My Cat is a Philosopher

[Monsterer]

My cat sits in the sun for hours, just staring at the wall.
I think he’s thinking about the meaning of life.
He looks at me like I’m the silly one.
And here I am, looking for my car keys everywhere.
I’m starting to think he’s really the boss of the house.

 

[IM Dude]

Do you have mice in the house? It might be looking at mice holes beneath the wall. You are thinking too much. You might become a philosopher.

 

[Monsterer]

Haha, no mice in my flat. I think my cat is just practicing deep thinking for fun, maybe a future philosopher in the making.

 

[ssharif]

Your cat is definitely operating on a higher plane, mastering the art of the Zen Boss Stare.

 

[Builder Dave]

Of course he's the boss of the house. Cats have life figured out. If only could they speak and tell us.

 

[Dopious]

I’m starting to think he’s really the boss of the house.

Well, you clean his shit and feed him for free, ofcourse he is the boss, you are just a petty homan born to serve.

 

[Ben Arthur]

My cat sits in the sun for hours, just staring at the wall.
I think he’s thinking about the meaning of life.
He looks at me like I’m the silly one.
And here I am, looking for my car keys everywhere.
I’m starting to think he’s really the boss of the house.

Your cat’s staring at the wall like he unlocked level 99 wisdom, and you’re just trying to find your car keys. Honestly, he might be the one running the house at this point.

 

[Mrnewbie]

--------------Deep cat philosopher here