♥️ I Ate 15 Raw Eggs For Science

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So basically a couple days ago I ate 15 Raw eggs live on YouTube.

Everything was fine for about 15ish hours.

The calm before the storm.

Then it happened.

I was sat on the toilet and:

"Most of it left in a big explosion.

A sort of big bang.

Then a burning sensation.

Almost as if I ate chilis.

Only a slight bit of blood so I guess they did slice a little.

Looking in the toilet bowl revealed calcium-shit mess.

Sprayed absolutely everywhere at Mach 1.

Ass had a slight burning sensation for about an hour."

I have advanced humanity with this knowledge.

The limit is 3-15 eggs for me as I can have 2 eggs and not experience calcium Armageddon.

Have a great Monday folks.
 
This was wild to read :) Props to you for pushing the limits in the name of "Science". Definitely a reminder that just because something is natural doesn't mean your body will love it in huge amounts. Hope your stomach has recovered by now!
 
So basically a couple days ago I ate 15 Raw eggs live on YouTube.

Everything was fine for about 15ish hours.

The calm before the storm.

Then it happened.

I was sat on the toilet and:

"Most of it left in a big explosion.

A sort of big bang.

Then a burning sensation.

Almost as if I ate chilis.

Only a slight bit of blood so I guess they did slice a little.

Looking in the toilet bowl revealed calcium-shit mess.

Sprayed absolutely everywhere at Mach 1.

Ass had a slight burning sensation for about an hour."

I have advanced humanity with this knowledge.

The limit is 3-15 eggs for me as I can have 2 eggs and not experience calcium Armageddon.

Have a great Monday folks.
Good shit!
 
I have advanced humanity with this knowledge.
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Do you remember saying, "Like the video if you want me to die" during the livestream?

You're lucky not enough people clicked that LIKE button. You would still be sitting on the toilet right now. :D
 
Bro went from Rocky Balboa to Hiroshima in 15 hours

Toilet's in therapy. Ass is filing a lawsuit.
This wasn’t a YouTube live, this was a biological weapon test.
 
15 EGGS!!! at age 40 I can't do this there's too much cholesterol on that. 2-3 is the limit for me in a day.
 
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