I Just Got My Nuts Clipped

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Yep. I did.

My wife and I already have 2 kiddos and were both 25. We want to stay young parents.

Yea it sucked.

DAY 1

Doctor came in and I instantly regretted my decision. Of course, this guy is 6 foot 5 and hands the size of my head. I already had a consultation with him so today was the day of the SNIP SNIP.

I got laughing gas to help calm me down. Usually, the nozzle is attached to your nose while you lay down. But this one, was a tube shaped like a joint and you have to breathe it in like you were Bob Marley trying to impress Jimmy Buffet. (I made sure to hit the hell out of it).

The pain was a 6/10 that lasted about 15 seconds. The worst part was I could feel the actual cut. There are 2 tubes that get cut while doing this and you can feel each one. I can still feel it now just writing this out and im not joking. This will scar you. It feels like you get thumped in the nut vein and I can't imagine how it would feel without the laughing gas.

After we were done, I wobbled out like a lost penguin and my wife pulled up to pick me up with the biggest smile on her face. This was a pic of me in the car on the way home.

50nTqbf




Day 2

Terrible. The pain that I had when the doc clipped them and lasted about 15 seconds is now pulsing through my entire body every few minutes. I can' laugh, I can't fart. I can't lift up without feeling the snip in my sack. Why did I do this.....

Day 3

Not too bad. Its getting better and today is Day 3. I still continue to feel the clip somehow as I am now scarred for life. For those of you who care, the price was $650. I told my partner who is from a different country that I was doing this and I wish you could of heard his response. It was hilarious...


What would your friends/family think if you had this done?
 
Ahh, the weekend is here.

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Just had a moment of "Male Empathetic Ball Response".
I can feel the pain sensation in my balls as you are explaining this.
I sympathize but probs would have done the same thing if I were in your shoes.
Yah, my family would have been fine with it.
 
I wouldn't personally do such stuff but really happy for you if that is what you wanted
 
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Yep. I did.

My wife and I already have 2 kiddos and were both 25. We want to stay young parents.

Yea it sucked.

DAY 1

Doctor came in and I instantly regretted my decision. Of course, this guy is 6 foot 5 and hands the size of my head. I already had a consultation with him so today was the day of the SNIP SNIP.

I got laughing gas to help calm me down. Usually, the nozzle is attached to your nose while you lay down. But this one, was a tube shaped like a joint and you have to breathe it in like you were Bob Marley trying to impress Jimmy Buffet. (I made sure to hit the hell out of it).

The pain was a 6/10 that lasted about 15 seconds. The worst part was I could feel the actual cut. There are 2 tubes that get cut while doing this and you can feel each one. I can still feel it now just writing this out and im not joking. This will scar you. It feels like you get thumped in the nut vein and I can't imagine how it would feel without the laughing gas.

After we were done, I wobbled out like a lost penguin and my wife pulled up to pick me up with the biggest smile on her face. This was a pic of me in the car on the way home.

50nTqbf




Day 2

Terrible. The pain that I had when the doc clipped them and lasted about 15 seconds is now pulsing through my entire body every few minutes. I can' laugh, I can't fart. I can't lift up without feeling the snip in my sack. Why did I do this.....

Day 3

Not too bad. Its getting better and today is Day 3. I still continue to feel the clip somehow as I am now scarred for life. For those of you who care, the price was $650. I told my partner who is from a different country that I was doing this and I wish you could of heard his response. It was hilarious...


What would your friends/family think if you had this done?
 
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