Most senior BHW member ?
- Thread starter falconer
- Start date
thehilitereel
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- Dec 30, 2008
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Pixxx or it didn't happen.
paidlancer
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- Nov 24, 2008
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That's awesome falconer!
varundbest
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- Oct 15, 2009
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.....Hard at work.....trying to figure out how to use xrumer.....not easy when you trained with an abacus....
LOL! Grandpa, you are funny!
falconer
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- Dec 17, 2009
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My grandaughter sent me this a while ago....thought I would share......(Might even get rep for sharing...?)......just about sums it up....
A Computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A Window was something you hated to clean
And RAM was the cousin of a goat
MEG was the name of my girlfriend
And GIG was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega-bytes
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something you lost with age (Tell me about it...!!)
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3.5' floppy
You hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
A Computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A Window was something you hated to clean
And RAM was the cousin of a goat
MEG was the name of my girlfriend
And GIG was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega-bytes
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
Memory was something you lost with age (Tell me about it...!!)
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3.5' floppy
You hoped nobody found out
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu
I guess I'll stick to my pen and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
varundbest
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- Oct 15, 2009
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Let me remind you everything. You had my 1000$ which you have to send me
I accept paypal but a check will also work.
IAMAZEME
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- Oct 1, 2008
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i thought this thread would be join date. but its simply about an over the hill newb... how sad.
So im thread jacking gramps.
1. he cant catch me!
2. he has a tiny platter.
3. cataracts...
So
Bugs most senior (acct) in this thread!
With me in 2nd.. for now lol
So im thread jacking gramps.
1. he cant catch me!
2. he has a tiny platter.
3. cataracts...
So
Bugs most senior (acct) in this thread!
With me in 2nd.. for now lol
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falconer
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- Dec 17, 2009
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OK...sorry for delay in replying....took a little nap and a couple of pee's... but now ready to come out fighting.....so 'put em up' Imazeme....betcha wasn't at Woodstock like I was.....at least....I think I was........
varundbest
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- Oct 15, 2009
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