This is fkng Hilarious--

[Chielou June]

Hacker ‘locks up victims’ PENISES’ using ‘smart’ chastity cages – and demands $750 ransom


Dont even think about BUYING THIS GADGET

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/13729232/hacker-chastity-cage-ransom/

 

[thescrrr]

Ok, now I've seen everything.

 

[Aluminium]

Heard about this a week or two ago while watching a podcast.. I feel like some of the people wearing those got off even more

There is no doubt in my mind that somebody out there was 100% satisfied with a stranger being in control of their genitals

 

[deedee1whoa]

Heard about this a week or two ago while watching a podcast.. I feel like some of the people wearing those got off even more

There is no doubt in my mind that somebody out there was 100% satisfied with a stranger being in control of their genitals

Sadly, gotta agree with you about all of this. They didn't expect it, but... they most probably enjoyed it.

 

[HustleTong]

When they mention 'Multipurpose' in the product description.
Imagine if the hacker exposed him to porn.
That's cruel.

 

[SonOfBhw]

I am loving the time we are living in

 

[693840]

I miss @YujinTan in these moments. He would be saying something like: Wow so hot, can buy where from mafia?

 

[Anirban Nag]

Locking up another person's dick for money. That's Low Life.

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

This is just a great example of guerilla marketing isn't it? Cell Mate cooks up some whacky newsworthy story and voila - insta sales.

Hint #1: it's in the Sun (UK people will understand this).

Hint #2: Why did people have hackable chastidy devices on their cocks anyway to allow a hacker to hack them?

 

[intiims12]

What the....
Its so hilarious

 

[Chielou June]

Imagine what the hacker might have told him ?

Send me 0.25 BTC now or I will tighten the device in every 5 minutes.

 

[Deleted member 283687]

My kind of thread ! Congrats @El Professor

 

[Panther28]

How a woman could magically whip one of these on to my winkle would deserve a gold medal in their own right.

 

[rajiced]

Better than pc ransomwares fast payments

 

[Gogol]

Q 1: How do people pee wearing this contraption?
Q 2: Why does such things exist?

:/

 

[ReqTheHat]

So at what point do we just say "the victims deserve this"?

 

[JavascriptPufferfish]

I physically cringed at that thing.

 

[bullten]

Now we need security researchers to solve this shit xD.

 

[TheVigilante]

I miss @YujinTan in these moments. He would be saying something like: Wow so hot, can buy where from mafia?

Actually @dichotom

 

[Biz Idea Lab]

and y'all blamed thanos for wiping out humanity....