Awesome Free Porn Page

128 posts and never thanked, is it any wonder why?

Tony
 
I'm not sure what worse, that I after all these responses still click on the link

Or that I try to hit that damn thing for 30 secs!
(but then again I am drunk so it's not like there wasn't a real chance I just misclicked 103 times)
 
128 posts and never thanked, is it any wonder why?

Tony

They got all deleted, but I cant help you if you dont get a smile about this small joke page..heck you got even a tip to make money with such a page now.
 
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I pushed this button (I just pressed "tab" and "space" keys) - no free sex inside - ^)
 
Here is the code:
Code:
<body onLoad="changeIt();" onClick="moveIt();">
<center>
<font size= "4" color="#034797"><b>The Ultimate Free Porn Site</b></font><br><br>
<font size= "3"color="#034797">Click below for the best free porn site on the net</font><br>
<font size= "2" color="#FF0000">**You must be of legal age to view pornographic material</font><br><br>
<span id="button1" style="position:relative;z-index:10"></span>

<script>

/*
Uncatchable button script by Craig Casey ([email protected])
Featured on JavaScript Kit (http://javascriptkit.com)
For this and over 400+ free scripts, visit http://javascriptkit.com
*/

var btnbgcol="#034797"
var fntcol="white"
var ok=(document.getElementById||document.all)?1:0
if (ok)
var cross_el=document.getElementById? document.getElementById("button1"):button1

/* Type your TEXT message below but DO NOT use double quotation marks, use 
SINGLE quotation marks instead */
message = 'Free Sex!'

// No need to edit below this line

function changeIt(){
if (!ok)
return
cross_el.innerHTML='<button style="background-color:'+btnbgcol+'" onmouseDown="moveIt();" onmouseOver="moveIt()"><font color="'+fntcol+'">'+message+'</font></button>'
}

function setRandom(){
random1=Math.floor(Math.random()*301)
random2=Math.floor(Math.random()*401)

}

function moveIt(){
if (!ok)
return
setRandom()
cross_el.style.top=random1
cross_el.style.left=random2

if (document.all){
if (cross_el.offsetTop-document.body.scrollTop>document.body.clientHeight)
cross_el.style.top=random1*(-2/3)
}
else{
if (cross_el.offsetTop-window.pageYOffset>window.innerHeight)
cross_el.style.top=random1*(-2/3)
}

}
</script>

</body>
 
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