kalolpati
Newbie
- Oct 23, 2020
- 15
- 7
I'm the failed piece of shit that fails to stink. I tried creating multiple blogs and failed. I'm starting this thread to keep track of my past failures and keep trying until I succeed. Here is the story of what I've done in the last four years:
Website 1:
What is the plan now?
The plan now is to learn the real SEO. This will require experimentation, time, and money. I'm willing to invest more time and (limited) money to know about SEO.
Do I have enough money for an Ahref and Semrush subscription?
Nope.
Do I have access to a few useful paid themes and plugins?
Yes. Thanks to Deleted member 752298 .
Note to self:
I'm on my sixth attempt now. I'll follow good SEO practices. I'll ensure the generated contents are helpful to the user and are considered high-quality.
If you're not one of those Note to Self #2 fucker, your suggestion, comments, and feedback are welcome and appreciated.
My luck is broken, as is my English. Wish me luck, fellas!!!
Website 1:
- Used Hugo and Github to host the blog.
- Written five blog articles.
- Enabled Google Analytics.
- No impressions & no visitors.
- This fucking noob was high on expectation for the site visitors and got heartbroken.
- The domain expired for the greater good!!!
- I started reading about SEO, page speed, and the greatness of WordPress.
- Enrolled into five year WordPress hosting plan for 200 fucking $$$.
- Purchased a lifetime Divi subscription for God knows how many fucking $$$.
- Added 19 blog articles.
- Enabled Google Analytics.
- I observed the website's visitor number to be close to 20.
- I used incognito mode while setting up menus using the Divi extra theme and was counted as an additional visitor.
- Found out that the domain I had purchased was used for spamming earlier. I didn't do any research before buying the name. I was not aware of all that stuff.
- Three months later, I was staring at 0 visitors.
- The domain expired for the greater good!!!
- Read that bigger articles rank better. So I was high on Bigger the Better drug.
- I also drank the AI Cool-Aid. I developed my own scripts to write the articles using OPENAI models. The script also fetched the images from Flicker and Pixabay. I used a few open-source CV models to identify the picture with the highest aesthetic. The pop-up window on my screen allowed me to select the image I wanted by looking at the aesthetic score.
- Posted 80 articles with 226,463 words

- Installed RankMath free version. I tried to maximize the rank math score for every article.
- Subscribed to Grammarly Premium to fix the sentences wherever required.
- It's been a year. The blog is collecting dust and eating the spam messages from the Vodka drinkers.
- 61 Impressions in the last 28 days. 0 Clicks.

- I'll not allow this domain to ever expire. I'll keep paying for the web hosting and domain like a psycho boyfriend refusing to accept that his love was one-sided.
- Read that FAQs help with web traffic if added with proper schema.
- I made a custom code to add the FAQ schema to each page header.
- Published 242 articles with fucking 644,189 words.

- I dreamed that my second income stream would start any day now. I was dreaming that Google would soon allow me in between her legs finally. I was fucked hard without lubs instead.
- I even made a big post with approximately 26000 words. Google doesn't take note of my hard work. The post remains unindexed to this day.
- 3.01K Impression and 12 clicks in the last 28 days. WTF man!

- I'll keep paying for this domain and web hosting for eternity now.
- I read the internal links help the SEO.
- This was a short-lived project. The aim was to do some quick experiments.
- Added random 40 articles quickly. It was heavily interlinked (average of 14 incoming internal links).
- Google refused to index almost all content and only indexed 4 articles out of 40.

- I rage deleted the WordPress site completely. No backup was taken. Zero fucks given.
What is the plan now?
The plan now is to learn the real SEO. This will require experimentation, time, and money. I'm willing to invest more time and (limited) money to know about SEO.
Do I have enough money for an Ahref and Semrush subscription?
Nope.
Do I have access to a few useful paid themes and plugins?
Yes. Thanks to Deleted member 752298 .
Note to self:
- Do not fire blindly in the air and expect the headshot. Decide on the blog category first. Decide on how to establish the topical map authority.
- Do not watch any YouTube video titled 'How I Ranked My Article at Second Place in 5 Hours.' The fucker already ranked fourth on Google and didn't say a word about how he did that.
- Everyone out there is to rob you of your money. Please only buy the services if you know it's worth it.
I'm on my sixth attempt now. I'll follow good SEO practices. I'll ensure the generated contents are helpful to the user and are considered high-quality.
If you're not one of those Note to Self #2 fucker, your suggestion, comments, and feedback are welcome and appreciated.
My luck is broken, as is my English. Wish me luck, fellas!!!