck her too lol. :<

I thought she was also really sexy in her other music video where she was wearing a wig. Forgot the song, but the part where she was laying down pretty much naked in the clouds.. holy crap son.

We can only dream, dream.... dream...

(or find a porn star that looks like her)

 

[Maruk]

Have fun bud. Make sure to double bag up!

 

[jerra]

Have fun bud. Make sure to double bag up!

Why the long face love?

 

[Kaistar]

Why the long face love?

Coz RB snapped her turning one out

 

[KlaAz0r]

Have fun bud. Make sure to double bag up!

I lol'd

 

[bushbabie21]

Katy perry is hideous and looks like a boy with hair....sorry
Thats the reason for all the wigs and makeup...probably has a hair sack

 

[ScrapeBoss]

Chicks like this may not be good afterall.

 

[TheMasterOfMoney]

Damn, I would like to fuck her too. She is too hot.

 

[ScrapeBoss]

Even at that, some guy somewhere may be screwing her up. You never know.

Who even cares if she looks like a boy? That would never be my business if had the opportunity to be with her.

Katy perry is hideous and looks like a boy with hair....sorry
Thats the reason for all the wigs and makeup...probably has a hair sack

 

[descover]

haha really? you're so obsessed with Katy that you created a thread about it?

 

[jb2008]

LOL at the Zoey Deschanel demotivator poster... too true, but I think Zoey is more naturally beautiful. Check out 500 Days of Summer, it's a great film.

When I say I want to do Katy Perry, it's not necessarily the 'real' her , I mean, I had seen that hideous pic before I posted the thread, that Russell Brand took of her in bed (ha ha if I saw that I would have divorced her immediately unless she agreed to wear makeup at all times) ... I just think that when her makeup and fake shit is done, she looks stunning. Isn't it amazing what an above average sized rack and modern cosmetics can do these days? I wish I could slap some paint on my face, walk down the street and have all the girls drool at me. It's like in Superbad when the one guy says he wishes that girls weren't just weirded out at their boners, that's the kind of world I want to live in. Katy Perry walks around with her rack out ---> she makes millions and has men the world over jacking off at her videos. I walk around with my boner out ---> I get arrested. Fair much?

I mean, you get girls who don't look that different at all with makeup on / off. You get girls that actually look WORSE wearing makeup, then you get girls like Katy Perry that look like men when they're not wearing it, and they transform into idolized goddesses when they've had all that fake stuff put on.

 

[Sanitarium]

ahhh it's the need to tell your boys you did a 'hottie'
hottie in this case because she's famous.

there's something more appealing at the nearest corner and for $5 you can take a pic with her, probably need to add $5 for pics without crack pipe.

 

[Maruk]

I would bang her to knock her up though. Gimme my money!

 

[jb2008]

haha really? you're so obsessed with Katy that you created a thread about it?

I'm not obsessed with her I just saw the video the other day and thought I'd like to bone her, so I posted a thread saying that I'd like to bone her.

I don't want to talk to her I just want to suck her badoingers and then maybe have her sit on my face for a while, then maybe impregnate her or something. Then I would proceed to leave.

Of course I would film it all and sell it to TMZ for at least $1 million. I think it's only right.

 

[sfisher]

I thought she was okay and decent looking not a stunner by any means , however, when she married Russell Brand I thought OMG what a tramp, skank etc... who the beep in right mind would marry that T*at, same when billy piper married chris evans wtf is wrong with these women!

 

[oxonbeef]

She cooks a crap breakfast guys!
And can't iron shirts for shit!