Total Noob
Banned - By Request
- May 10, 2009
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I started IM when I was 13, back when Xrumer was the holy grail of blackhat SEO and Scrapebox didn’t even exist.
Since then, due to passive IM earnings, I have been on vacation for the vast majority of my life.
Most recently, I spent the past year on vacation, living off of one website that was ranking for ~20 keywords.
I deleted the website from existence about three months ago, as I decided that I didn’t want to be living off of blackhat money anymore (the website was shady).
One month ago, I decided to go on a grand adventure with the remainder of my savings... and failed miserably on the second day, albeit for a reason out of my control.
I find myself once again at Zero: $1,000 to my name, no car (in a city where you need a car), and crashing on a friend’s couch.
Now, I’ve been here before. Many of you are responsible people. Me, not so much. I’ve made a lot of money with IM, but I’ve also been a degenerate for most of my life.
It was always a vicious cycle...
1: Be broke
2: Create one or more passive income streams
3: Start coasting
4: Live “paycheck to paycheck” and never save any money
5: Watch as the passive income streams eventually evaporate
6: Repeat
I’m looking to break free from that cycle this time around.
So, this will be a journey about IM and getting back to Hero status, but also my personal journey to stop being so reckless and such a degenerate.
For example, I had about $300 to my name about a month ago (after I failed on my grand adventure). Recklessly, I put $50 onto a poker website. With that $50, I ended up placing top three in not just one, but two tournaments. Added $2,400 to my bank account. Also landed a copywriting client for $400. I could have purchased a used motorcycle right then and there. All I would have had to do would be get the funds for an apartment.
What did I do instead? Recklessly, I decided I was going to play poker for money. Lost about ⅔ of my earnings and also spent a bunch on superfluous living expenses. So now, I’m at $1,000, no car, no apartment. Fun. Alright...
I need to make money immediately, so I do not have the luxury of doing things that I’m not experienced in.
I have three talents that I can use to make immediate money.
WRITING
About four years ago, I was a fairly successful freelance copywriter.
I eventually stopped because actual work didn’t mesh well with my degenerate lifestyle.
But I definitely have some solid ability in this arena, and just a few solid clients can get me out of the financial rut I’m in right now.
So far, Upwork has been the best platform for me.
So, every day, I’ll be applying to almost every copywriting gig on Upwork.
A major problem is that my Upwork profile is still quite new: I have $300 earned and four total projects with two five-star reviews, which isn’t terrible, but it makes me look like an amateur.
My portfolio is also old, and I’m way better at writing than I was back when I was freelancing a couple years prior.
So, I’ll be doing three things overall to make immediately money by slinging copy:
1: Creating a really, really nice-looking website
2: Bidding on projects on Upwork almost immediately after they’re posted, so I don’t get lost in the muck
3: Updating my portfolio items (and editing them) so my current level of skill is accurately reflected in the writing
KEYWORD RESEARCH
I am also quite good at keyword research. I’ve lived off of passive SEO money for most of my life, but I’ve never built a link by hand. I just buy links and pray. This approach has always worked because the competition has always been so weak.
I’m not sure exactly what I will use this skill for, but I will start abusing the Ahrefs free trial in a few days to gather up some good keywords. Once I get a couple of solid keyword lists going, I will probably aggressively build an authority website.
This approach isn’t exactly conducive to quick cash, and I’ll need to put some money into the website to pay the writers (I can’t write the content myself -- not a good use of time resources). I’ll also need to pay for SEO costs (whitehat outreach). So I may also try slinging some keywords again like I did a few years ago to pay for these costs and possibly provide a nice real-life financial cushion.
Overall, for now, I expect copywriting to be a far more immediate source of income. But I am also, obviously, looking to get my passive income back up and running as well. Who isn't?
EXPERIMENTAL: COACHING
Keyword research and finding clients are both tedious tasks. So, I need something to do when I want to take a break but still be productive.
I spent the past year writing a book, and I have to say, it’s pretty damn good. 60,000 words, 255 pages -- a real book.
Hilariously, two days after I published the book on Amazon, Amazon decided to ban my account. Why? I had two books blocked a couple years ago, and they randomly decided to ban the account now.
So, there goes that.
I am going to repurpose the content inside of the book in two ways:
The first half of the book was about all of my various blackhat schemes over the years. I’ll post some of those chapters directly on this thread, purely for entertainment purposes.
I’ll then take the self-help part of the book and repurpose it into an article series.
That article series will contain a ton of value and also push an additional info product of some sort (that I will create). I’ll also offer virtual coaching.
Though I’ve been through many financial ups and downs in my life, I’ve always been an incredibly optimistic person and can use logic and science to back up my relentless optimism, so I feel I have a lot to offer in that realm. We will see.
I will send traffic to the first part in the article series somehow, then hopefully, they read all four articles and then buy whatever I’m selling.
Even if they don’t, I will just be happy that they have read the info, as it took me a shit load of time to put together.
May also consider creating some YouTube promotional stuff to push the product.
Since I am banned from pretty much every major web platform out there (except YouTube and Reddit), getting traffic to the article series will be tricky. And I only have a Chromebook right now, so I can’t really get technical with any workarounds. No worries, I’ll figure something out.
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Overall, I won’t be doing anything blackhat over the duration of this journey.
This is a big deviation from my previously-held attitude on whitehat vs. blackhat.
I’ll update this thread every few days with progress, stories, and random anecdotes from my day-to-day.
Please excuse any spelling or grammar errors, as I won’t be editing these posts very much.
Since then, due to passive IM earnings, I have been on vacation for the vast majority of my life.
Most recently, I spent the past year on vacation, living off of one website that was ranking for ~20 keywords.
I deleted the website from existence about three months ago, as I decided that I didn’t want to be living off of blackhat money anymore (the website was shady).
One month ago, I decided to go on a grand adventure with the remainder of my savings... and failed miserably on the second day, albeit for a reason out of my control.
I find myself once again at Zero: $1,000 to my name, no car (in a city where you need a car), and crashing on a friend’s couch.
Now, I’ve been here before. Many of you are responsible people. Me, not so much. I’ve made a lot of money with IM, but I’ve also been a degenerate for most of my life.
It was always a vicious cycle...
1: Be broke
2: Create one or more passive income streams
3: Start coasting
4: Live “paycheck to paycheck” and never save any money
5: Watch as the passive income streams eventually evaporate
6: Repeat
I’m looking to break free from that cycle this time around.
So, this will be a journey about IM and getting back to Hero status, but also my personal journey to stop being so reckless and such a degenerate.
For example, I had about $300 to my name about a month ago (after I failed on my grand adventure). Recklessly, I put $50 onto a poker website. With that $50, I ended up placing top three in not just one, but two tournaments. Added $2,400 to my bank account. Also landed a copywriting client for $400. I could have purchased a used motorcycle right then and there. All I would have had to do would be get the funds for an apartment.
What did I do instead? Recklessly, I decided I was going to play poker for money. Lost about ⅔ of my earnings and also spent a bunch on superfluous living expenses. So now, I’m at $1,000, no car, no apartment. Fun. Alright...
I need to make money immediately, so I do not have the luxury of doing things that I’m not experienced in.
I have three talents that I can use to make immediate money.
WRITING
About four years ago, I was a fairly successful freelance copywriter.
I eventually stopped because actual work didn’t mesh well with my degenerate lifestyle.
But I definitely have some solid ability in this arena, and just a few solid clients can get me out of the financial rut I’m in right now.
So far, Upwork has been the best platform for me.
So, every day, I’ll be applying to almost every copywriting gig on Upwork.
A major problem is that my Upwork profile is still quite new: I have $300 earned and four total projects with two five-star reviews, which isn’t terrible, but it makes me look like an amateur.
My portfolio is also old, and I’m way better at writing than I was back when I was freelancing a couple years prior.
So, I’ll be doing three things overall to make immediately money by slinging copy:
1: Creating a really, really nice-looking website
2: Bidding on projects on Upwork almost immediately after they’re posted, so I don’t get lost in the muck
3: Updating my portfolio items (and editing them) so my current level of skill is accurately reflected in the writing
KEYWORD RESEARCH
I am also quite good at keyword research. I’ve lived off of passive SEO money for most of my life, but I’ve never built a link by hand. I just buy links and pray. This approach has always worked because the competition has always been so weak.
I’m not sure exactly what I will use this skill for, but I will start abusing the Ahrefs free trial in a few days to gather up some good keywords. Once I get a couple of solid keyword lists going, I will probably aggressively build an authority website.
This approach isn’t exactly conducive to quick cash, and I’ll need to put some money into the website to pay the writers (I can’t write the content myself -- not a good use of time resources). I’ll also need to pay for SEO costs (whitehat outreach). So I may also try slinging some keywords again like I did a few years ago to pay for these costs and possibly provide a nice real-life financial cushion.
Overall, for now, I expect copywriting to be a far more immediate source of income. But I am also, obviously, looking to get my passive income back up and running as well. Who isn't?
EXPERIMENTAL: COACHING
Keyword research and finding clients are both tedious tasks. So, I need something to do when I want to take a break but still be productive.
I spent the past year writing a book, and I have to say, it’s pretty damn good. 60,000 words, 255 pages -- a real book.
Hilariously, two days after I published the book on Amazon, Amazon decided to ban my account. Why? I had two books blocked a couple years ago, and they randomly decided to ban the account now.
So, there goes that.
I am going to repurpose the content inside of the book in two ways:
The first half of the book was about all of my various blackhat schemes over the years. I’ll post some of those chapters directly on this thread, purely for entertainment purposes.
I’ll then take the self-help part of the book and repurpose it into an article series.
That article series will contain a ton of value and also push an additional info product of some sort (that I will create). I’ll also offer virtual coaching.
Though I’ve been through many financial ups and downs in my life, I’ve always been an incredibly optimistic person and can use logic and science to back up my relentless optimism, so I feel I have a lot to offer in that realm. We will see.
I will send traffic to the first part in the article series somehow, then hopefully, they read all four articles and then buy whatever I’m selling.
Even if they don’t, I will just be happy that they have read the info, as it took me a shit load of time to put together.
May also consider creating some YouTube promotional stuff to push the product.
Since I am banned from pretty much every major web platform out there (except YouTube and Reddit), getting traffic to the article series will be tricky. And I only have a Chromebook right now, so I can’t really get technical with any workarounds. No worries, I’ll figure something out.
---
Overall, I won’t be doing anything blackhat over the duration of this journey.
This is a big deviation from my previously-held attitude on whitehat vs. blackhat.
I’ll update this thread every few days with progress, stories, and random anecdotes from my day-to-day.
Please excuse any spelling or grammar errors, as I won’t be editing these posts very much.