You're trapped in an elevator for 3 hours – pick your nightmare

[Project Limitless]

I'd have a panic attack in the first 3 minutes. Not even going to last 3 hours

 

[Vynith]

Scariest would definitely be number 2.

As an introvert listening to some guy yap about crypto for 3 hours would kill me.

Can I show him my saved hentai collection and fawn over that as much as he fawns over his crypto portfolio?

 

[CyHead]

B - because I'll just slip in my headphones and listen to baby shark on repeat until we're rescued.

 

[BHSEONewb]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

A - I'd be singing along. That's just the kind of silly song I like. I even make up words to it when singing it to my dog.
B - Depends on the stranger. I see a lot of (probably fake) accounts on dating sites where attractive women (again, likely bots) say they're crypto gals. If it's a mildly attractive crypto girl... I'd see just how far she's willing to go to get me to buy into her portfolio... If it's a Crypto Bro, then I'd tell him all about the various conspiracy theories and how the lizard people in the center of the earth are behind them all.
C - I have a lot of dark memes on my phone. If I'm not getting busy with the crypto girl, I'd be showing them to the camera.

 

[Deadite]

B is the worst by far, even on internet dealing with crypto bros is annoying

C is our current reality, there are many elevators with cameras and when you are inside, there is no signal, this happens to me every day

 

[iAuthority]

I'd have a panic attack in the first 3 minutes. Not even going to last 3 hours

Honestly, the most realistic answer here, some of us wouldn't even make it to the "pick a nightmare" stage.

Scariest would definitely be number 2.

As an introvert listening to some guy yap about crypto for 3 hours would kill me.

Can I show him my saved hentai collection and fawn over that as much as he fawns over his crypto portfolio?

Haha, bold strategy, fighting boredom with boredom. Might just confuse him enough to switch topics, though.

B - because I'll just slip in my headphones and listen to baby shark on repeat until we're rescued.

Smart move, fight fire with fire, drown out one nightmare with a smaller, more bearable one.

B is the worst by far, even on internet dealing with crypto bros is annoying

C is our current reality, there are many elevators with cameras and when you are inside, there is no signal, this happens to me every day

Real talk, sounds like you've basically been elevator-tested already. At this point, you're basically a veteran of option C.

 

[Guestwriting]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

Which one breaks you first?

That's why I never use an elevator when I'm alone. Obviously, Option C would freak me out the most.

 

[iAuthority]

That's why I never use an elevator when I'm alone. Obviously, Option C would freak me out the most.

Haha, that's understandable. Suddenly, the camera becomes the only thing you can think about.

 

[l0cke]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

Which one breaks you first?

B works for me, But I prefer a beautiful stranger

 

[Hetneo]

B works for me, But I prefer a beautiful stranger

The beautiful stranger also wants to talk about their crypto portfolio for three hours. That part is in the fine print.