Please help me repair my PC

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Please help me repair my NTPC PC. Its in pieces.
How to SEO it?

 

[DR_Zoidberg]

Did you try turn it off and then back on?

 

[jongmr]

Are you drunk or high?

 

[seoweb]

you need a bios update

 

[xJacob]

Make it into a smoothie I bet it taste nice

 

[Juherianto]

LOL this is a super broken computer, you need to pay a technician to fix it

 

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[HustleTong]

Are you drunk or high?

Probably both.

 

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Thank you all for your valuable suggestions but it did not worked. I think I have to try the second last one as I don't like PC smoothie very much.