I wanted to make a lot of money online not to show off, but so I can pay someone to wash my roommate’s dishes and tackle all the chores I keep putting off, like that broken vacuum in my closet. I’d even turn my boring tasks into a fun crowd‑funded project, so I can buy comfy, fast‑delivered mattress pads and keep emergency inflatable unicorns on hand.
I’d use the money to improve myself and stop feeling guilty about ordering pizza at 3 AM. And best of all, I’d earn money without working all the time because if everyone could get paid for watching cat videos, we’d probably have world peace (and very spoiled cats!).