OMG I spent a week in bed 50% and 50% on the golden throne with food poisoning - put me off sweet and sour chicken for life !
I remember when it struck in the middle of the night, my wife and I were in a posh hotel in London - she walked into the shower where I was kneeling in the middle of the bath - shower running on me - both ends of me exploding.
My wife many weeks later, told some friends during a dinner party that the bath looked like someone had stepped on a enormous chocolate filled doughnut.
She couldn't drive at the time and so I had to drive the 200 miles back home wearing a male incontinence nappy and a t-shirt. I couldn't fit the nappy under my suite pants. And of course every passing truck driver or 4 wheel drive owner could see me, no pitiful looks just shock and repulsion !! My ex laughed so much she peed her pants quite literally.
But I got her back, she had to suffer the cold 80mph wind of a February night blowing in her face through the wound down passenger window for nearly 4 hours as the stench in the car was so bad the paint inside was starting to peal. I on the other had was fine I was running a high temp and the cold was welcome
I could only drink water with electrolyte powder and aspirin for my constant headache, from the advice my friend who's a doctor gave my wife.
I swear I've done some permanent damage to my colon and arse, its never been right since lol
BTW
@BassTrackerBoats your not pushing for your 100k likes by posting funny threads are you ?
