How to walk a ferret?

[polecat]

Try if you can get horse sort of style of brush when it comes to brushing your ferret as I have so the ferret does not get hurt or uncomfy while getting brushed you want to aim for a soft but firm brush hair for any of your ferrets.

 

[polecat]

My ferret stole me four pairs of shoes today for some reason one of the shoes good enough for a wedding so if we going to do this wedding or not let me know I got the clothing fully ready for it.

I also have a Priest outfit when I used to be a priest in Glasgow before as a past job if we going to do this wedding for you @Blackhat Lifter

 

[Rowdy Devil]

now i think i have seen it all in this world.. bye bye earth

 

[polecat]

@Blackhat Lifter
@Willyfish
@clock

Just got off a video call with someone I am related to who said I am can get on any of their 50 ships Cruise line ships for free with me +2 ferrets plus a Russian woman and I asked they do have Indian chefs on onboard said yes to me they have 30 of them so 30 good ships and 20 bad ones in theory then.

 

[polecat]

@Willyfish
@Blackhat Lifter
@UnusualSubstance

I live near a lot of Whisky places so have to watch them around lorrys building such as one of mine started chasing down a Whisky lorry before

I am going to try and find my rare whiskies in my house and I will see if I can get on video camera my ferrets stealing it

 

[polecat]

Going out tomorrow to get my ferrets some fancy food from Mexico and India.

I am hoping if possible to get the phone number of the guy who invented Chicken Tikka tomorrow as well.

 

[polecat]

Ferret sleep logic both had Mexican chicken for dinner tonight because of they slept longer than normal tasty food seems to help ferrets sleep they will even loud sleeping sounds if they got better quality food or drinks in the day or before sleep time.

 

[polecat]

Ferret system to stay warm on a walk this even happens when it's like slightly cold or it rains or it snows.

Go down someone jumper or hoodie pocket then wait there until it warms up.

 

[polecat]

Just got my ferrets some Mexican food tonight so cooking that for them for dinner tonight .

 

[polecat]

@Blackhat Lifter real reason I got Tsar he was too nice or gentle for hunting since he's has no real interesting in hunting here loves fighting other ferrets but anything else no interest in fighting or biting humans overall I doubt he would do it unless he got super angry.

 

[polecat]

Someone told me Poppadam India best food so got some ordered for my ferrets made in actual Mumbai the best place to get Indian food overall so when I get that I will add in the ferret other favorite food such as some Chicken Tikka with a Camel milk drink with his drink for the meal as well.

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[polecat]

Ferret ideal place to fight?

Somewhere with a warm or comfy bed and good food such as one of my ones often after he found something to eat goes inside one of my beds then straight to sleep often.

 

[andyframpton]

Best way to walk a ferret as we call them is to put put down poison and get rid of them. I believe they are classes as pest in some countries.

 

[693840]

Best way to walk a ferret as we call them is to put put down poison and get rid of them. I believe they are classes as pest in some countries.

dear

 

[polecat]

Some of you were interested in what things a ferret steals or plans to steal from this week I will include some steal trys or successful robberies done by a ferret this week

1. Makita Electric drill cost around £1000 to buy one
2. Roofing slates he was planning 100 of be worth like £5 = worth £500 no idea what he needs them for them
3. Fairly fancy shoes worth like £120
4. Indian food worth like £300
5. Fast food worth like £20
6. Sweets worth like £10

@Blackhat Lifter
@Willyfish
@UnusualSubstance

The most expensive thing I saw one of my mine take so far was a 1950 instrument worth around £10,000 I play it sometimes.

 

[Zakch93]

and for some unknown reason decided to hide my laptop in under some blankets maybe keep secure I guess.

They also often do what's know as the ferret war dance quite often on walks where they dance in a really cool sort of style hard to explain since it can involve jumping, ferret version of the worm dance where they get down to the ground level then do moves from that level.

Ferrets: hiding laptops (to keep them secure) and do war dances

Other pets: definetly cannot compete

 

[polecat]

Ferrets: hiding laptops (to keep them secure) and do war dances

Other pets: definetly cannot compete

I would agree they do funny things the funniest try I saw of was one the time he tried to steal a Giant box of Edinburgh Rock worth like £1000 I was impressed he could drag the box by himself just using his mouth muscles.

 

[Zakch93]

@Meerakat you guys should discuss who would win in a fight between a meerkat and a ferret. Don't they look alike? And I think they must be in the same weight category.

 

[Meerakat]

@Meerakat you guys should discuss who would win in a fight between a meerkat and a ferret. Don't they look alike? And I think they must be in the same weight category.

Not even close. Ha, a ferret? Have you looked at a meerkat's deadly predator eyes? The way they stand, let's not forget their heavily trained hunting skills used to kill snakes and scorpions

 

[polecat]

Not even close. Ha, a ferret? Have you looked at a meerkat's deadly predator eyes? The way they stand, let's not forget their heavily trained hunting skills used to kill snakes and scorpions

Ferrets eat snakes as part of their diet even recommend by ferrets vets to feed them on snakes.