Humor Competition JNR VIP

My new name amongst my siblings is.. Gay Man Whore. My mom showed them the link. Hell, it was worth it.

Everyone is still asking me how I angled the camera. How the puck should I know?!? Ha ha
 
My new name amongst my siblings is.. Gay Man Whore. My mom showed them the link. Hell, it was worth it.

Everyone is still asking me how I angled the camera. How the puck should I know?!? Ha ha

WARNING ONLY GO TO THIS SITE IF YOU ARE PREPARED TO RESTART YOUR P.C AFTER VIEWING THE MOST HORRIBLE EVENT ON THE NET
Just be happy this contest wasn't based around mylazysundays.com
 
me: how you doing Julie?
julam2: ok sugar, herd your bros was back with jacko
me: yea, hes a bit like that - on and off
julam2: did you know?
me: know wat?
julam2: u know? is he g...a..y
me: why do u say that
julam2: well jen send he was back friends with jacko, i just thought
me: well i don't know. Think they are just at that teen age thinking where boys fiddle with boys
julam2: well i always liked garry
me: yea i know
me: dyou know garry and jacko got a new site?
julam2: no
me: well better go now. soccer tonight.
julam2: where there website? Myspace?
me: no, its on a new domain, hang on a minute
julam2: k
me: here ya go... see ya later http://www.makemoniesonline.com/
julam2: you are shitting me, aren't you?
julam2: my mom was standing right behind me then and the volume turned up
julam2: was that garry and jacko? Or just their site?
julam2: u there?
 
I did it with 2!
First one -
Code:
me:  hello?
 she:  Yes, sir
 me:  Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
she:  OK!
 me:  saw?
 she:  SHit
Blue site
My boss almost see it
me:  hello?
 she:  Yes
"Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out"
Youjust send me this
Does your computer have virus?
 me:  i dont have any idea
Signed out!
Second -
Code:
me 8:02 am
    hey
    hello?
She 8:03 am
    hey 
    yes
me 8:04 am
    Hey sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
me 8:04 am
    why the fuck 
    did you send me that 
me 8:04 am
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/161259-humor-competition-jnr-vip.html
She 8:04 am
    you makes me sick man
:D
 
A guy contacted me and i did it with him too!
Code:
he: hi
he: how are you?
varundbest10: hey
BUZZ!!!
he: can you please index my site in google?
varundbest10: howz ur life?
he: good, how is everything for you?
varundbest10: cool
varundbest10: are u a girl?
he: no
varundbest10: k
varundbest10: want to earn online?
he: yeah
varundbest10: sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
varundbest10: i also do that
he: I dont do that
varundbest10: its good
varundbest10: you will get paid
varundbest10: to get layed
he is typing a message.
he: can you index my site in google?
varundbest10: just do pumping ad some jumping dude
varundbest10: i will get ur site indexed if u do
he has signed out. (1/18/2010 9:36 AM)
 
Oh man now i am really finding it funny! See again -
Code:
BEDE60622 9:47 am
    yo
varundbest10 9:48 am
    ya
BEDE60622 9:48 am
    hows everything
varundbest10 9:48 am
    cool
    ant to earn
    want to earn
    ?
BEDE60622 9:49 am
    earn what
varundbest10 9:49 am
    sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
BEDE60622 9:49 am
    who the hell said that
varundbest10 9:49 am
    :-* 
BEDE60622 9:50 am
    what?
varundbest10 9:50 am
    sweathreat
BEDE60622 9:50 am
    why u saying that?
    and put that kiss face?
varundbest10 9:50 am
    :-* 
    sweartheart why are u talking to me like that?
BEDE60622 9:50 am
    what?
varundbest10 9:51 am
    :-* 
BEDE60622 9:51 am
    ">:o" 
varundbest10 9:51 am
    sweetheart i make all my money at www.makemoniesonline.com and you can too check it out
    :-* 
BEDE60622 9:51 am
    ....
BEDE60622 9:51 am
    who are you!
varundbest10 9:52 am
    checked that?
BEDE60622 9:52 am
    who are you!
varundbest10 9:52 am
    ur juliet!
    please check that
BEDE60622 9:52 am
    who the hell are you damnit
varundbest10 9:52 am
    ur love
    how can u forgeyt me after getting payed
    layed*
BEDE60622 9:53 am
    varund keep playing and i will sandbox ur site
varundbest10 9:53 am
    plz check that out
BEDE60622 9:53 am
    gadgetgoat.net will be sandboxed unless u tell me who you are
varundbest10 9:54 am
[COLOR="Red"]    Google kya tere baap ki hai! (my favorite line! Although in hindi)[/COLOR]
BEDE60622 9:54 am
    what is ur blackhatworld username
varundbest10 9:54 am
    please check that site out!
    its really urgent!
    HaRRo said that!
    liked that?
    you can thank me O:-) 
    
varundbest10 9:56 am
    hello?
BEDE60622 9:56 am
    yes
varundbest10 9:56 am
    liked it?
BEDE60622 9:56 am
    no
    I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU GOD DAMNIT!
varundbest10 9:56 am
    lol!
    u can also earn a lot
    and feed your family
    i can get u a job
    ??
BEDE60622 9:57 am
    how
varundbest10 9:57 am
    just see that video
    and every time it spins
    you will gte 1$
    get
varundbest10 9:58 am
    whenever the video will stop, you will get money!
BEDE60622 9:58 am
    this site isnt even indexed
varundbest10 9:58 am
    so?
    wait for the video to be stopped
    it will stop for 30 seconds
    and play again
    when its stopped, click on it
    and u will get cash
    ??
BEDE60622 9:59 am
    no 
    i am not interested in that gay fucking shit
varundbest10 9:59 am
    HaRRo have started this offer!
BEDE60622 9:59 am
    u fucking ruined my 5 minutes
varundbest10 10:00 am
    HaRRo said that!
    i earned 10$
BEDE60622 10:00 am
    do u own gadgetgoat.net?
varundbest10 10:00 am
    he is attacking on those sites!
    who attacked on bhw
    so he need help
    our help
    and will pay for that
BEDE60622 10:00 am
    do u own gadgetgoat.net
varundbest10 10:01 am
    yes
BEDE60622 10:01 am
    who is attacking those sites
    who is harro
varundbest10 10:01 am
    admin of bhw
BEDE60622 10:01 am
    and?
    attacking?
varundbest10 10:01 am
    remember when bhw was unavailiable?
    some guys did Ddos attack
    harro is returning the favor back!
    need various ips
varundbest10 10:02 am
    are you in?
BEDE60622 10:02 am
    what do u want me to do
varundbest10 10:02 am
    see that video
    and whenever it will stop
    click on it
    and you will get 1$ in ur bhw account
    harro is installing a system
    then he will pay u
    it will only sop for 30 seconds
BEDE60622 10:03 am
    but why does it have that gay fucking shit on there
varundbest10 10:04 am
    if u don't click during that time, it will start again!
    its related to the attacker's site
varundbest10 10:04 am
    are you in?
BEDE60622 10:04 am
    i cannot look at that shit
varundbest10 10:05 am
    even not for money?
BEDE60622 10:05 am
    no
varundbest10 10:05 am
    lol it was a joke
BEDE60622 10:05 am
    what?
varundbest10 10:05 am
    although harro is involved
BEDE60622 10:05 am
    i dont see any mention on bhw
varundbest10 10:05 am
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/161259-humor-competition-jnr-vip.html
 
damn... i wish i would of known about this competition when it started but anyways... i 1st heard about make monies online like a couple months ago when i was on irc from harro. don't know what the hell the conversation was about but he put the link up and i was like alright, some website that he made to make some cash. so clicked it and got a big fat dick spinning around on my screen. i was like wtf is this shit lol, but then i thought damn, i haven't fucked with my parents in a while. my parents like to sign up to the sweepstakes bullshit like publishers clearing house etc. so i signed up to get a idea of what the emails look like that they send. so i made a fake email address that would sound legit to them, then made an exact copy of the shit that they send in their emails, then i href'd the link thats supposed to go to their site with the make monies site, so it looked like one of their links but it actually went to make monies :D. so next day i got a phone call from my dad saying he got a email from publishers clearing house, then he clicked the link and now he has a virus with 2 dudes fucking with a big dick spinning around on his screen, he was like what the fuck should i do, im afraid to do anything, don't know if it'll screw up my computer if i do. i just started laughing my ass off and laid to phone down cause i was laughing so hard. he eventually hung up. just thought that was a funny story.
 
god damn, this site is so funny. i was over at a buddies house and he was on wow. he linked that to a bunch of people in the game and they were freaking out saying they were going to report him. classic.
 
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