hey, here's an idea that won't get you in trouble :
Ramon Alfonso Pancho Esteban I am and I would like to tell you how from a homeless emigrant I became a multi-millionaire just by selling other people's products...
It all started in an internet cafe I was working at...
Note:
1-People just love stories and they have a hard time not believing them.
2-Those initials might throw some people off at first, but if you touch upon in your sales pitch it's not gonna matter.
3-Get some cool graphics and all the gurus will buy your product just because you got their attention.
- People will see the domain name as a smart 'subtlety' and appreciate it if you do it right.
4-you can also use this just as a landing page for a good clickbank or paydotcom product.
I almost said I'll buy it from you, but I'm already spreading myself too thin <-- quote