Why Google SERPs have become trash

[b1step-ahead]

A couple of years ago I wrote a long post about AI in search ranking.

Some of the main points were :

• Stale links with no user interaction count against you.
• Content with no user interaction counts against you
• Sites with bad analytics metrics will get demoted

Recently I watched a Neil Patel webinar and it struck me how naturally he talked about Google knowing your bounce rate, your number of visits, time on site and other metrics.

Why did it bother me? Because Google knows everything you're doing. It shouldn't be like that. But that's what it is.

But how?

Well, Google is spying on everyone. That's how.

The main ways Google spies on everyone 24x7 are:

• Android phone
• Chrome browser
• Analytics and other Javascript trackers
• Embedded Youtube videos
• And so on....

So, why have their SERPs become trash?

Because of the pandemic.

What happens if everyone's habits change suddenly?

The artificial intelligence thinks sites and businesses are losing interest and therefore should not be ranked.

Also people staying home and worrying about different things completely changed online habits. Google then received a whole new set of signals from their spyware.

For example, local businesses.

Google was tracking everyone around town and they knew which shops and local businesses should rank or not.

All of a sudden everyone starts to stay home, GPS spying signals to several shops dropped to zero.

It broke their spying artificial intelligence.

Google's spyware AI got confused. Why were people not sending in signals from shops? Why were GPS signals not showing the businesses people want??? We should derank these sites!!!

That's how a lot of legit businesses got screwed. The pandemic Google update broke everything because it depends on accurate spying in order to work.

In my post couple years ago I mentioned how you can train Google to rank you. You gotta send it the right signals.

How do you send it signals?

Create legitimate looking google account and give them access to everything in your phone and your camera and shit.

Let Google track you, record your voice, film you, and so on. That's what they want. They want to spy on you in exchange for "TRUST"....

You know, when their corporate drones mention "trust" as a ranking factor??? Trust is when you let Google track you around town, listen to your conversations, get a copy of your contacts ("backup" or "sync") and so on.

Give them all your contacts, but not just any contacts. Make sure to enter very very influential people in your contact list. That'll boost your "trust" 100x. Take the most "trusted" sites, find phone nrs and enter them all into your phone's contact book and let Google sync it, feed them highly "trustworthy" contacts in your contact list. Find the top 100 sites for your niche and add phone nrs, emails and so on into your phone book and let Google "spy" and take the whole phone book in.

Watch your trust will go up 100x!

Give it what it wants in order to rank you, let them spy on you on purpose, obviously using a specially designated browser, phone, etc. Call it your Google ranking kit. Talk about the site near the microphone, take photos of stuff containing the site name and logo and so on. Remember Google is watching everything you do on your phone: make your site really stand out in your photos, contacts, etc.


One last thing.

Chrome is their #1 user tracking tool online. Most their spy signals come from Chrome. Google really trusts Chrome spying on people.

But now everyone's moving to MS Edge, Firefox and other browsers and it's breaking Google's spying ranking algorithms down.

Without data from Chrome, Google's ranking algorithms get totally fucked up.

So please, whatever you do, KEEP USING CHROME AND NEVER MOVE TO A DIFFERENT BROWSER. If you do, you'll break Google and they get really pissed about it.

So, remember:

Don't use MS Edge because it really triggers Google

Again:Please don't use MS Edge browser.

It really triggers Google if you do. Google is desperate because everyone's stopping using their spyware browser and is moving to Edge.

Don't use Edge under any circumstances ok?

Also don't tell all your friends and family to adopt Edge. It makes Google nervous if you do.

OK? Don't use Edge.

I thought you said to stop using gmail like 5 years ago...

 

[SpecsTN]

You're saying stuff with 0 actual proof. You've been hating on google for weeks now for no reason plus no one forced you to use Google ,if you don't like their services why not just fuck off.
Most of us in bhw are eating because of google so whatever you're trying to do with your ANTI-GOOGLE stuff do it somewhere else.
To be clear i'm not saying google is good, i'm just saying you are fucking annoying.

 

[fc-dh]

You lost me at "Recently I watched a Neil Patel webinar"

 

[fc-dh]

You're saying stuff with 0 actual proof. You've been hating on google for weeks now for no reason plus no one forced you to use Google ,if you don't like their services why not just fuck off.

You must not understand what a monopoly is then

Most of us in bhw are eating because of google so whatever you're trying to do with your ANTI-GOOGLE stuff do it somewhere else.
To be clear i'm not saying google is good, i'm just saying you are fucking annoying.

If you are eating because of Google then something is wrong with your business model.

Also, Just because you are a Google fanboy doesn't mean OP has to shut up, you have no obligation to read @bartosimpsonio stuff, move the fuck on!

It is not that I am agreeing here but I still like to read his take on things,

 

[SpecsTN]

If you are eating because of Google then something is wrong with your business model.

i bet you found bhw through google

 

[fc-dh]

i bet you found bhw through google

No, I did not... A friend pointed me here back in the day.

Thanks for playing though.

 

[zionbar]

LOL man, seriously?
You lost your rankings + your mind at the same day.

 

[MSRP]

Why should I install Chrome when MS Edge enough? It was available by default on any recent windows version and ready to use.

 

[Xdfffninja]

This is funny and true at the same time. You've got some good points here.

 

[KelvyTheBlacky]

A couple of years ago I wrote a long post about AI in search ranking.

Some of the main points were :

• Stale links with no user interaction count against you.
• Content with no user interaction counts against you
• Sites with bad analytics metrics will get demoted

Recently I watched a Neil Patel webinar and it struck me how naturally he talked about Google knowing your bounce rate, your number of visits, time on site and other metrics.

Why did it bother me? Because Google knows everything you're doing. It shouldn't be like that. But that's what it is.

But how?

Well, Google is spying on everyone. That's how.

The main ways Google spies on everyone 24x7 are:

• Android phone
• Chrome browser
• Analytics and other Javascript trackers
• Embedded Youtube videos
• And so on....

So, why have their SERPs become trash?

Because of the pandemic.

What happens if everyone's habits change suddenly?

The artificial intelligence thinks sites and businesses are losing interest and therefore should not be ranked.

Also people staying home and worrying about different things completely changed online habits. Google then received a whole new set of signals from their spyware.

For example, local businesses.

Google was tracking everyone around town and they knew which shops and local businesses should rank or not.

All of a sudden everyone starts to stay home, GPS spying signals to several shops dropped to zero.

It broke their spying artificial intelligence.

Google's spyware AI got confused. Why were people not sending in signals from shops? Why were GPS signals not showing the businesses people want??? We should derank these sites!!!

That's how a lot of legit businesses got screwed. The pandemic Google update broke everything because it depends on accurate spying in order to work.

In my post couple years ago I mentioned how you can train Google to rank you. You gotta send it the right signals.

How do you send it signals?

Create legitimate looking google account and give them access to everything in your phone and your camera and shit.

Let Google track you, record your voice, film you, and so on. That's what they want. They want to spy on you in exchange for "TRUST"....

You know, when their corporate drones mention "trust" as a ranking factor??? Trust is when you let Google track you around town, listen to your conversations, get a copy of your contacts ("backup" or "sync") and so on.

Give them all your contacts, but not just any contacts. Make sure to enter very very influential people in your contact list. That'll boost your "trust" 100x. Take the most "trusted" sites, find phone nrs and enter them all into your phone's contact book and let Google sync it, feed them highly "trustworthy" contacts in your contact list. Find the top 100 sites for your niche and add phone nrs, emails and so on into your phone book and let Google "spy" and take the whole phone book in.

Watch your trust will go up 100x!

Give it what it wants in order to rank you, let them spy on you on purpose, obviously using a specially designated browser, phone, etc. Call it your Google ranking kit. Talk about the site near the microphone, take photos of stuff containing the site name and logo and so on. Remember Google is watching everything you do on your phone: make your site really stand out in your photos, contacts, etc.


One last thing.

Chrome is their #1 user tracking tool online. Most their spy signals come from Chrome. Google really trusts Chrome spying on people.

But now everyone's moving to MS Edge, Firefox and other browsers and it's breaking Google's spying ranking algorithms down.

Without data from Chrome, Google's ranking algorithms get totally fucked up.

So please, whatever you do, KEEP USING CHROME AND NEVER MOVE TO A DIFFERENT BROWSER. If you do, you'll break Google and they get really pissed about it.

So, remember:

Don't use MS Edge because it really triggers Google

Again:Please don't use MS Edge browser.

It really triggers Google if you do. Google is desperate because everyone's stopping using their spyware browser and is moving to Edge.

Don't use Edge under any circumstances ok?

Also don't tell all your friends and family to adopt Edge. It makes Google nervous if you do.

OK? Don't use Edge.

You are more drank than he is if you believe anything in this post.

 

[MartonB]

I thought you said to stop using gmail like 5 years ago...

the endless Quote ever quoted here.

 

[b1step-ahead]

the endless Quote ever quoted here.

How do you know?

 

[Psh]

I can't use a VPN with Firefox anymore when doing a google search. Instant captcha EVERY FUCKING TIME LEAVE ME ALONE. Have to use duckduckgo now, unless I want every fucking search to take 5 minutes instead of 5 seconds.

Google does it on purpose. "Come over to Chrome so we can track you you fucking piece of shit".

Fuck.

 

[TomTheCat]

Straight to the point. What's the conclusion? Never trust AI!

 

[Mr Positive]

Do you work for Google?

he was a google agent planted in BHW, but when he realised how shitty google was he decided to go rouge and that’s why google created a special signal to harm his sites in all update.

also all legit points we all crave so much for privacy and yet give google so much access to it easily

 

[HustleTong]

Chrome is their #1 user tracking tool online.

Unfortunately, most favoured browser of all time.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

We should also throw our iPhones to trash and get ourselves Android OS phone only.

All mobiles are a privacy hazard but with Apple you know how Apple makes $$$ : selling phones. Google doesn't make money selling phones, they make money spying on everyone.

No disrespect, but are you for real or are you a tinfoil hat wearer?

Check the facts for yourself.

At first I thought it was a rant but you have a few points.
But nothing you can do... read carefully and you'll see something like "google is shit but I use google" all the time.
I don't use google products... they are crap... google+ is defunct, google documents are shit again, and now google search... well.
Don't even let me start with google chrome... most of the so called seo people use google chrome.

There's lots you can do. First of all, take a small step: stop using chrome.

Me at this time, FUCK GOOGLE

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Edge is awesome browser. If everyone gets 2 people to use it, we kick Google in the nuts real hard.

The main ways to circumvent how Google spies on everyone 24x7 are:

• Use a NON Android phone
• Use a NON Chrome browser
• Use a NON Google Analytics based app and other Javascript trackers
• Embed with NON Youtube videos
• And so on....(basically, stop using Google products)

You can use their stuff, just feed them bullshit.

Yeah I got dump this andriod phone that I commented on BHW right now in the trash.

No need to. Like I said, just feed them bullshit.

And yes they're watching BHW.

Fuck Google BTW

What you're essentially saying is;
Do everything to satsify Google, they are spying on you, now that yoy know it continue to let them do exactly what they want to get the maximum $$$ possible.

They never get a penny from me.

And I do everything they think they want.

I just installed Microsoft Edge and i like it and it's smooth and see what google said:

they will protect you from the things that they will Exactly do to you

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Google installs spyware on your PC and phone which keeps checking if they've been uninstalled.

It's hard to disinfect the phone.

Google is worst than any virus.

I thought you said to stop using gmail like 5 years ago...

I did. Still idiots are using gmail to sell links. Sigh.

If someone is selling links using gmail, it's negative seo.

You're saying stuff with 0 actual proof. You've been hating on google for weeks now for no reason plus no one forced you to use Google ,if you don't like their services why not just fuck off.
Most of us in bhw are eating because of google so whatever you're trying to do with your ANTI-GOOGLE stuff do it somewhere else.
To be clear i'm not saying google is good, i'm just saying you are fucking annoying.

I don't give a flying shit about your opinion.

You lost me at "Recently I watched a Neil Patel webinar"

To criticize and beat your competition you need to be informed about all things, not just things you like. I watch all the SEO material available. All of it. The gurus don't know shit that I don't know.

LOL man, seriously?
You lost your rankings + your mind at the same day.

Wow great argument there.

You are more drank than he is if you believe anything in this post.

Another deep thought. Thanks for sharing.

I can't use a VPN with Firefox anymore when doing a google search. Instant captcha EVERY FUCKING TIME LEAVE ME ALONE. Have to use duckduckgo now, unless I want every fucking search to take 5 minutes instead of 5 seconds.

Google does it on purpose. "Come over to Chrome so we can track you you fucking piece of shit".

Fuck.

Yes. Google is fucking people who do not use their spyware browser.

Everyone stop using Chrome right now. It'll make one helluva change.

Straight to the point. What's the conclusion? Never trust AI!

Exactly.

Or, use it in your favor.

he was a google agent planted in BHW, but when he realised how shitty google was he decided to go rouge and that’s why google created a special signal to harm his sites in all update.

also all legit points we all crave so much for privacy and yet give google so much access to it easily

I was on the WWW before Google. I saw what they did to the WWW. Google totally destroyed the WWW by turning links into money. Google is a cancer on the WWW.

I'm going to be on the WWW after Google disappears (soon when everyone stops using their spyware).

Unfortunately, most favoured browser of all time.

Not for long. Get Microsoft Edge. Google is crumbling.

https://www.zdnet.com/article/google-is-really-annoyed-youre-using-microsoft-edge/