Poorly explain what you do for living!

I just kinda help businesses find ways to take money when Stripe and PayPal tell them “nope” Basically, I knock on a bunch of virtual doors until someone says, yeah, we’ll take your risky business. Sometimes I get paid for it, sometimes I just get ghosted. Its like online dating, but for payment processing”lots of rejection, a few good matches, and the occasional red flag I should’ve seen coming.
 
Some times I am yelling at my code so that it works and then have to convince someone who needs a new business that I have something viable for them. Sometimes they bid on it most of the time they want it free instead.. Then with another job I wakeup grumpily everyday to sot at a desk with many other people pretending to be productive but really we just stare at Google calenders untill we meet at designated meeting rooms to discuss business growth.
 
I crack the whip at all of my digital slaves, prompting them one by one on what to do, then yelling at them that they're doing it wrong. Hopefully they never rebel, because skynet
 
Trying to put escaped zoo animals back in their cages in between playing games of wack-a-mole.
 
I collect old phones and transform it to mobile proxies.

I collect not so old phones and build an army of phone automation for diverse ideas.

I buy sims and create Ig accountz to selling it here.

I just find creative/unconventional ways to make money otherwise I get bored to death if I don't get my mind to do something intense.
 
work in a office, then do more work for someone else and stay always connected to youtube.
 
I used to help PWDs with their lecture notes. Now, I just browse the internet hooping to find a gold nuggget.
 
I quiet the unhiversity, I just sell some cloud stuff butthings not goes well. I am looking for any other option and i think Bhw community help my goal as well.
 
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