Never ever dare to touch me again

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver shouts aloud, Car gets out of control and nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches away from a shop window.

For a second there was complete silence in the cab, then the driver said, “Sir, don’t you ever do that again. You nearly killed me!”

The passenger apologized for his tap and said, “Sorry, I didn’t know that a little tap would scare you so much. ” The cab driver replied, “No Sir, It’s not you.

Actually, Today is my first day as a cab driver – I used to drive a funeral van for the last 25 years and no one tapped.”



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Happy Weekend BHW fam
 
Actually, Today is my first day as a cab driver – I used to drive a funeral van for the last 25 years and no one tapped.”
Trust me, I would have had a few beers with that driver. Totally love the burial grounds. So much peace there, even if someone tapped me.
 
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver shouts aloud, Car gets out of control and nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches away from a shop window.

For a second there was complete silence in the cab, then the driver said, “Sir, don’t you ever do that again. You nearly killed me!”

The passenger apologized for his tap and said, “Sorry, I didn’t know that a little tap would scare you so much. ” The cab driver replied, “No Sir, It’s not you.

Actually, Today is my first day as a cab driver – I used to drive a funeral van for the last 25 years and no one tapped.”



Laugh Loud

Happy Weekend BHW fam
lol idk why it but it scared me little
 
Trust me, I would have had a few beers with that driver. Totally love the burial grounds. So much peace there, even if someone tapped me.
Instead of reading your post.. I read your signature... Bro seriously I laughed like hell.... LMAO... and I was like Why @Gogol discussing about Backlinks when I posted about Funeral :D :D
 
Instead of reading your post.. I read your signature... Bro seriously I laughed like hell.... LMAO... and I was like Why @Gogol discussing about Backlinks when I posted about Funeral :D :D
Because funeral is a business and the deadmen need backlinks too Sir. :p


ps something coming for them too. Something to watch. ;)
 
OK OK I did not see that ending coming!

P Spoopy!

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In all the excitement, let's not forget that Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game in 1966 to win the city championship for Polk High School.
Haha.. I will note this in my dairy. :D
 
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