What's a completely useless skill you're weirdly proud of?
- Thread starter Kumareszh
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Wiggling my ears.
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Handstand pushups
Dont do that while carrying a 200lb boat motor
Nice one!
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Wow, like... Really? So impressive.
I remember I learned this exists I was like... Learning handstands is not enough, I have to do pushups like this??? Wtf??? xD
Damn, I can do one ear only and the other just won't move, no go xD.
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Are you sure you're not having a stroke?
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I can crack my wrists and I’ve always liked to do it when someone is holding my hand.
I can crack my jaw too
I can crack my jaw too
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Now we know why you really chose that username!
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I’m in a better place now. It’s not heaven but it’s not that hell. Maybe I need a new one
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Bounce my pecs(chest)
Kumareszh
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Bro, that’s not a skill… that’s a biological glitch unlocked on hard mode Respect.
Elite level NPC animation control. Very few unlock this emote naturally
Kumareszh
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That’s not useless, man—that’s straight-up superhero training. I feel underqualified now
Meanwhile I’m over here afraid to even turn my neck too fast. You’re built like a human fidget toy
Bro unlocked the pec dance DLC Not useless—just unnecessarily impressive.Bounce my pecs(chest)
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You could have just said you are Claude’s puppet. Asking for everything but giving nothing.
What does it feel like to have a special skill that is called WORTHLESS?
Kumareszh
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Feels great actually. Worthless skills are the only ones nobody tries to monetize yet
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The only worthless skills that can be monetized is the ones that pay minimum wage when you’re 30+ years old since you did nothing with your life.
Are you going to make me a pop with your bare unwashed hands on the street corner when the ai bubble pops?
You can only hide behind that straw man for so long. Many smart people see it. Next thing you know, everyone will. People like you only thrive while you can be anonymous.
If they let me be admin I’d cut the head off of everyone one of you without mercy.
Kumareszh
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Hey dude, this thread was just for fun. No idea why you’re getting this worked up over a simple comment. All good
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Dont change, we will get through hell together. I just thought of zombie bones cracking/popping lol!I’m in a better place now. It’s not heaven but it’s not that hell. Maybe I need a new one
I was going to say that, but then I I thought I would have to explain to someone, and did not want to search for some nasty gif to show! And would it be against the rules?!Bounce my pecs(chest)
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fold tongue into the flower
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