If you could learn any skill, what would it be?

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If you could learn any skill, what would it be?

I want to learn a skill wherein whenever I tell a joke, people will all get it.

Example:
Question: Why I don't want to tell people jokes about Peanut Butter?
Answer: They might SPREAD it. ;) :D
 
Learning python, as well as reverse engineering android apps in order to make my own bots and having an aditional income stream. But it's really hard and takes a lot of time, that I don't have
 
Learning python, as well as reverse engineering android apps in order to make my own bots and having an aditional income stream. But it's really hard and takes a lot of time, that I don't have
I thought you'll say bots for world domination, haha kidding.
Right, we need more time in a day, haha.
 
Music theory. I struggle to get the music out of my head and into my keys. It's frustrating yet I still have a lot of fun trying. Not knowing what the hell I'm doing has helped me develop a funky style over the years but it'd be much smoother if I did know what I was doing :confused:

And I appreciate your dad joke. I have a dumb one for you in return:

A duck walks into a bar.
He asks the bartender, "Hey, bartender. Got any flies?"
The bartender responded, "No, I don't have flies. I don't serve ducks. Get out of here man."
So, the duck waddles away.
The duck comes in the next night, "Hey, bartender. Got any flies?"
The bartender gets pissed off and yells, "No! We don't serve ducks and we don't have flies! If you ask me about flies again I'll nail your bill to the fucking bar!"
So, the duck waddles away again.
The next night the duck comes yet again.
"Hey, bartender. Ya got any nails?"
"NO!" the bartender yells back.
"Got any flies???"

Anyways.... I wonder how Duck's doing with his shitcoin portfolio :p
 
Music theory. I struggle to get the music out of my head and into my keys. It's frustrating yet I still have a lot of fun trying. Not knowing what the hell I'm doing has helped me develop a funky style over the years but it'd be much smoother if I did know what I was doing :confused:

And I appreciate your dad joke. I have a dumb one for you in return:



Anyways.... I wonder how Duck's doing with his shitcoin portfolio :p
Hahaha that's funny! Can be applied in a real-life scenario. :)

Anyway, about music, I don't think you can be more frustrated than me. I think I'm tone-deaf but I still try to play. What I do is I make sure I know at least 1 song to play on every instrument. That way, I can say I can play an instrument and no one can say I can't, hahahaha. :D
 
If you could learn any skill, what would it be?

I want to learn a skill wherein whenever I tell a joke, people will all get it.

Example:
Question: Why I don't want to tell people jokes about Peanut Butter?
Answer: They might SPREAD it. ;) :D
What ever makes you money, legally off course. And its not cracking jokes, you may get lols but very hard to make money with jokes.
For example there are only a few hundred stand up comedian in USA a population of 330 million.
 
What ever makes you money, legally off course. And its not cracking jokes, you may get lols but very hard to make money with jokes.
For example there are only a few hundred stand up comedian in USA a population of 330 million.
Right. I should start checking other money-making skills. :)
 
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