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I don't think that any real hitman would advertise his services on the internet.
 
Eh I don't know about that, I wouldn't think an employer would advertise on the radio either....

Mexican drug gangs aired radio spots in Guatemala earlier this year seeking elite ex-soldiers to work as smugglers
 
Its true, but you guys forget that 99.9% of the criminals out there are stupid, so something like this dose not surprise me.
 
^^^ It is a cool niche idea. May be I should set up a website and get articles and an ebook.
You tell your clients, plus lure prospective clients by giving them all the information they need to get all types of insurances against their spouses.

How long they need to wait after taking out all these bets.

Then the contacts for the slashers. <--- Pay day for them, Pay day for You.
 
^^^ It is a cool niche idea. May be I should set up a website and get articles and an ebook.
You tell your clients, plus lure prospective clients by giving them all the information they need to get all types of insurances against their spouses.

How long they need to wait after taking out all these bets.

Then the contacts for the slashers. <--- Pay day for them, Pay day for You.

that's the best niche... lol!
 
I've been hired to kill anyone that posts in this thread so watch your backs.
 
You could have a bonus incentive like buy 1 killing and get 1 kidnapping for half off:D.
 
Probably the some police force just putting a lure in trying to get people who wants to get someone else killed !
 
i believe it could be true.. i remember a few years ago hookers were advertising on there and getting themselves arrested. what the hell were they expecting
 
yeah sounds like a police trap

but as we all know, contract killers are found online by PM on black hat world

(PM me for my portfolio of gruesome assassinations! I only charge $75,000 per hit!)
 
Please tell me there is a hitman affiliate program I can join. But if not, hmmm... Anyone up for a JV?
 
BTW Everyone who posts in this thread is as good as dead.

Taken care of.

^^^ It is a cool niche idea. May be I should set up a website and get articles and an ebook.
You tell your clients, plus lure prospective clients by giving them all the information they need to get all types of insurances against their spouses.

How long they need to wait after taking out all these bets.

Then the contacts for the slashers. <--- Pay day for them, Pay day for You.
Pay day for satan.
And that my friend, is all that really matters. Muah haha haha h... *cough*...HA!

(Ave satanis)
 
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Hey Digital - Is your mom cool with you using that picture of me and her for your avatar? :D
 
Hey Digital - Is your mom cool with you using that picture of me and her for your avatar? :D
I have no idea what the hell that has to do with the thread, but sure she is.

Especially when you make for such a convincing pretty lady. Your male lard looks ok when pressed up on a desk and it sure looks like you've had plenty of practice at being rammed from behind.
 
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