The Scarlet Pimp
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Protestors Wanted! EZ Money For You
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nice site , lets see were this will go .
BrandingCat
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Which skills are required to be "professional protesters"?
TheShape89
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Ordered a riot to annoy the neighbours, thanks for the share!
larrydetuvi
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I can't find the extra looting addon.
NOT posting any opinion, but I am sure you have seen what THEY posted on the website (again not opinion just adding fact to this)
Creepy but absolutely creative.
I’d remove the testimonials or replace them with some video “Our Protestors I’m Action” and I’m sure you can find a wide variety of videos
You are welcome
Did any of you bother to just scroll a tinyyy bit on the site? Yes? yeah thought so... I posted above as you can see it is a fake site, exactly the point they are trying to make that ppl actually believe this BS posted about professional protestors ...
loukeyzee
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Yes I did bother to scroll a tinnyyyy bit and do realize it was a fake site, thats why I'm posted what could be done to make it a tinyyyyyy bit more believable.
dennisyu
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I'm about to order the EZ-RIOT package. The other day I ordered some pizza from Lombardi's and kindly asked for a knife and fork because, you know, I don't eat it like a savage. So they show up and the fork is actually broken.
So I'm like, WTF. I'm an American and this is unacceptable. All Forks Matter. So yeah, Lombardi's will be hearing from my protesters very soon.
Thanks ProtestJobs!
So I'm like, WTF. I'm an American and this is unacceptable. All Forks Matter. So yeah, Lombardi's will be hearing from my protesters very soon.
Thanks ProtestJobs!
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Please send review copies
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Nobody with any level of couth eats pizza with a knife and fork.
Your order will be denied and you will be banned from their site so no protesters for you.
Lombardi's does have decent pizza though so no ban hammer for you as that is your only saving grace here.
The Scarlet Pimp
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That is the funniest web page I've come across in months! 
Very well done...
Very well done...
