What would you do with £5000 / $6900 ish

[D.toot]

Years ago I lived in Thailand , and have a daughter there from a previous marriage.
Obv due to covid I have not been able to go see her for over a year , she is 20 years old and a university girl , working hard.
I want to return to Thailand to live but I have to show £20,000 in the bank ( which is not a problem ) but this is to show I have the fund to support my self for the next 12 months , Obv. In those 12 months I need to earn £20,000 to show next year and so on. OR show an income of £1,500 per month..So my question is , I have £5000 / $6900 ish to spare , which I can invest to obtain that £1,500 a month income , I have until Nov. 2021 to achieve this.
So .... what would you do with £5000 to achieve an income of £1,500 per month. ???
I have thought of crypto ?
I am limited in my BHW knowledge .
I can't work in Thailand , as my qualifications are in the building ind. and no way can I make £1,500 doing my trade.
So , pls. Can anyone suggest , what would you do ???
For those of u who , WILL say , sell me ass.... its not worth anything.
Yes , Thailand has lots of females but to work with them , is illegal for such as online , cams or adult stuff.
Thx. For any replies and for those who don't want to add anything worth while , then pls. Just scroll on.
Thx. Members for any advice , help or ideas.

 

[Lande47]

Interesting but seems you want ideas that'll thrive in Thailand right? Or anything online works? Just to be clear

 

[davids355]

What are you good at?

 

[MisterF]

I have thought of crypto ?

That could be the one to get you quicker profits, but at the same time, you could lose it all. Crypto can be as risky as a roulette wheel and putting it all on Zero.

Sorry to say there's no easy answer to this.

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

Become an OnlyFans simp and give it all to some hotties.. no better way to potentially find a wife.

 

[slarkpol]

Well you mentioned some solutions in the OP too..

 

[GusanoDelNapo]

Market buy doge or shiba

 

[D.toot]

Interesting but seems you want ideas that'll thrive in Thailand right? Or anything online works? Just to be clear

Yes , or online from Thailand

What are you good at?

I'm a builder but I am also a diploma level photographer , as for online stuff tbh not that good

That could be the one to get you quicker profits, but at the same time, you could lose it all. Crypto can be as risky as a roulette wheel and putting it all on Zero.

Sorry to say there's no easy answer to this.

That's my worry to loose it all.
As I have no idea what I am doing with crypto

Become an OnlyFans simp and give it all to some hotties.. no better way to potentially find a wife.

Already done the wife thing , no more thx Haha.
But I did think about OF , paying for a model to do OF but from what I've seen , any funds go to her account as the account holder , so not sure how to do it so it goes to me and I pay her for her content .
If I said to her 50.50 then she would say no as thais want money now not if something works or not.

Market buy doge or shiba

I've seen alot about doge lately , maybe I should look more into that. Thx

I know in Thailand, girls are the best option , but it is becoming very risky working with these girls.
Illegal too.. but they can do it with their own body but me hiring one and using her content makes me a trafficker of adult content in the eyes of thai law.

 

[Real SEO Lab]

Well, you have to try multiple things. I started many projects, thinking that they are going to perform the best and make me a lot of profits, spent a lot of money on them and they ended up making me nothing, in fact, a lot of losses. But then I started some project which cost me nothing but is making me steady income every month. So only you know the answer, start 5 things which you are good at and maybe you will succeed with one of them, and that thing can turn out to be very profitable.

 

[zubidoo]

Am I reading this correctly, you're asking a BHW forum for a stable 20%+ ROI on a small investment for only 5k? Are you dreaming buddy? You're going to get scammed or you're going to lose most if not all of your money.

 

[zionbar]

Amazon FBA if you want a solid business long term
crypto and. shit coins if u wanna take a high risk - high reward path

 

[xinase3501]

Freelance on Upwork.. Cost $0 Learn something that you can be hired on upwork for.

 

[pocketttt]

you can set up some gigs on fiverr if you have some good skill

 

[xJacob]

I would give it all to this user @xJacob he’s so nice and kinda great
Jk but would invest some into BTC and ETH and few other small coins

 

[D.toot]

Am I reading this correctly, you're asking a BHW forum for a stable 20%+ ROI on a small investment for only 5k? Are you dreaming buddy? You're going to get scammed or you're going to lose most if not all of your money.

I'm not asking to be spoon fed and as u say I'm " asking " for advice , if u dont want to help or offer any , simply scroll on.

 

[D.toot]

Does anyone here work in the Asian girl niche.
Maybe we could talk ??

 

[CyberYES-seoNO]

Years ago I lived in Thailand , and have a daughter there from a previous marriage.
Obv due to covid I have not been able to go see her for over a year , she is 20 years old and a university girl , working hard.
I want to return to Thailand to live but I have to show £20,000 in the bank ( which is not a problem ) but this is to show I have the fund to support my self for the next 12 months , Obv. In those 12 months I need to earn £20,000 to show next year and so on. OR show an income of £1,500 per month..So my question is , I have £5000 / $6900 ish to spare , which I can invest to obtain that £1,500 a month income , I have until Nov. 2021 to achieve this.
So .... what would you do with £5000 to achieve an income of £1,500 per month. ???
I have thought of crypto ?
I am limited in my BHW knowledge .
I can't work in Thailand , as my qualifications are in the building ind. and no way can I make £1,500 doing my trade.
So , pls. Can anyone suggest , what would you do ???
For those of u who , WILL say , sell me ass.... its not worth anything.
Yes , Thailand has lots of females but to work with them , is illegal for such as online , cams or adult stuff.
Thx. For any replies and for those who don't want to add anything worth while , then pls. Just scroll on.
Thx. Members for any advice , help or ideas.

As you are using £ I assume you are from the UK, so could you not take all of your cash out of your personal bank (leaving the 20K), register a LTD company with companies house and open it with the £5k you have plus the remaining balance from your account (after leaving the 20k). Then pay yourself a "wage" from this company of just over £1,500 a month?

This would make it appear on paper as if you have a consistent £1,500 a month from a legitimate business, even though you are just shuffling around your current funds.

This is common practise among legitimate businesses to decrease tax liabilities etc.

 

[D.toot]

As you are using £ I assume you are from the UK, so could you not take all of your cash out of your personal bank (leaving the 20K), register a LTD company with companies house and open it with the £5k you have plus the remaining balance from your account (after leaving the 20k). Then pay yourself a "wage" from this company of just over £1,500 a month?

This would make it appear on paper as if you have a consistent £1,500 a month from a legitimate business, even though you are just shuffling around your current funds.

This is common practise among legitimate businesses to decrease tax liabilities etc.

Yes I could do that but where does the money come from for the next year and so on , that's my dilemma.

 

[CyberYES-seoNO]

Ahhhh I see, can you not hold off for however long it takes you to make that cash?

You already have over 20k, and as a qualified builder in the UK there is no shortage of work (whether that be cash in hand or legit).

I work in the cyber security industry as a freelance contractor and I know that the building industry works in a similar way - big companies will hire self-employed contractors, as they do not need to pay employer NI, TAX, VAT on supplies etc as the contractor pays those from their earnings.

It's a B2B relationship - I am certain you already know this as a qualified professional though.

Plus there is always those trade comparison sites. You can work your arse off and undercut everyone else for a year and you will have made plenty.

 

[INCC]

For those of u who , WILL say , sell me ass.... its not worth anything.

Good one