Want 5$ to your paypal tonight?

[oyeah22]

I've been tryin to get Ez autoresponder working for 3 days and i havent gotten it to work.ive tried with 2 different host with 2 different computers.I think im doing something wrong idk.If anyone can help me then pm me

 

[nufaman]

I'd wipe my ass with your $5 bill.
Geez, this isn't DP, people here are not willing to work for 5 pathetic bucks

 

[bryanon]

I second everything nufaman said above.

Also - if you want to hire someone who would configure your autoresponder for you then the thread belongs to the "Hire a Freelancer" section. On the other hand, if you want to ask for help then you'll do a lot better providing some further details (something other than 'i can't get it to work') and asking nicely - offering a few lousy bucks is pretty insulting to many people who would otherwise be willing to help you (for free).

 

[shadowguy]

well i thik $5 for a pakistani are a lot.. but if you live in the US PLEASE at least offer $20 for this kind of thing..

 

[El-Plaga]

$5? damn i can get a foot long at subways , what u guys talking about =D

Hell yea, i heard BK got some $5 special combo meals too!

 

[agkfal]

Im a penny pincher.. ill take the $5.. but Ive never used the auto responder before.. but ill take a sab at it... need more details though.

 

[fatbaldbloke]

You'd get a better response just asking for help. People on this forum are helpful but get distracted by offers of peanuts.

 

[Sanitarium]

Agree with you guys but at the same time somewhere you will see a thread pop up "need $5 urgently, need peanuts now!"

So... i don't know.

 

[oyeah22]

HOLY SHIT.i didnt really think it was that big of a deal.why do you write on the thread just to flame seriously? trying to get your post count up? your that bored? if you simply didnt want to do it then you coulda just moved on to the next thread.i relize that 5$ is nothing here.i didnt really think about the price i figured one of the friendly people here would just help me out.Not flame me for asking for ome help. By the way thanks everyone that pmmed me offering to help me out for free.All they had to do is test my host with there EZ auto responder.Took under a minute.Sorry im not paying 20$ for a couple minutes of work guys! Maybe ask harro im sure he can spare a few bucks? Also if i want to be respected than offer more or change the title?

Nah i wont change it unless the mods decide to for some reasons.
Mods plz close this thread.Theres nothing good coming out of it. Dont worry guys next time ill make sure to offer 20$ so i get "Respect" .

 

[shyntaxx]

oyeah22 i agree with ya .. just dont take notice on guys who wnat to wipe their asses with 20 instead of 5 ...

 

[fatbaldbloke]

some stuff about being flamed

No-one has really flamed you in this thread. It's just really silly offering $5 on a forum of people who make huge money every day. As you have found out, it has distracted everyone.

If you need someone's help for a few minutes, just ask, I'm sure someone will.

 

[AtAllCosts]

Jeez, people seemed to be quite offended by your request. I don't want your money buddy, but I have sent you a PM with some links that will help you out.

Merry Christmas.

I've been tryin to get Ez autoresponder working for 3 days and i havent gotten it to work.ive tried with 2 different host with 2 different computers.I think im doing something wrong idk.If anyone can help me then pm me

 

[Perfect.Cell]

I see threads like all the time and I think to myself, holy shit I would be IN THE MONEY if I help this guy grow his business for a whooping 5$!!!!!!! (non-scaleable of course, :icon16

I remember earlier today someone offered like 10$ for someone to make his site index... Are these people even thinking when they offer these insulting amounts of petty cash? How can you bribe a BHter who makes hundreds if not thousands per day to stop what he's doing for less than a 20$, this is America baby a cup of starbucks is 5$, I say put your 5 bucks in your mouth and shit an answer out later eh? (Not trying to be mean or beat a dead horse but my gosh, anyone who uses the search feature can see threads like this don't have success unless they are strictly in the "hire a freelancer" section)

 

[AtAllCosts]

Buddy, I guarantee 98% of the members on here aren't making ten bucks a day, let alone hundreds or thousands.

But that's besides the point, he's not trying to force this $5 on anyone - if you're so insecure that you feel this is somehow a direct insult to you then you're always gonna be new money, even if you do someday make it.

Otherwise, chill out, smile and change that god awful font color, it's ugly as sin.

I see threads like all the time and I think to myself, holy shit I would be IN THE MONEY if I help this guy grow his business for a whooping 5$!!!!!!! (non-scaleable of course, :icon16

I remember earlier today someone offered like 10$ for someone to make his site index... Are these people even thinking when they offer these insulting amounts of petty cash? How can you bribe a BHter who makes hundreds if not thousands per day to stop what he's doing for less than a 20$, this is America baby a cup of starbucks is 5$, I say put your 5 bucks in your mouth and shit an answer out later eh? (Not trying to be mean or beat a dead horse but my gosh, anyone who uses the search feature can see threads like this don't have success unless they are strictly in the "hire a freelancer" section)

 

[Perfect.Cell]

Buddy, I guarantee 98% of the members on here aren't making ten bucks a day, let alone hundreds or thousands.

But that's besides the point, he's not trying to force this $5 on anyone - if you're so insecure that you feel this is somehow a direct insult to you then you're always gonna be new money, even if you do someday make it.

Otherwise, chill out, smile and change that god awful font color, it's ugly as sin.

Yea, my font is ugly to you, but not as ugly is as your homo avatar is to me. Besides don't get so upset over my post, it's just my personal opinion, I'm not trying to beat anyone over the head, I'm more than happy to help people for free and I've never charged anyone for help, I don't need the 5$ and that's all I said in my post, so fuck off if you don't like it but you can forget trying to lecture me on insecurity you don't even know the meaning of the word because if you did, you would would realize my post has nothing to do with the word "insecurity", are you "insecure" ? Why don't you chill out dude and stop trying to sound clever. Also at what point did I say 100% of the people on this forum are making big money? 98% aren't huh, so how the hell did you come up with that statistic, where did you research that number and further how does it relate to anything I said? Does that percentage apply to regular posting members who could even answer the OP or people with less than 10 post who wouldn't apply anyway.

 

[AtAllCosts]

Wow, I really hit a nerve. Your emotional outburst has made my day. Now try again with out the bad language

Yea, my font is ugly to you, but not as ugly is as your homo avatar. Besides don't get so upset over my post, it's just my personal opinion, I'm not trying to beat anyone over the head, I'm more than happy to help people for free, I don't need the 5$ and that's all I said in my post, so fuck off if you don't like it but you can forget trying to lecture me on insecurity you don't even know the meaning of the word.

 

[AtAllCosts]

Hahaha, just noticed you trying to edit your first response, too bad I quoted you already.

Now stop crying, nobody is attacking you and there's no need to involve your parents.

Also for the record, it's spelt "clever", now go edit it once again before everyone sees that you spell as well as you banter.

chill out dude and stop trying to sound cleaver.

 

[Perfect.Cell]

Hahaha, just noticed you trying to edit your first response, too bad I quoted you already.

Now stop crying, nobody is attacking you and there's no need to involve your parents.

Also for the record, it's spelt "clever", now go edit it once again before everyone sees that you spell as well as you banter.

Look buddy I got no problem with you, for the record my spell checker is automatic and I don't care that a word was misspelled. I'm saying, don't get uptight with me and then at the same time tell me to chill out, that's totally hypocrite. Also where does my parents come into this, are you thinking when you write this stuff or are you just so pissy that you're typing spam that has nothing to do with anything?

 

[GloCk99]

Jeez give the op a break. At least he wasn't asking for the help for free. He tried to offer something up, even if it was small. And clearly he has tried before asking. I have no clue about auto-responder,if i did i would gladly help, this is all about what the forum is about.

Hope you get some help buddy. $5 can mean alot to some people, and if they have the knowledge then why not.

 

[AtAllCosts]

Calm as can be buddy.

Look buddy I got no problem with you, for the record my spell checker is automatic and I don't care that a word was misspelled. I'm saying, don't get uptight with me and then at the same time tell me to chill out, that's totally hypocrite.