Really crazy side effects after vaccination!

[William702]

I got the Covid-19 Vaccine and my cock started getting bigger...too big. Now my wife wont sleep with me and is forcing me to have sex with other women! What can I do?



I figured If I can't beat the people posting anything they want about Covid-19 I had better join in the fun.

 

[Big SEO]

My side effect after getting a vaccine.

 

[TheVigilante]

Don't worry you have your ranch to accommodate all the ladies

 

[William702]

Don't worry you have your ranch to accommodate all the ladies

It's whether or not they can accommodate me is the issue

 

[moonshine7000]

Call 911

 

[Zakhej]

Your cock will explode now...

 

[Deleted member 658642]

There’s an easy fix. @xReminisce has discovered that the vaccination also makes boobs bigger. Just make sure your wife gets the shots too and you’ll be fine.

 

[xReminisce]

Now my wife wont sleep with me and is forcing me to have sex with other women! What can I do?

Well,
better than having Erectile Dysfunction

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/yes-covid-19-can-cause-erectile-dysfunction/

 

[Deleted member 658642]

Well,
better than having Erectile Dysfunction

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/yes-covid-19-can-cause-erectile-dysfunction/

The government is secretly trying to stop my anti vax brethren from procreating.

 

[xReminisce]

The government is secretly trying to stop my anti vax brethren from procreating.

The gov got us by the balls with this one
literally

 

[AccsHub]

And I was thinking that I am the only one who got this side effects. at least I am not alone

 

[HustleTong]

You won't be able to wear pants after the second shot.

 

[Rachmaninoff]

Just enjoy it while it lasts.

 

[Evomi]

I heard it's a temporary side effect and eventually your cock will be microscopically small !

 

[Deleted member 1319755]

Just enjoy it while it lasts.

While it lasts? It isn't permanent?

 

[Rachmaninoff]

While it lasts? It isn't permanent?

then it needs to be amputated or he'll be in trouble.

 

[dandan594594]

I've heard another side effect is men's arseholes get slack and baggy.

Could be the perfect solution?

 

[MrStutberg]

Vaccinated people latest investment has experts in awe and big banks are terrified. Ordinary people earn millions in a blink.

 

[pauliakas]

opened this topic and hoping to find some useful info, but...
But if everyone cares if you take Janssen ( J and J) you will have side effects for sure.
Temperature up till 39.3 and you will feel like shit for 2 days.

 

[Mr Positive]

@IG Professor look what you made him do lol, but if this was actually true then the vaccine rate would have been 1000% lol