Is this worth the buck?

[Derviie]

From the provider:

1. Ultimate Submission usually $100 (Special $20 until midnight tonight Pacific time - then it goes up to $30 until further notice)

Well, service 1, which is the submission to the million search engines, directories, and free for alls, results in your site actually being 'on the map'. Basically the internet is a fantastically large place which would be impossible to navigate or find anything on if it were not for website aggregator type sites: e.g. search engines, and directories.

If your site is not known (exposure), you will receive no traffic. The above service automatically means that 99.999 percent of the internet aggregatory services are aware of your site. We've done over 10 TRILLION submission to date, and had many testimonials and referals thanks to the positive results that this service yields.

2. Ultimate SEO Report usually $250 (Special $25 until further notice)

He is now also making use of the SEO Report which we offer. It allows you to improve your SERPS ranking (how high you rank for keywords). It is one of the most comprehensive reports which allows you to rank NUMBER ONE for any page, in any engine, for ANY keyword.

Once you have chosen a phrase, we will supply you a 40+ page report which if you follow religiously, you will rank number one for it. Obviously the harder the phrase, the more work would be needed though.


The report details what needs to be done on site, and off site with regards to beating your competition and ranking well.

So $50 for both these to be done.

 

[nufaman]

We've done over 10 TRILLION submission to date

This bs should be enough to make you run away

 

[wkrappen91]

Use internet business promoter for your religious report (shared on this board...) its free then.

 

[Philgood]

This crap is old news. Think about it. They would probably own Google plus I have taken part in several of these with 0 increase in the serps. At best you might get indexed. Been there. Done that...
Philgood

 

[Scripteen]

Why would you need to submit your website to millions of search engines when google gives you +90% of the search traffic?

 

[Derviie]

Yeah, was just asking. Because, I need some SEO service that works. I have a website that is PR4, and I plan to monetize it with gateway/content lockers (not sure if their the same). But I need targeted traffic.

 

[MaxTucker]

Let's do some math. How many years does 10 trillion seconds make up.....

1 year is 365.25 days.
1 day is 24 hours.
1 hour is 3600 seconds.
So one year is 365.25 * 24 * 3600 = 31,557,600 seconds in a year
1 trillion seconds / 31,557,600 seconds = 31,688 years.
31,688 years x 10 (to get 10 trillion) = 316,880 years

If they averaged 1 submission per second since they opened up shop it would take 316,880 years to do 10 trillion submissions. Even if these people did 1,000 submissions per second it would still take over 300 years to reach 10 trillion.

Can't these retards think before they type?

BULLSHIT!!!!

 

[yolkepalke]

Get Scrapebox or something that has good reviews

 

[dillfly2000]

Let's do some math. How many years does 10 trillion seconds make up.....

1 year is 365.25 days.
1 day is 24 hours.
1 hour is 3600 seconds.
So one year is 365.25 * 24 * 3600 = 31,557,600 seconds in a year
1 trillion seconds / 31,557,600 seconds = 31,688 years.
31,688 years x 10 (to get 10 trillion) = 316,880 years

If they averaged 1 submission per second since they opened up shop it would take 316,880 years to do 10 trillion submissions. Even if these people did 1,000 submissions per second it would still take over 300 years to reach 10 trillion.

Can't these retards think before they type?

BULLSHIT!!!!

Makes life seem freakishly short when you put it in seconds.

 

[MaxTucker]

Sure does.

 

[Derviie]

Can anyone suggest an SEO service offered here that will help me increase my traffic?

 

[GreyWolf]

Makes life seem freakishly short when you put it in seconds.

A little Off Topic, but that made me think of the Moody Blues song 22000 days.

Let me go onto tomorrow
One day at a time
Now I know the only foe is time

22,000 days, 22,000 nights
It's not a lot, it's all you got
22,000 days​

Current life expectancy in First World countries is closer to about 28,000 days.
22,000 days is only 60 years, but it makes the point about how short life really is.