Mark Zuckerberg reveals he's feeding his cows beer and macadamia nuts

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“On the ranch, one of my projects is I'm trying to create the highest quality beef in the world”

“It's very low stakes, I’m not selling it but I'm very into the genetics of the cattle. We're trying to figure out how do you make it so that you basically can deliver the highest density diet to them”

“We started growing macadamia trees because that kind of nut is extremely dense and they will eat a lot so they will put on weight and become fat quicker and become delicious”

“The macadamia nuts have a lot of oil so you need to actually roast that. So now we need to design this whole process to roast the nuts so that way you can give them to the cows”

“You want them to eat more. So then it's like how do you get them to eat more? Well it turns out alcohol is great for that because alcohol induces appetite”

“That's actually why very high-end beef, they're fed beer. But okay, what's the right balance of beer versus water? I don't know. Let's let them choose. They get either as much cold beer as they want or as much room temperature water”

“So now we're brewing all this beer and we're putting it out”
 
Low stakes hhahahha.

End my suffering.
 
“On the ranch, one of my projects is I'm trying to create the highest quality beef in the world”

“It's very low stakes, I’m not selling it but I'm very into the genetics of the cattle. We're trying to figure out how do you make it so that you basically can deliver the highest density diet to them”

“We started growing macadamia trees because that kind of nut is extremely dense and they will eat a lot so they will put on weight and become fat quicker and become delicious”

“The macadamia nuts have a lot of oil so you need to actually roast that. So now we need to design this whole process to roast the nuts so that way you can give them to the cows”

“You want them to eat more. So then it's like how do you get them to eat more? Well it turns out alcohol is great for that because alcohol induces appetite”

“That's actually why very high-end beef, they're fed beer. But okay, what's the right balance of beer versus water? I don't know. Let's let them choose. They get either as much cold beer as they want or as much room temperature water”

“So now we're brewing all this beer and we're putting it out”
Link your sources when posting this stuff, we have told you before.
 
Link your sources when posting this stuff, we have told you before.
It was his official post in his social media handles.

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced in a post Tuesday that he is raising cattle at his Hawaiian ranch. Zuckerberg shared his cattle project to Instagram and Facebook.

It was on News, social media, and forums. I'm surprised people didn't see it yet. It was all over my social media feed.

I'm adding a few citations for reference -
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/jan/10/zuckerberg-cattle-hawaii-beef-environment
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/mark-zuckerberg-shares-raising-cattle-beer-macadamia-nuts-rcna133239
https://indianexpress.com/article/world/mark-zuckerberg-high-quality-beef-cattle-9104519/
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/videos/mark-zuckerberg-feeds-cows-beer-010148333.html

I don't know what you mean by "we have told you before". I guess it must be for all users on BHW from the community mods in general. I always add sources for my posts unless they are memes, gifs, or casual lounge posts.
 
Something Japanese mastered like thousands of years ago. It's called wagyu/kobe beef.
It's gonna be better then kobe? I highly highly doubt it.
It's gonna be another failed project.
Japanese ranchers play music to the cow among other things. Not making this up:
 
Sounds like an interesting experiment, but I'd focus on measuring the results instead of assuming every idea improves quality. Small, consistent changes and tracking things like animal health, growth, and meat quality will tell you what actually works. Sometimes the simplest adjustments end up making the biggest difference.
 
“On the ranch, one of my projects is I'm trying to create the highest quality beef in the world”

“It's very low stakes, I’m not selling it but I'm very into the genetics of the cattle. We're trying to figure out how do you make it so that you basically can deliver the highest density diet to them”

“We started growing macadamia trees because that kind of nut is extremely dense and they will eat a lot so they will put on weight and become fat quicker and become delicious”

“The macadamia nuts have a lot of oil so you need to actually roast that. So now we need to design this whole process to roast the nuts so that way you can give them to the cows”

“You want them to eat more. So then it's like how do you get them to eat more? Well it turns out alcohol is great for that because alcohol induces appetite”

“That's actually why very high-end beef, they're fed beer. But okay, what's the right balance of beer versus water? I don't know. Let's let them choose. They get either as much cold beer as they want or as much room temperature water”

“So now we're brewing all this beer and we're putting it out”
Summary:
"Here's how I try to burn some cash because I have too much of it and I have a lot of time to kill"
 
Well... f*** you money makes you do things. This is not even the most insane thing I've heard.
 
those cows are drinking better than i did all of june. his low stakes hobby is breeding wagyu, mine is seeing how long i can ignore the check engine light. genuinely though beer and macadamia is basically the wagyu playbook, hes just running it on facebook money.
 
Summary:
"Here's how I try to burn some cash because I have too much of it and I have a lot of time to kill"
That's exactly how I see it. But many experiments are actually like that, somebody has a bit of extra time and money, so they experiment on stuff.
 
That's exactly how I see it. But many experiments are actually like that, somebody has a bit of extra time and money, so they experiment on stuff.
“Proud of you, man. You really fulfilled that dream of putting food in your mouth in the manner that causes the most climate change possible for a human being,” said Andrew Greenberg, an author and journalist.
 
That's just normal beef with extra steps.

Cattle already get energy-dense feed, and fermented feed (silage) is used on practically every farm.

The unusual part here isn't really what they're eating, it's the extra processing of the alcohol and roasting the nuts, when silage and raw crops do essentially the same job.
 
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