sabrinaedward
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because im not in my mood right now.
Can someone tell me a joke?
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I'll bite.
A piglet walks to a forest. As it walks it swears and spits and stomps because it's really angry.
The piglet runs into a fox. "Piglet, my man, why are you so pissed off?"
And the piglet cuts her short and spits out ,,I AM JUST PISSED OFF OK WHY DON'T YOU LICK MY ASS CLEAN?" and storms away.
Piglet walks on and runs into a bear. "Yo piglet? Somebody pissed you off?"
And piglet goes, "YES I AM PISSED OFF AND YOU CAN ROLL IT UP AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS YOU PRICK!"
Piglet storms away and stomps on and on through the forest until it comes to a beautiful clearing in the middle of the forest. The grass is shining green in the sunshine, wild flowers scattered around in it, the birds are singing - sight like from a fairy tale, and on top it all there is a beautiful fairy floating just above the grass at the edge of the clearing.
The fairy says: ,,Dear darling piglet, today is your luckly day! I am a magic fairy that grants wishes to everyone who finds me. I usually grant three wishes but since you are so pissed off, I can only grant you two. What is your first wish?"
Piglet tramples on the spot for a moment and then confused, asks the fairy: ,,I can wish absolutely anything? Anything at all?"
- ,,Yes, darling piglet."
,,Physical beauty, a lot of money, success, anything at all?"
- ,,Anything, darling piglet."
Piglet says: ,,Alright then! So I wish... I wish that there would be a huge pile of shit, vomit, cum and dung right in the middle of this clearing OK?"
Fairy responds, "Your wish shall come true" and truly, right the next moment there is an absolutely giant pile of shit vomit, cum and dung stinking and buzzing with insects, right in the middle of that beautiful clearing.
Fairy can see that the piglet looks pleased with her work. ,,What is your second wish, dear darling piglet?"
Piglet looks her in the eye, points at the pile of shit, vomit, cum and dung and says to her: "NOW GO AND DIP YOUR FACE IN IT YOU TRANSLUCENT CUNT!"
A piglet walks to a forest. As it walks it swears and spits and stomps because it's really angry.
The piglet runs into a fox. "Piglet, my man, why are you so pissed off?"
And the piglet cuts her short and spits out ,,I AM JUST PISSED OFF OK WHY DON'T YOU LICK MY ASS CLEAN?" and storms away.
Piglet walks on and runs into a bear. "Yo piglet? Somebody pissed you off?"
And piglet goes, "YES I AM PISSED OFF AND YOU CAN ROLL IT UP AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS YOU PRICK!"
Piglet storms away and stomps on and on through the forest until it comes to a beautiful clearing in the middle of the forest. The grass is shining green in the sunshine, wild flowers scattered around in it, the birds are singing - sight like from a fairy tale, and on top it all there is a beautiful fairy floating just above the grass at the edge of the clearing.
The fairy says: ,,Dear darling piglet, today is your luckly day! I am a magic fairy that grants wishes to everyone who finds me. I usually grant three wishes but since you are so pissed off, I can only grant you two. What is your first wish?"
Piglet tramples on the spot for a moment and then confused, asks the fairy: ,,I can wish absolutely anything? Anything at all?"
- ,,Yes, darling piglet."
,,Physical beauty, a lot of money, success, anything at all?"
- ,,Anything, darling piglet."
Piglet says: ,,Alright then! So I wish... I wish that there would be a huge pile of shit, vomit, cum and dung right in the middle of this clearing OK?"
Fairy responds, "Your wish shall come true" and truly, right the next moment there is an absolutely giant pile of shit vomit, cum and dung stinking and buzzing with insects, right in the middle of that beautiful clearing.
Fairy can see that the piglet looks pleased with her work. ,,What is your second wish, dear darling piglet?"
Piglet looks her in the eye, points at the pile of shit, vomit, cum and dung and says to her: "NOW GO AND DIP YOUR FACE IN IT YOU TRANSLUCENT CUNT!"
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sabrinaedward
Thats my joke
Thats my joke