Help Me Destroy My Ex-GF!

[blanko]

So, I have this opportunity to really burn my ex-girlfriend.

If you haven't heard of the band Say Anything, you can check out their Myspace at: myspace.com/sayanything

Anyways, I've met all the guys from the band and they are pretty cool. They are doing a once in a lifetime thing.

They are will to write a song for you, strictly for you. It's $150 for the song, and should take a few days.

So, if anyone is up for it, help me get back at my cheating ex with a professional accoustic song.

Looking for Donations from my awesome BHW community

I'll post the song on here after it's record if I am able to do it.

 

[Smitty]

Why don't you just bang her best friend?

Thats probably some of the best revenge sex you'll ever have.

 

[DeadEyesOpened]

Is her mother hot? You know what to do.

 

[pixelgrinder]

Post up nude pics of her on her myspace (and here). ;D

thats free.

 

[bizkiller]

yeah,

you have several options.

a. bang her mom

b. bang her best friend.

c. show off things in front of her. [ your new gf, car, money, etc]

 

[Essential Clix]

d. bang her best friend and her mom at the same time in front of her, and then drive off in your new car.

 

[caretaker2007]

and your new gf

 

[bizkiller]

d. bang her best friend and her mom at the same time in front of her, and then drive off in your new car.

dude. that's a ... great idea.

 

[smoketowntheory]

um, no offense, but we could just move on with our lives. Whatever she did for you to feel the need to 'burn' her...makes you no better of a person by getting 'revenge.'

 

[MontyzPython]

Do some e-whoring and give out her phone number.

 

[edsmithers]

Better yet, bang her Mom's best friend.

 

[Diabolik]

To react just gives her more power. Move on as quickly as possible and let her see you happier without her...then when she comes crawling back, that's when you kick her away.

Just dedicate this song to her...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha6F2L5ePQ8

 

[nessa2shoes]

Surely this requires a more blackhat approach? Like creating a website full of her nude pictures, and then using Xrumer to spam the link all around the place...?

 

[Prideoflion]

Lol I'm Loving This Thread.

Dude Why Don't You Concentrate On Making Your Life Awesome.

That Way When She Runs Into You, She'll Regret Ever Messing Around On Ya.

Nothing Hurt As Bad As Knowing You Let Something Great Slip Through Your Fingers, That's Exactly What You Want To Make Her Think.

 

[retsuca]

Man, if you're willing to pay money just to "get back at her" you're DEFIANTLY not over her...

 

[Uptownbulker]

So, I have this opportunity to really burn my ex-girlfriend.

If you haven't heard of the band Say Anything, you can check out their Myspace at: myspace.com/sayanything

Anyways, I've met all the guys from the band and they are pretty cool. They are doing a once in a lifetime thing.

They are will to write a song for you, strictly for you. It's $150 for the song, and should take a few days.

So, if anyone is up for it, help me get back at my cheating ex with a professional accoustic song.

Looking for Donations from my awesome BHW community

I'll post the song on here after it's record if I am able to do it.

On the other hand, you could just walk the fuck away and get on with your life!

Bitch don't want ya; there are thousands of others, more than one of whom will!

Why waste your time?

Life is short!

Forget her, fire it up and get on down the road!

Bitch like that will make her own come-uppance for herself!

Do not deny her the consequences of her actions!

Go back to work, go out and find a revenge fuck if it makes you feel better but in any case, farhren on down the strasse and get YOUR life back on track!

Bitches like that are a dime a dozen!

Use'em and lose'em if it makes you feel better but GIVE IT THE FUCK UP and GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

Your pleas for assistance in fucking with her may break the internet and then I WILL BE COMING AFTER YOU!

LOL!

AND..........grow up!

 

[retsuca]

Haha well said Uptown.

 

[turbotec]

Amen uptown

 

[catspurley]

You'll be giving her all the power by doing this, even if the song gets all hardcore on her ass.

She'll still get to tell everyone, "Say Anything wrote that song about ME cause my gay ex Blanko still obsesses over me and he actually had to pay them money to do it."

That kinda sucks...

So fuck her BFF and marry Hayley Williams instead.

Anyway, I like Say Anything, but are they hurtin these days? They've been reduced to writing revenge hate songs for $150 bucks a pop?

 

[Vivica]

On the other hand, you could just walk the fuck away and get on with your life!

Bitch don't want ya; there are thousands of others, more than one of whom will!

Why waste your time?

Life is short!

Forget her, fire it up and get on down the road!

Bitch like that will make her own come-uppance for herself!

Do not deny her the consequences of her actions!

Go back to work, go out and find a revenge fuck if it makes you feel better but in any case, farhren on down the strasse and get YOUR life back on track!

Bitches like that are a dime a dozen!

Use'em and lose'em if it makes you feel better but GIVE IT THE FUCK UP and GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE!

Your pleas for assistance in fucking with her may break the internet and then I WILL BE COMING AFTER YOU!

LOL!

AND..........grow up!

What he said!