I Just Got My Nuts Clipped

[Thomas Shelby]

Bruh, WTF did I just read.

I didn't even know things like this exists.

 

[SEOzack]

Considering getting it done myself. I have two kids.

Plus I like to put the juice in the berry if you nom sayin.

 

[Cloutsy]

Considering getting it done myself. I have two kids.

Plus I like to put the juice in the berry if you nom sayin.

 

[Real SEO Lab]

I dont have the courage to read your post, but if i understand this correctly, did you got your balls removed? I dont understand why a man would ever do that, since that is the only thing which makes a man. No offense. I have limited knowledge on this topic, so correct me if i said anything wrong

 

[VineWood88]

I hope this wasn't your wife's decision

 

[fc-dh]

I dont have the courage to read your post, but if i understand this correctly, did you got your balls removed? I dont understand why a man would ever do that, since that is the only thing which makes a man. No offense. I have limited knowledge on this topic, so correct me if i said anything wrong

Read and learn what a vasectomy is...

Spoiler alert..... It is not castration.

 

[FDDOWLING]

did you have any swelling?

 

[Cloutsy]

Lol, this was 99% my wifes decision...

I look at it now as I can do whatever I want with her and we have no worries. If your a guy, you know exactly what I mean with worries....

Little bit of swelling but nothing crazy.

Thanks all for jokes and comments, I love them.. Keep em coming

 

[Holdentot_Accfarm]

I believe you are an interesting person with extended experience in different things and funny moments.
Have seen that screenshot with camera and girls...
Just keep them sharing on BHW.

 

[N00bby]

Snip at 25.... wow.
Actually insane.
But if it's right for you....
Thanks for sharing.

Yep. I did.

My wife and I already have 2 kiddos and were both 25. We want to stay young parents.

Yea it sucked.

DAY 1

Doctor came in and I instantly regretted my decision. Of course, this guy is 6 foot 5 and hands the size of my head. I already had a consultation with him so today was the day of the SNIP SNIP.

I got laughing gas to help calm me down. Usually, the nozzle is attached to your nose while you lay down. But this one, was a tube shaped like a joint and you have to breathe it in like you were Bob Marley trying to impress Jimmy Buffet. (I made sure to hit the hell out of it).

The pain was a 6/10 that lasted about 15 seconds. The worst part was I could feel the actual cut. There are 2 tubes that get cut while doing this and you can feel each one. I can still feel it now just writing this out and im not joking. This will scar you. It feels like you get thumped in the nut vein and I can't imagine how it would feel without the laughing gas.

After we were done, I wobbled out like a lost penguin and my wife pulled up to pick me up with the biggest smile on her face. This was a pic of me in the car on the way home.

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Day 2

Terrible. The pain that I had when the doc clipped them and lasted about 15 seconds is now pulsing through my entire body every few minutes. I can' laugh, I can't fart. I can't lift up without feeling the snip in my sack. Why did I do this.....

Day 3

Not too bad. Its getting better and today is Day 3. I still continue to feel the clip somehow as I am now scarred for life. For those of you who care, the price was $650. I told my partner who is from a different country that I was doing this and I wish you could of heard his response. It was hilarious...


What would your friends/family think if you had this done?

 

[N00bby]

True story.
My friends wife talked him into the snip.
Served him the divorce papers less than a week later.
Honest.
Ouch.

 

[shiboshy]

I can see things going in the wrong direction.
Its his and his wifes balls so they do what they want.

Also people can say she will dump him tomorrow or later on, well not always this is the case and you can never predict things like that.
And i side with the OP as i know how it is to have kids one after another at that age, so lets just all hope OP has a nice time that he expected.

^^ The pills are not a healthy alternative. Unfortunately this was the best solution..

Sadly, BHW has helped me make $650 so technically BHW is at fault for providing me funds to do this.... I blame BHW

This is true and pills are not healthy, especially if OPs wife is a smoker, there is a high risk of cancer.
Even if not, if there is a family history of cancer, there are high chances to develop breast cancer from c. pills.

Once again best of luck @SMMnet its your own balls, i do like to troll, but we all need to have some borders.
It is not the end of the world and you already have 2 kids, some people f##k all their life and have none.

 

[redjebo]

Shouldn't have done that imho, I know it's reversible (somewhat!), but it might have negative impact on the marriage and yourself in some unpredictable ways.
Me personally I'd never do something like that, keeping the danger/potential within is making you stronger and more respected and taking the easy way is making you lazier/more prone to being ignored.

 

[LiquidSnake]

WTF did you do OMG

 

[black-hat-rabbit]

Jeezus christ...

 

[djsobuj]

I dont have the courage to read your post, but if i understand this correctly, did you got your balls removed? I dont understand why a man would ever do that, since that is the only thing which makes a man. No offense. I have limited knowledge on this topic, so correct me if i said anything wrong

He just cut the wire connection from his nuts to banana.

 

[ilais]

if my wife wanted me to do that, I'll ask her to do that to her VG instead of my Balls...

 

[dabz5]

This is the stupidest thing i've ever read, you cut your balls cause your wife asked you to do it, wtf???

 

[wisdomkid]

Yep. I did.

My wife and I already have 2 kiddos and were both 25. We want to stay young parents.

Yea it sucked.

DAY 1

Doctor came in and I instantly regretted my decision. Of course, this guy is 6 foot 5 and hands the size of my head. I already had a consultation with him so today was the day of the SNIP SNIP.

I got laughing gas to help calm me down. Usually, the nozzle is attached to your nose while you lay down. But this one, was a tube shaped like a joint and you have to breathe it in like you were Bob Marley trying to impress Jimmy Buffet. (I made sure to hit the hell out of it).

The pain was a 6/10 that lasted about 15 seconds. The worst part was I could feel the actual cut. There are 2 tubes that get cut while doing this and you can feel each one. I can still feel it now just writing this out and im not joking. This will scar you. It feels like you get thumped in the nut vein and I can't imagine how it would feel without the laughing gas.

After we were done, I wobbled out like a lost penguin and my wife pulled up to pick me up with the biggest smile on her face. This was a pic of me in the car on the way home.

​

Day 2

Terrible. The pain that I had when the doc clipped them and lasted about 15 seconds is now pulsing through my entire body every few minutes. I can' laugh, I can't fart. I can't lift up without feeling the snip in my sack. Why did I do this.....

Day 3

Not too bad. Its getting better and today is Day 3. I still continue to feel the clip somehow as I am now scarred for life. For those of you who care, the price was $650. I told my partner who is from a different country that I was doing this and I wish you could of heard his response. It was hilarious...


What would your friends/family think if you had this done?

25? wow. You're brave.

 

[Cloutsy]

Thanks for all replies.

I am feeling better now. I would say I am 90%.... I still can't lay on my side without it feeling like someone is pulling a testicle out. I am sure that will pass sooner or later.

Everyones opinions are very interesting to read and this is why BHW is always the first thing on my list to do in the mornings with my coffee!