If tomorrow you became the Google CEO, what would you do first?

[UrbanSnake]

To be funnier, let's treat an CEO as a dictator with unlimited power to do whatever he wants on that company and he can't be sacked based on this first decision

Me: discontinue Google AI Overview and give the deserved recognition for humans creating content instead of stealing human effort to train and reward inaccurate AIs

 

[tomguis]

I'll wipeout the whole ai content generators from search results. Most of them are scam and doing good for a short term

 

[Venusaur]

I would just drain all Google's pockets and transfer all the money to the people behind SearXNG or even Startpage and Brave Search, lmao

 

[Marco69]

Any big G CEO who will keep his job and raise his salary, will do any shady criminal business tactics to raise the value and money of the G shareholders, not doing good thing for "us" (the folks) who have a hard time making money online.

Happy Friday !

 

[sam.hunt0710]

Will revert back all the google ads policies so that everyone can run their campaigns easily.

 

[Vynith]

Redirect all search results to a relevant hentai video.

So you Google Chinese restaurant near me and you'll be directed to a Chinese-based hentai.

 

[SAS1]

To be funnier, let's treat an CEO as a dictator with unlimited power to do whatever he wants on that company and he can't be sacked based on this first decision

Me: discontinue Google AI Overview and give the deserved recognition for humans creating content instead of stealing human effort to train and reward inaccurate AIs

To be honest, I will remove this kind of things first!

 

[Dopious]

Do a Elon on it, and make the world more Dopious.

 

[HIPO_ADSPRO]

I agree that original creators deserve more recognition and value for the content they produce.

 

[Project Limitless]

Redirect all search results to a relevant hentai video.

So you Google Chinese restaurant near me and you'll be directed to a Chinese-based hentai.

Bro, this is not even funny anymore lol

You need a psychiatrist

 

[Vynith]

Bro, this is not even funny anymore lol

You need a psychiatrist

Who said it was supposed to be funny?

and true

 

[alphamaterx]

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: pay myself 1.598 billion


Followed 30 seconds later: launch a memecoin

 

[insafaptech]

i will definiely remove all ai websites from google not sure what will i do

 

[hbar19]

I dont feel any sort of achievement if I become google ceo..
If you win someone heart or able to help someone, I feel more happy

 

[rankflowmedia]

First thing I'd do is bring back more transparency to core updates and fix the indexing delay issues smaller sites face.

 

[Hetneo]

Day one: ship a ranking change, deny anything shipped for two weeks, then confirm it in a tweet with a typo in it. Tradition matters at a company that age.

 

[HenryObi]

To be funnier, let's treat an CEO as a dictator with unlimited power to do whatever he wants on that company and he can't be sacked based on this first decision

Me: discontinue Google AI Overview and give the deserved recognition for humans creating content instead of stealing human effort to train and reward inaccurate AIs

I'll be less evil. At least I'll pretend to.

Most people would think once they become the CEO, they'll start implementing those lofty ideas, but in reality, you'll start thinking like a leader of a corporation. You'll literally become the same things you hate