This is fine, but if you can write well enough to do what you are saying, then you can write well enough to make double that amount for a 500 word article by becoming a writer for Textbroker. I make over 6 dollars for a 500 word article on TB.
Foolproof moneymaker
METHOD:
Start a "follow me as I talk crud for a hundred posts about a lame way to make a billion dollars in a month"
Ingredients:
- Imagination/Sociopathathic con-man personality
- CAP LOCKS
- Pretty Colors
- Lots of Noobs
How To:
1) Join Forum
2) Start a thread asking everyone to "follow you" as you "humbly" try to make $48,000,000 a day from 68,000,000 websites as an "experiment" with no money
3) Start off slow and then start building up, contradicting yourself at every opportunity you get
4) Ignore posts that actually question your supposed fool-proof process.
5) Only answer posts that are either "You rock - well done" or the noob "please explain this word google you speak of"
6) Vanish for weeks on end and return with a post like "sorry, was busy counting my gazzillions but will answer your questions in a minute"
7) NEVER EVER give a direct or substantive answer to a serious question
8) Casually drop in a reference to an e-book that you have just authored or a useless "service" you are offering at cost to the "great memebers of this forum" or something similar
9) Take some orders for the crud your peddling and move on to the next froum.
This is absolutely hilarious...I love things like this. Cynics unite.
EerieNoodles
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Am I the only one who thought this was a interesting and useful idea?
Mr Ex
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- Sep 13, 2009
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Maybe it's because Gbp worths more than Euro?
Mr Ex
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- Sep 13, 2009
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#1 Outsourcing Method
Requirements:
1) At least $25 in your credit/debit card.
2) An email address.
3) A working mobile phone.
Go to manila cgslist com and create an account. Check out the job listings section and bookmark the job posting that you like. And then pay the $25 fee and post almost exactly the same offer with different words and title. You will get many replies. Save the portfolios and apply to several listings that suit the skills of people who apply to your posting. Negotiate with people who apply to your posting and convince them for a $10 discount. Now act as that guy and use his/her portfolio to get the job. Pocket the difference. Scale this up and rinse, repeat.
#2 It's hard to say no to a hot girl Method
Requirements:
1)A really hot girl who has access to the internet and a webcam.
2) Your charm, social skills.
Find this hot girl and convince her to make a video at home with her webcam. It doesn't have to be very long. 1-2 minutes is ideal. Now get her video and create an account on utube with a cute id. Upload the video on there and customize your channel background with cute, girlie stuff. It shouldn't be very flashy though so don't overdo it.
Now go ahead and contact Ray W Johnson or whoever is popular on utube. Ask him that you're very new to this utubing thing and need some help to get on your feet. Most likely he will say yes and on his next video, he will talk about you or he will at least put your link somewhere on his channel. Your hot girl also can ask the question of the day and then beg him to pick yours. You will get plenty of views because of this and lots of horny guys will subscribe to your channel. Once you get enough views and thumbs up, drop your cpa offer (zip or email submit works the best) and enjoy the profits. Now rinse and repeat with different girls and utubers.
#3 Homeless Guy Method
Requirements:
1)One homeless person who works with a sign (this is a must otherwise it won't work!)
2) $10
3) A paypal account.
4) A free blog
5) Social skills.
Find one homeless person and offer him $10 a month to rent the bottom part of his sign. Guys who hang out in front of 7/11s or near the freeways works the best. Now under the text, write " I accept paypal!" with BIG letters and put your paypal email in there. People will find your message very funny and some of them will even send money to your paypal account, since now paypal supports sending money through a cell phone. Of course, do not forget to drop your blog link underneath to get high pr backlink.
If the homeless guy asks what paypal is, just tell him it means "you can be pals with whoever pays you." They usually like this. Now, depending on the homeless guy's working habits, you will make at least $5-$10 a day. You know what's next. Scale it up, rinse and repeat.
#4 Stripper Method
Requirements:
1) A hot stripper.
2) An internetmodeling affiliate account.
3) $40-???? budget.
4) Your charm, social skills.
5) Nice clothes.
Go to a strip club. If you're already a regular then your job is easier. If not, try to find a club that you'll like to hang out since you'll be a regular soon. Observe the most greedy girls there. Spot the one who is greedy and also have a fake but nice attitude (snobs will give you a hard time and won't take you serious.) Get close to her and always give her the hopes of getting a vip dance. If you are on a tight budget, you can mostly get away with a lap dance. Just don't overdo it otherwise you'll sound bullshit.
Learn her schedule and always go and talk with her, not someone else. She should make some money off of you. Once you become close with her, tell her that she is very beautiful and she's just wasting her time with drunk *ssholes. Tell her that today is her lucky day since you are feeling generous and you'll hook her up with a modeling agency. Tell her what internet modeling is about and convince her with your charm, social skills. Sign her up under your affiliate link and move on to the next club.
This method will work best with the girls who are NOT NEW but NOT a VETERAN either. New girls are shy and they usually question themselves if they should be there or not. Your candidate should be stripping for some time. Veterans are no no because there's a big chance of hearing the same or similar offer from another guy. Then you'll waste your time and money for nothing.
Girls who are greedy and desperate for the money will be your best candidates. You should be friends first, otherwise she might freak out or just go and tell the security about this opportunity and ask for permission. Then they'll beat you up before kicking you out, so be very careful. Also, you should always sound as you're making an exclusive top secret offer just for her, to make sure she keeps her mouth shut. If she even shares this with her other stripper friends, security may hear about this and you might get in trouble the next time you visit the club.
Now, depending on how active your girl is, you will make $5-$10 a day with this method. You know what's next. Scale it up, rinse and repeat.
Requirements:
1) At least $25 in your credit/debit card.
2) An email address.
3) A working mobile phone.
Go to manila cgslist com and create an account. Check out the job listings section and bookmark the job posting that you like. And then pay the $25 fee and post almost exactly the same offer with different words and title. You will get many replies. Save the portfolios and apply to several listings that suit the skills of people who apply to your posting. Negotiate with people who apply to your posting and convince them for a $10 discount. Now act as that guy and use his/her portfolio to get the job. Pocket the difference. Scale this up and rinse, repeat.
#2 It's hard to say no to a hot girl Method
Requirements:
1)A really hot girl who has access to the internet and a webcam.
2) Your charm, social skills.
Find this hot girl and convince her to make a video at home with her webcam. It doesn't have to be very long. 1-2 minutes is ideal. Now get her video and create an account on utube with a cute id. Upload the video on there and customize your channel background with cute, girlie stuff. It shouldn't be very flashy though so don't overdo it.
Now go ahead and contact Ray W Johnson or whoever is popular on utube. Ask him that you're very new to this utubing thing and need some help to get on your feet. Most likely he will say yes and on his next video, he will talk about you or he will at least put your link somewhere on his channel. Your hot girl also can ask the question of the day and then beg him to pick yours. You will get plenty of views because of this and lots of horny guys will subscribe to your channel. Once you get enough views and thumbs up, drop your cpa offer (zip or email submit works the best) and enjoy the profits. Now rinse and repeat with different girls and utubers.
#3 Homeless Guy Method
Requirements:
1)One homeless person who works with a sign (this is a must otherwise it won't work!)
2) $10
3) A paypal account.
4) A free blog
5) Social skills.
Find one homeless person and offer him $10 a month to rent the bottom part of his sign. Guys who hang out in front of 7/11s or near the freeways works the best. Now under the text, write " I accept paypal!" with BIG letters and put your paypal email in there. People will find your message very funny and some of them will even send money to your paypal account, since now paypal supports sending money through a cell phone. Of course, do not forget to drop your blog link underneath to get high pr backlink.
If the homeless guy asks what paypal is, just tell him it means "you can be pals with whoever pays you." They usually like this. Now, depending on the homeless guy's working habits, you will make at least $5-$10 a day. You know what's next. Scale it up, rinse and repeat.
#4 Stripper Method
Requirements:
1) A hot stripper.
2) An internetmodeling affiliate account.
3) $40-???? budget.
4) Your charm, social skills.
5) Nice clothes.
Go to a strip club. If you're already a regular then your job is easier. If not, try to find a club that you'll like to hang out since you'll be a regular soon. Observe the most greedy girls there. Spot the one who is greedy and also have a fake but nice attitude (snobs will give you a hard time and won't take you serious.) Get close to her and always give her the hopes of getting a vip dance. If you are on a tight budget, you can mostly get away with a lap dance. Just don't overdo it otherwise you'll sound bullshit.
Learn her schedule and always go and talk with her, not someone else. She should make some money off of you. Once you become close with her, tell her that she is very beautiful and she's just wasting her time with drunk *ssholes. Tell her that today is her lucky day since you are feeling generous and you'll hook her up with a modeling agency. Tell her what internet modeling is about and convince her with your charm, social skills. Sign her up under your affiliate link and move on to the next club.
This method will work best with the girls who are NOT NEW but NOT a VETERAN either. New girls are shy and they usually question themselves if they should be there or not. Your candidate should be stripping for some time. Veterans are no no because there's a big chance of hearing the same or similar offer from another guy. Then you'll waste your time and money for nothing.
Girls who are greedy and desperate for the money will be your best candidates. You should be friends first, otherwise she might freak out or just go and tell the security about this opportunity and ask for permission. Then they'll beat you up before kicking you out, so be very careful. Also, you should always sound as you're making an exclusive top secret offer just for her, to make sure she keeps her mouth shut. If she even shares this with her other stripper friends, security may hear about this and you might get in trouble the next time you visit the club.
Now, depending on how active your girl is, you will make $5-$10 a day with this method. You know what's next. Scale it up, rinse and repeat.
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paincake
Power Member
- Aug 18, 2010
- 724
- 3,124
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
matrixbglan
Registered Member
- Jul 19, 2010
- 67
- 22
AHAHA super funny thread made me laugh !
cashfap
Junior Member
- May 5, 2010
- 115
- 15
One idea I always had was look up "Premium domain names" on godaddy then list them on ebay for more, then buy the domain when the auction ends and keep the difference... then I realized in the godaddy premium names are actually shit and no one wants them.
incomefast
Junior Member
- Aug 15, 2010
- 116
- 144
Foolproof moneymaker
METHOD:
Start a "follow me as I talk crud for a hundred posts about a lame way to make a billion dollars in a month"
Ingredients:
- Imagination/Sociopathathic con-man personality
- CAP LOCKS
- Pretty Colors
- Lots of Noobs
How To:
1) Join Forum
2) Start a thread asking everyone to "follow you" as you "humbly" try to make $48,000,000 a day from 68,000,000 websites as an "experiment" with no money
3) Start off slow and then start building up, contradicting yourself at every opportunity you get
4) Ignore posts that actually question your supposed fool-proof process.
5) Only answer posts that are either "You rock - well done" or the noob "please explain this word google you speak of"
6) Vanish for weeks on end and return with a post like "sorry, was busy counting my gazzillions but will answer your questions in a minute"
7) NEVER EVER give a direct or substantive answer to a serious question
8) Casually drop in a reference to an e-book that you have just authored or a useless "service" you are offering at cost to the "great memebers of this forum" or something similar
9) Take some orders for the crud your peddling and move on to the next froum.
Although this was said as i joke, i want to test this method out, maybe build a site and a community around it. With good affiliate banners and cool "listen to me talk about my progress" videos, it could be good...
MeisMJ²
Regular Member
- Jun 18, 2010
- 332
- 124
So this is one of your first posts, lol
Bringing up a thread one year old, but not adding to it. Not that I am now, but please, please just hit the thanks button