My Cat is going bald.

[Proteus]

Like most of you I work at home over 20 hours a day. But I am loosing money due to the amounts of cat hairs which are getting in my keyboard.

Like most Cats, then loose hair all year round. But the scraggy thing is going nearly bald.

Any advice on Cat hair would be greatly appreciated. The next best advice I suppose would be cat assassination techniques or simple methods to clean a keyboard?

 

[wolvenreign]

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Enjoy.

 

[bobbys]

Another quality post.

Bookmarked.

 

[redtide1969]

^^ lol...

Bald pussy is good...just go with it OP. :thumb:

 

[voidale]

kill it

 

[mani911]

Just go to the market " Buy yourself a magnum i'd prefer desert eagle ".

make your cat feel comfortable near your keyboard " shoot its brains out " dump it somewhere in your backyard.

Your keyboard would officially be piece of S@#$ by then. Just get a new one " instead of buying cat food "

Simple

 

[hitman247]

Try using a vacuum once a week.

 

[Slucide]

Reminds me somehow of my cat, who probably will live longer than me the way we feed it with high quality fish filets...

 

[ironlifter76]

Proteus,

Not quite sure, but isn't that called "male cattern baldness"? Maybe Rogaine'll work.

Regards,
ironlifter76:coffee:

 

[ohioman]

i see a niche here

 

[Proteus]

Look this is no joking matter!!!! the thing is looking silly and my finggggggeeeerrrrrrsssss are gettttting stttuuuck to theee keeeeybooard.

 

[Proteus]

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Which one do you think?

 

[crawling]

The best thing you could do, or if i was you i would just kill the damn cat .

 

[evilman11]

Look this is no joking matter!!!! the thing is looking silly and my finggggggeeeerrrrrrsssss are gettttting stttuuuck to theee keeeeybooard.

ok, either your trolling or your actually a filthy a$$ person that needs to invest in a vacuum cleaner. you say you spend 20 hours aday working right? well, quit being so f***ing cheap and invest in some tools to keep your living space cleaner. you could always keep your cat away from your keyboard to, maybe that would help? unless you live in a cardboard box and theres not enough space but i assume thats not the case. you might think im being an a$$, but its the truth. anyways, with all that being said, i prefer to have my pussy hairless (nice and clean) rather than having hair on it .

 

[DigitalGangster]

ok, either your trolling or your actually a filthy a$$ person that needs to invest in a vacuum cleaner. you say you spend 20 hours aday working right? well, quit being so f***ing cheap and invest in some tools to keep your living space cleaner. you could always keep your cat away from your keyboard to, maybe that would help? unless you live in a cardboard box and theres not enough space but i assume thats not the case. you might think im being an a$$, but its the truth. anyways, with all that being said, i prefer to have my pussy hairless (nice and clean) rather than having hair on it .

He is ********ing right, my last keyboard got sticky cause i spilled coffe from working too much. But cat hair is just disgusting bro. If you really work 20 hours a day can you atleast keep your workspace clean . Get a dog and you wont have the same problems. Also why have the cat lay around the keyboard anyways, if its some big problem just go buy a new keyboard am sure you can afford one.

 

[dshad]

Vacuum some and then visit the vet or something.

If you can't afford a vacuum you can use a can of air to blow the hair off.

 

[HoNeYBiRD]

 

[BinaryGenius]

shave the rest of the hair off so it wont shed.
then you can wax it to make it look nice and shiny

 

[srb888]

^^ lol...

Bald pussy is good...just go with it OP. :thumb:

Hahahaha :hahaha:

The Best Punny Answer of 2010!

Imagine if everyone has one such at hand! lol

Sorry OP, I share your concern but could not resist to write the above... Redtide's quip had almost blasted me out of my chair!

 

[srb888]

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Which one do you think?

BaldPussy(dot)mobi available... have a blast on mobiles! Give thanks to Redtide for the originality!