You're trapped in an elevator for 3 hours – pick your nightmare

[iAuthority]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

Which one breaks you first?

 

[NirvanaWolf]

I'd probably die if I got stuck in an elevator for 3 hours.

 

[YumiProxy]

The first hour I was stuck in the elevator: we actively called for help
The second hour: listened to God
The third hour: I was about to break down.

 

[PattyTheCat]

Anyone talking to me for 3 hours and I can't get away from them is my worst nightmare

 

[iAuthority]

I'd probably die if I got stuck in an elevator for 3 hours.

That could genuinely be a phobia trigger for some people; elevators + being trapped is no joke.

The first hour I was stuck in the elevator: we actively called for help
The second hour: listened to God
The third hour: I was about to break down.

Ngl I thought you were building up to "and by the third hour, I was with God." Just kidding!

Anyone talking to me for 3 hours and I can't get away from them is my worst nightmare

Same here, honestly; that would be my breaking point too.

 

[CPANathan]

There's a lot of room for activities so the stranger talking about his portfolio would probably be an aggravating distraction

 

[Good_Agency_Ads]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

Which one breaks you first?

Could we change the music? That way, I'd finally have some free time to practice singing.

 

[ads studio]

Mine will be (B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio, because why will you want to know about my portfolio

 

[TheMarquis]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

Which one breaks you first?

D) A living empty pocket, human sized, belly-dancing on baby shark =)

 

[Marina Aff2Day]

The situation itself is horrifying enough tbh... But third option sounds creepy as hell - knowing that someone watching you but no phone signal....? Second actually not creepy rather boring. xd

 

[iAuthority]

There's a lot of room for activities so the stranger talking about his portfolio would probably be an aggravating distraction

Fair thing, "room for activities," but zero escape from the crypto pitch sounds worse than the elevator itself.

Could we change the music? That way, I'd finally have some free time to practice singing.

Baby shark would cry if you change.
Though free karaoke practice with a captive audience; nobody's leaving anyway.

Mine will be (B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio, because why will you want to know about my portfolio

Haha fair, nobody's asking for your portfolio update either, especially not for 3 hours straight.

D) A living empty pocket, human sized, belly-dancing on baby shark =)

This is the most unhinged option D I've seen; respect.

The situation itself is horrifying enough tbh... But third option sounds creepy as hell - knowing that someone watching you but no phone signal....? Second actually not creepy rather boring. xd

Real, the camera one hits different; being watched with zero way to call for help is way creepier than boredom.

 

[Ben Arthur]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

Which one breaks you first?

B for sure. Three hours of crypto portfolio talk would feel a lot longer than three hours.

 

[iAuthority]

B for sure. Three hours of crypto portfolio talk would feel a lot longer than three hours.

I'm surprised so many picked B. I thought "portfolio" would make everyone think of becoming a millionaire.

 

[KoD-]

Option C seems someone watching but not helping

 

[Hetneo]

B, easily. And there is no faking an incoming call to get out of it, because nobody has signal in an elevator anyway.

 

[Dopious]

B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio

 

[SettingSun77]

D) I really need a dump.

 

[Indescribable]

B sounds like the best option tbh. Getting recorded doesn't sound fun, and a song on repeat sounds rather annoying.

 

[gregstereo]

A) The speaker plays "Baby Shark" on loop
B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio
C) No phone signal, but the security camera is clearly recording

Which one breaks you first?

No phone signal is painful, but at least I can enjoy the silence.

 

[iAuthority]

B, easily. And there is no faking an incoming call to get out of it, because nobody has signal in an elevator anyway.

B) You're with a stranger who wants to talk about their crypto portfolio

Looks like crypto has become the universal conversation everyone tries to escape.

B sounds like the best option tbh. Getting recorded doesn't sound fun, and a song on repeat sounds rather annoying.

That's probably the most survivable option. Baby Shark on repeat would test anyone's sanity.

No phone signal is painful, but at least I can enjoy the silence.

Agreed. Sometimes silence is more refreshing than endless small talk.