Vaccine is a lie!

[BrandingCat]

So I make the vaccine but no 5g or chip inserted. Where is it? Should I wait more, is evolving day by day?! Focking B. Gates!!1

Serious answers only!
Thanks in advance!

 

[paraztos]

It will automatically activate once the time comes. See South Park Ep01 for reference. Cartman had a similar device, albeit quite nomadic compared to modern 5G receivers.

 

[HustleTong]

Vaccine isn't a consensus truth either

 

[LemonAcid]

So I make the vaccine

I make it too, no one buys it tho

 

[Paukerin]

Man... I’m getting mine next Tuesday and now I’m so disappointed. I will write a bad review on TrustPilot for sure.

 

[xStewie]

so when you realize we are all in a laboratory....

 

[Iuzzu]

I am sorry to hear that, mate.
Fortunately after taking the vaccine I already have a chip installed in my arm sending a 5G signal directly to the devil

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

Shadow people stashing all the microchips for themselves.

 

[BrandingCat]

so when you realize we are all in a laboratory....

Please don't advertise Dexter Much Wow Laboratory Links outside the marketplace.

 

[JackRabbitSlim]

I prefer the monthly plan with mine. Just upgraded to the newest model of iPhone recently... Lol

I'll pay for my chip, thanks though

 

[moistnapkin]

Thank you @Meddie for settling the debate. I know these pharmaceutical companies only want to help me. The profits they are making are just good karma for all the hard work they are doing to keep everyone safe!

To be safe, I'm going to take all the vaccines as they come out from each company. Don't want to be responsible for getting everyone else sick!

 

[Halch]

Imagine having your own 5g. My dream of being a cyborg isn't that far.

 

[Mr Positive]

Bitcoin is a bubble but yet people make money. Chip is invisible but it’s there if you believe it’s there.

 

[BrandingCat]

Thank you @Meddie for settling the debate. I know these pharmaceutical companies only want to help me. The profits they are making are just good karma for all the hard work they are doing to keep everyone safe!

To be safe, I'm going to take all the vaccines as they come out from each company. Don't want to be responsible for getting everyone else sick!

A very good point of view, I did Pfizer only because I want them to keep the monopoly of the pharma industry. "Every little helps!" ... wait, that's ASDA supermarket motto, nevermind.

 

[baidovich]

"They want to control me and make money from me"

- Benjamin, 34 years old, -15.000$ in bank account, still looking for a job and PayPal money generator

 

[PinguSpy]

Is not about the vaccine, rather than the brand, because each brand uses a different technology.

Pfizer/Moderna = mRNA. Newer technology long term side effects yet unknown.

Sinovac = Straightly inject yourself with inactive covid-19 virus to trigger your body immune respond.

Sputnik V/Oxford/Johnson&Johson = Viral vector. It uses adenovirus(flu virus) that have been modified to carry covid-19 code into your body - to trigger your body immune respond. This is the best choice with lesser risk.

 

[RoyalCobra777]

The real Meddie would never say Focking. You're already controlled. Damn. R.I.P the human Meddie.

 

[rajiced]

if vaccine control us we are human bots

 

[BrandingCat]

if vaccine control us we are human bots

All internet marketers which been around for more than a few years are already dead inside, we blame Google, but we actually have no life. So, fuck B. Gates!!1

 

[slarkpol]

Took a vaccine but I guess it was pirated as the windows version it installed in my brain was sending errors..
Not to mentionat that it was Windows Vista .. so F Bill Gates , he's clearly trying to use all the vistas he wasn't able to sell years ago..