I will not be vaccinated!

[Deleted member 1333509]

I’ve forgotten what thread I’m in

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Oh now I know

I feel like that's code language for "I've forgotten the safe word but please stop anyway"

 

[clock]

I feel like that's code language for "I've forgotten the safe word but please stop anyway"

Stop isn’t In my vocabulary.

Side story.
I was seeing this girl for a while, she was a crazy. Her dad was loaded, private jet, yacht etc. She was daddy’s girl, didn’t have to work, went on holidays every month. I didn’t like taking her money but I spent so much trying to keep up with her.

Anyway she liked it really rough, I don’t want to hit the inappropriate limit but she literally liked me ripping her clothes off and mock r wording her while she fought back. It was really odd at first and I had to tell her we need a safe word because it was so hard to tell

 

[Willyfish]

Stop isn’t In my vocabulary.

Side story.
I was seeing this girl for a while, she was a crazy. Her dad was loaded, private jet, yacht etc. She was daddy’s girl, didn’t have to work, went on holidays every month. I didn’t like taking her money but I spent so much trying to keep up with her.

Anyway she liked it really rough, I don’t want to hit the inappropriate limit but she literally liked me ripping her clothes off and mock r wording her while she fought back. It was really odd at first and I had to tell her we need a safe word because it was so hard to tell

She needed a vaccine injection from you we could say, to stay relevant to the thread

 

[clock]

She needed a vaccine injection from you we could say, to stay relevant to the thread

Yes she got one on the trial 15 years ago, she’s still daddy’s girl but has calmed down

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

Stop isn’t In my vocabulary.

Side story.
I was seeing this girl for a while, she was a crazy. Her dad was loaded, private jet, yacht etc. She was daddy’s girl, didn’t have to work, went on holidays every month. I didn’t like taking her money but I spent so much trying to keep up with her.

Anyway she liked it really rough, I don’t want to hit the inappropriate limit but she literally liked me ripping her clothes off and mock r wording her while she fought back. It was really odd at first and I had to tell her we need a safe word because it was so hard to tell

Seriously didn't expect that story to surface tonight. Sounds like a fun lass anyway

 

[Willyfish]

Seriously didn't expect that story to surface tonight. Sounds like a fun lass anyway

@clock is full of so amazing stories man, the lounge would never be the same without him and his naughty comments.

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

@clock is full of so amazing stories man, the lounge would never be the same without him and his naughty comments.

#wildman #blessed #friendsforever #metoo

 

[Willyfish]

#wildman #blessed #friendsforever #metoo

#loveyoutoo #bromance

 

[LocalSeoguy40]

2 friends of mine were healthy before the vaccination and died approximately 2 weeks later.

they were 27 and 28 years old

 

[clock]

Seriously didn't expect that story to surface tonight. Sounds like a fun lass anyway

@clock is full of so amazing stories man, the lounge would never be the same without him and his naughty comments.

Ye I advise against someone like that. Id been doing ok and had a nice bit of savings. I was going to purchase a house with it. Instead I blew most of it keeping up with her.

She acted so crazy and I had to end it. I still had the same number and about 2 years after she phoned me up. She apologised for how she was and told me she still loved me. I couldn’t go back to it so it was a sorry love on your bike job

 

[Willyfish]

Ye I advise against someone like that. Id been doing ok and had a nice bit of savings. I was going to purchase a house with it. Instead I blew most of it keeping up with her.

She acted so crazy and I had to end it. I still had the same number and about 2 years after she phoned me up. She apologised for how she was and told me she still loved me. I couldn’t go back to it so it was a sorry love on your bike job

Oh I am sorry bro... It's good you didn't stay with her after you lost so much, some people are really money suckers...

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

#loveyoutoo #bromance

#loveyoumore #youhangup #inseperable

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

She acted so crazy and I had to end it.

Been there mate.

 

[clock]

Oh I am sorry bro... It's good you didn't stay with her after you lost so much, some people are really money suckers...

Been there mate.

Shit happens dudes, I had fun banging her and that’s the number one priority

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

Shit happens dudes, I had fun banging her and that’s the number one priority

When's the book release btw mate?

I hear on the grape vine..

1) The Bible
2) The Life of Gandhi
3) The Sexual Exploits of Clock

Hope I didn't get the order mixed up

 

[Willyfish]

When's the book release btw mate?

I hear on the grape vine..

1) The Bible
2) The Life of Gandhi
3) The Sexual Exploits of Clock

Hope I didn't get the order mixed up

Where is my book?!!!!!!!!

4. The fishy story of Willy

 

[clock]

When's the book release btw mate?

I hear on the grape vine..

1) The Bible
2) The Life of Gandhi
3) The Sexual Exploits of Clock

Hope I didn't get the order mixed up

Mine would be like all of Tolkien’s books put together. I could throw in some elves for some diversity

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

Where is my book?!!!!!!!!

4. The fishy story of Willy

Might pass actually mate, no offence

 

[clock]

Where is my book?!!!!!!!!

4. The fishy story of Willy

I’ll have a part in that one as well

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

I’ll have a part in that one as well

There's got to be a joke in there somewhere involving fish and a clock. Surely.

I've tried for 5 minutes but it's too late here.. I'm dozing off while I try to think of it.