- Apr 4, 2009
- 13,912
- 70,996
Me so poor. Can you loan me $1.000 dollars please?
People ask me if I won money
- Thread starter nakamura
- Start date
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
UnusualSubstance
Elite Member
- Feb 22, 2019
- 2,045
- 22,838
I normally just tell them I sell meth. Always fun to see the "read" message lolol.
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
Yeah I've done that too. Well, not meth, but drugs, guns.
Because it's all the same to them. What can I say? I work online, I make money online. I sell digital products and services. I sell social media services.
At least with drugs and guns it makes sense to them. All this other shit, outer space.
And if I say that I make money online, then I get hit with, programmer, translator, teacher. I ain't no goddamn programmer or translator or teacher.
I'm a wizard. Yes. I do magic and I get paid. That's what I do bro. Wussup?
For fucks sake, I can tell someone I make money online and explain, and like recently someone asked me how I get traffic/customers, if I advertise on adsense or somewhere. So I told the guy, no way man, I ain't spending no money. I spam. He couldn't believe it. Like, where do you spam? Everywhere
So he said I'm an enigma to him.
See, it doesn't matter, in the end, for 99% of people, if I wanna tell you what I do, and really drill it into your head, I'll have to spend hours explaining, and all of your assumptions get blown out of the water. You don't know this shit exists, you don't know it's possible.
So, you just tell them you sell drugs, guns, human body parts, slaves, stuff like that. That resonates. That's easier
Rakzs
Power Member
- Aug 6, 2022
- 555
- 687
Exact same thing here, they always jump to assume it's some fake or illegitimate means when I try to explain there's more than enough legitimate ways to make money online.
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
Hey bro,
Happy to see you here. Been meaning to tell you. That shipment of cocaine you ordered is crossing the border now. 100 kilos pure white yes. I have my people on it, no worries, it's getting through. Make sure to send the money as agreed before delivery you know.
What? Legitimate business. Yeah of course yeah yeah super legitimate mhm
Rakzs
Power Member
- Aug 6, 2022
- 555
- 687
Likewise, only 100 kilos? I thought I upped the order this time!Hey bro,
Happy to see you here. Been meaning to tell you. That shipment of cocaine you ordered is crossing the border now. 100 kilos pure white yes. I have my people on it, no worries, it's getting through. Make sure to send the money as agreed before delivery you know.
What? Legitimate business. Yeah of course yeah yeah super legitimate mhm
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
Mate...
We had some difficulty with the damn cops they burned some fields and confiscated some shit you know they busted some of our operations.
But don't worry, next shipment will be as agreed. No problem.
But the price is gonna be a bit higher though. Inflation man, damn inflation...
Rakzs
Power Member
- Aug 6, 2022
- 555
- 687
That's a shame, I'll have to cut this batch more to meet requirements. Waiting eagerly for the next shipment.Mate...
We had some difficulty with the damn cops they burned some fields and confiscated some shit you know they busted some of our operations.
But don't worry, next shipment will be as agreed. No problem.
But the price is gonna be a bit higher though. Inflation man, damn inflation...
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
UnusualSubstance
Elite Member
- Feb 22, 2019
- 2,045
- 22,838
One kilo review copy pls.Hey bro,
Happy to see you here. Been meaning to tell you. That shipment of cocaine you ordered is crossing the border now. 100 kilos pure white yes. I have my people on it, no worries, it's getting through. Make sure to send the money as agreed before delivery you know.
What? Legitimate business. Yeah of course yeah yeah super legitimate mhm
CPANathan
Elite Member
- Jul 9, 2019
- 2,854
- 10,286
i got you homie just fax me your full bank deetz
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
I'm sorry bro, times are tough.
You can get a gram. But I'm a dick, so while it will be 1.1g with the baggie, it will only really be 0.8g of coke inside.
Sorry not sorry
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
UnusualSubstance
Elite Member
- Feb 22, 2019
- 2,045
- 22,838
Bro I'll sell @Willyfish for an 2 extra grams. PlsI'm sorry bro, times are tough.
You can get a gram. But I'm a dick, so while it will be 1.1g with the baggie, it will only really be 0.8g of coke inside.
Sorry not sorry
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
CPANathan
Elite Member
- Jul 9, 2019
- 2,854
- 10,286
yup just inform me of all sign in details and safety keys to your account too handsome, i'll definitely send you the $10HEY! What about me? I'm cheaper than that other guy. Send me $10 bucks and we cool
wink wink nudge nudge
- Mar 22, 2013
- 9,153
- 10,492
yup just inform me of all sign in details and safety keys to your account too handsome, i'll definitely send you the $10
wink wink nudge nudge
I'll have to think about that...
CPANathan
Elite Member
- Jul 9, 2019
- 2,854
- 10,286
ahhh nearly had a few lifetime subscriptionsI'll have to think about that...
i mean, nearly sent a buddy $10
who said that
CPANathan
Elite Member
- Jul 9, 2019
- 2,854
- 10,286