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Seriously, where do all the missing socks go? I’m starting to think there’s a secret sock portal in my laundry room. Is anyone else’s washing machine eating socks, too?
Why Do Socks Always Disappear?
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UnusualSubstance
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They actually go to another parallel universe.
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Always put them in the shoes after use
But again,from shoes to laundry is another ball game
Can't remember the number of lost socks so far
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My kids steal them I think
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What socks? I'm in flip flops all the time, I don't need any.
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# Why Do Socks Always Disappear?,
Everytime, you are near?
Just like me, they long to be.
Close to you. #
Everytime, you are near?
Just like me, they long to be.
Close to you. #
tony677
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they don't disappear, they reincarnate in other life form
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That sounds logical… but I’m still blaming a secret sock dimension.
That explains everything. Somewhere out there is a parallel world where people have way too many single socks.
I swear socks train for escape the second they hit the laundry basket. From shoes to a washer is like an obstacle course for them. At this point, I’ve probably funded a whole parallel universe wardrobe.
So after all that science and math… the conclusion is still “socks disappear.”
Appreciate the formula, but I’m still checking the washer as it owes me money.
That’s it. Case closed.
It’s not the washer, not a parallel universe… It’s tiny humans building secret sock collections somewhere in the house.
Haha, same here, flip flops are basically my socks now. Somehow, socks just vanish into another dimension anyway.
Haha, sounds like the socks have a secret crush on you. They can’t help but wander off when you’re around.
Exactly! That missing sock probably came back as a Tupperware lid or your cat’s favorite toy.they don't disappear, they reincarnate in other life form
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True, sometimes they vanish for real, not like socks. Market reality bites harder than laundry day.Stocks disappear because companies file for bankruptcy.
