Attention Whore [offline extremes]

[imperial109]

27. Inscribe your URL on the moon in giant letters to be seen from earth. (Coca Cola's idea)
28. Get a spotlight or lasers and shine your URL in the sky (like in the batman series)
29. Use high powered photon lasers and inscribe your URL in the atmosphere. (deteriorate the ozone layer, and it will be in every science textbook across the US)
30. Change your name to your URL and run for president
31. Create crop circles with your URL
32. Steal people's things, wait a week, and return them one by one with a CPA security offer, or a ransom note
33. Walk into a classroom and pretend to be the substitute and teach the kids about AdultCPA, then get them signed up as your referrals.
34. Change your name to your URL and become America's most wanted
35. Build a giant trojan horse, write your URL on it and place it in the middle of Time Square (warning, you may be put on a terrorist watch list)

 

[gles33]

that s a funny post! - if its attention you want - you'll get it

 

[ycfme]

I knew someone would ask Yup Lake Merritt Oaktown baby...

LOL!
This thread is a scream! Sometimes it takes outrageous thinking/brainstorming to get the creative juices flowing. Although, I prefer something that won't land me in jail.

@ycfme: Lake Merritt? Lake Merced? Ah....I really miss the SF Bay Area.

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[ycfme]

If you're really gonna do this idea, I would DEFINITELY do it with a foreign based Affiliate network.

However I just did a search and it looks like you could get a maximum of 6months + a fine ($100 I think)

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/18/I/17/333/notes

Shit, you figure you'll STILL be making $$money when your singing tunes on the chain gang

This actually could be used if you're foreign based. Even if you used it for PR alone. Wear gloves! LOL!

I am actually going to try this one out next time i get paid.

Once i get my paycheck am gonna ask the cashier to give me 1000 bucks in 1 dollar bill, then i ll get a sharpie or some kind of stamp and just stamp all of them with my url and something like this:

"Enter the Serial Number of this bill to claim your free ipad" then just take them to a free ipad offer. I mean think about it am gonna spend that cash so i might as well stamp that bill with my own cpa offer.

 

[DigitalGangster]

If you're really gonna do this idea, I would DEFINITELY do it with a foreign based Affiliate network.

However I just did a search and it looks like you could get a maximum of 6months + a fine ($100 I think)

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/18/I/17/333/notes

Shit, you figure you'll STILL be making $$money when your singing tunes on the chain gang

This actually could be used if you're foreign based. Even if you used it for PR alone. Wear gloves! LOL!

Honestly, chances of that happening is if i were to release over 10k dollars in 1 dollar bills and it would take a long time for them to prosecute me .They wouldnt go ahead and try to fine me unless they start to notice a lot of bills with my URL. But yea thats an idea i had in mind, shit if am gonna spend my money i might as well get some cash back. My goal would be to get 5% of my money in 1 year. So if i do this with 1000 bills i want to get 50 bucks back in 1 year minimum. Who knows I might get more you just never know.

 

[ycfme]

No I definitely agree with you on the chances.(I personally have taken far greater risks and chances with other things) With that said, I still wouldn't presume anything.

I've actually seen notes where someone had done just that, leaving their URL and it worked.. got me to visit at least, only to find a BORING-ass site. I don't think you'll make many conversions though with those "free ipad" submits without offering something else. People know those offers are absolute crap these days Then again, there's always a sucker.

Goodluck!

Honestly, chances of that happening is if i were to release over 10k dollars in 1 dollar bills and it would take a long time for them to prosecute me .They wouldnt go ahead and try to fine me unless they start to notice a lot of bills with my URL. But yea thats an idea i had in mind, shit if am gonna spend my money i might as well get some cash back. My goal would be to get 5% of my money in 1 year. So if i do this with 1000 bills i want to get 50 bucks back in 1 year minimum. Who knows I might get more you just never know.

 

[projectx]

#324 - Get some naked girls and get your URL on their tits , so when they stand next to each other people will see the link.

 

[iluvvegas]

usually marketing guru's have a boring wordpress template and a free rehashed book they giving away for ur email address..... they're some good ideas out there... just have to be proactive about it.... and i guess by the look at ur publicity stunts you sure are being proactive about it... hehehhhe

 

[FruitPage]

In a big city during rushhour. Give a few homeless guys five bucks each to hold your URL sign instead of their "Help, I'm homeless and hungry" signs.

An offline Fiverr, if you will.

 

[FruitPage]

During winter season. Go around while everybody is sleeping, and piss your URL in the snow. Neighbors will visit the site just to find out who to complain to.

 

[imperial109]

-Get a tiger tail and write your URL at the end of it in big letters.
-Customize your shoes to stamp your URL on the floor wherever you go.
-Get brass knuckles and emboss your URL on them -> punch people
-Go to the unemployment line and hand out flyers to everybody.
-Stick a manikin in the median with a sign with your URL.
-Pay someone to build you a building in the shape of your URL as a homeless shelter, in a well populated area.
-Run around in your underwear in public yelling out your URL.

 

[rans_mang]

Seem dangerous but i'll try this.

 

[Fastlane]

 

[ahiddenman]

Haha this cheered me up. Best one was the best buy "Visit my website for a discount"

Lol

 

[imperial109]

 

[imperial109]

2011 Edition:

-Take a torch blower and engrave your URL in the sidewalk and in buildings
-Pull the fire alarm in a populated building and place a giant banner at the exit and entrance
-Become a superhero in your city and get on the local news. Your URL is your name
-Get a simple push mower and write your URL in people's front lawns at night
-Give out free alcohol and write your URL on the container
-Make your own alcohol and give out samples and name it your URL
-Discover strain of legal weed and name it your URL
-Create a disease that makes people shout your URL uncontrollably
-Start a daycare and brand the kids with your URL
-Brand a herd of something and release it into the street
-Claim Nibiru(Planet X) as your property and name it your URL
-Make a lot of babies and name all of them your URL, or a page on your website that does not have much competition in the SERPS
-Claim that you're Einstein's only decedent and talk about the discovery of your URL
-Mod a buzz cutter and shave your URL into people's heads
-Blackmail a celebrity to make a song about your URL
-Create shirts and give them out to hot chicks with your URL on it
-Blackmail a shallow reality star to wear a shirt w/ your URL on it
-Pick up smoking and learn to puff out your URL
-Do a burn out in a populated area and write out your URL