Beard: yes or nah?

Liar.

when you go lick her
This woman needs to be banned ASAP. :D

why wouldn't you
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Giving me hope again. Noooo. Not allowed to do that.
 
I use a trimmer once a month and clean shave once a year. I'm too lazy to use shaving foam, shave, wash and then apply after shave. The time I save is spent procrastinating about other things lol :D
 
:D Beards are different... It’s like a part of your identity disappears until it grows back.
Well. Maybe it's like when I had classic length (I could sit on them) hair on my head and I wouldn't cut them unless they started acting weirder that usual, then I'd cut them and start over *shrugs*.
 
I tried growing a beard once, but it grew legs and walked away. Still traumatized.
Tmi but I tried not shaving at all years ago and got KNOTS xD so I ended up trimming, this way I don't cut myself but it's still manageable.

*thinks* I mean, it depends, right... Long beard is not my preference but if dude takes really good care of it, uses these beard oil things, styles it somehow, idk basically if he still looks hot, if it adds to his looks, he's well groomed but he just prefers longer it's ok, but if he's basically lazy and looks like he's homeless... Just no. Which probably is fine if you're single and want to remain this way or if you already scammed some woman into being with you and she's not leaving now that you stopped caring about your looks (I'd leave, lol).


 
Really, I ain`t a woman, no "beard oil" is ever going in to my beard, beard oil .. pfff .. like I`m some kind of metro sexual, hmm.
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm not dating anyone... It's SOOOO EASY to resist you guys, huh. Damn, had a hot soccer player (not fake account, I checked) in my dms but he was muslim, eh.
 
Beard and voice gotta match! Deep bass? Rock that beard. Soft tone? Shave it off and embrace the babyface life! ;)
 
It really just depends on your facial structure and what you strive to look like. If you have a good jawline and are not trying to be as masculine as possible it's best without a beard, I am myself like that. Other cases probably are calling for a beard
 
Well, we all are not dating and chasing skirts all day, have a Wednesday Donut.

Then stop being in my dms.

I think that's the main problem... Men have high self esteem without a reason. From a woman you'd expect god knows what... Fuckin plastic surgery to fit your expectations. But a man? Of course - man doesn't bring anything to the table, not even good looks.
 
I'm like 60% through getting my cheek hair inline then I've got a nice clean one going

Like all of the bottom picture minus the bottom middle

I look like a baby Smeagle without it
 
man doesn't bring anything to the table, not even good looks.
That is the only reason my wife married me... I offer nothing and look like a haloween costume.
 
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