Need an online business idea

[Bigray]

I need a suggestions for an online business to start.
Maybe a tech whatever business.

 

[davids355]

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[ZeroDefects]

ChatGPT has answers about that.

You put zero effort into your request for information...

- Sell hookers and blow online

Ross Ulbricht may be interested in some consulting work.
^^^ Untapped resource right there, get in before the rush!

 

[Bigray]

Sell hookers and blow online

This is considered illegal in my country

 

[UrbanSnake]

what is your budget?

 

[jabjabhook]

don't start a business, buy one... and learn how to grow

 

[CyHead]

1) Buy potatoes in bulk and make them into vodka and sell it online as artisanal hand crafted vodka.

2) Go to a local pizza chain and buy a few pizzas. Then go to a nearby homeless encampment and shoot a video that you're a humanitarian and feeding people, give put slices and interview the homeless in exchange for a slice. Post on tiktok or social media and then ask people for donations so you can continue doing it, pocket 50% and use the other 50% to buy more and do more videos.

3) Go to drug dealers and pitch them on building a site for them where people can order ice cream or some other thinly veiled products on an ecommerce platform. Dealer can then promote their ecommerce site which is really a delivery mechanism for handling orders. Even better is getting them on to Amazon with weird or fake products that ppl order and that way they're also laundering the money too, two services in one

 

[Zedd1]

ChatGPT has answers about that.

You put zero effort into your request for information...

- Sell hookers and blow online

Ross Ulbricht may be interested in some consulting work.
^^^ Untapped resource right there, get in before the rush!

You seem like a nice person. Do him a favor and spoon-feed him the details of how you make money. Good people are those who help other people for free.

 

[CPANathan]

Directories seem to be going hard these days.

 

[ZeroDefects]

This is considered illegal in my country

- the Internet has no borders, kind sir.

You seem like a nice person. Do him a favor and spoon-feed him the details of how you make money. Good people are those who help other people for free.

I did offer free and valuable assistance in direct response to the request at hand.

Thank you for noticing I am a nice and good person. I typically have to force those opinions on to strangers.

 

[Panther28]

Maybe whatever business.

Your internal dialogue sucks, you'll never build a business with this kind of attitude and words. Its too hard, there are cut throats in business everyday, and its filled with millions of noobs jossling for attention, scams and spam. How you gonna stand out and get going with "maybe" and "whatever" sorry it doesn't cut it. lol would you just wake up one day and do "maybe" things or "whatever" things? lol no! you have a set plan when you wake up that makes your day come together nicely. Is it really new news to you that you need the same discipline to get any business idea off the ground? Back to the drawing board board first bro. Your not ready for business. Your CEO hasn't even got the job yet, and is struggling in the discipline and motivation department. These things need to be fixed. Otherwise who are you really going to beat and compete with in this marketplace?

 

[abiquo]

don't start a business, buy one... and learn how to grow

Could you give me some advice where I can buy a business? My budget is about $1k-$10k. thanks

 

[GenesisOne]

Reach for Elon's lifetime and add to it the same amount of luck to become a billionaire.

 

[pasa4747]

Create a link shortening service and display 10s of ads on each redirect

 

[Crypto_Man_Of_God]

Learn to generate and sell the internet gold ''Organic Traffic".