I am Satoshi Nakamoto

[ellay]

Alright I think it's time I finally made this public.

I am Satoshi Nakamoto

Here's proof:

View attachment 135064

Now you prove that I'm not Satoshi.

Go!

I thought you are
Keyser Söze

 

[Cron]

Satoshi Nakamoto always gave me some good free blowjobs. If you are Satoshi get down on your knees and prove it

I second this. Also, Satoshi would get on all fours and allow me to anal fist him.

 

[fine200]

He is right, I myself told him Bitcoin idea years ago.

 

[HustleTong]

So what?

 

[davids355]

What do you need for your bunghole?

 

[dichotom]

OK so what?
If i make it proved whatever u r saying,
How much u gonna pay for a bet?
I don't accept BTC only PayPal.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

I second this. Also, Satoshi would get on all fours and allow me to anal fist him.

Does Adam Back know about this secret fantasy of yours?

You spent 72 hours claiming Back was Satoshi, now you want to fist him.

Weird.

What do you need for your bunghole?

Hmmm. hmm. hurr hurrr. Yeah. Bungholo. Yeah yeah.

OK so what?
If i make it proved whatever u r saying,
How much u gonna pay for a bet?
I don't accept BTC only PayPal.

I'm Satoshi not Elon Musk

 

[WebTG]

Giving 1btc to every member will prove your claim

 

[RAP]

Giving 1btc to every member will prove your claim

No, I want 10 BTC or nothing.

 

[werliyu]

I'm totally believe you. Hello there Mr. Nakamoto

 

[bartosimpsonio]

op you are too bored out of your mind ,in this quarantine
might as well make some new project

What U MEAN BRAH???

I IS DA REALZ SATOSHIIIIIIIIII

KOWABUNGA BRAH

You look handsome, is that your pic.

Thank you. I hear that a lot.

I am Kim Jong Un.

Hello dear leader. Send me bitcoinzzz pls

False

You're clearly bartosimpsonio as illustrated in proof exhibit A below;

You owe me 5 BTC, 20 pack of McNuggets and a 4 week heads-up before the next Google Update. Thanks.

I use fake profile photo. I'm Satoshi.

Say STUNA POWER
Then I would believe you

STUNA POWER

upLoad a video of you shouting STUNA @Festinger will then send us both those $100 lol, but if you don’t upload a video then I won’t believe you STUNA okay?

STUNA POWER

Yo send me some free Bitcoins

Yes sir giveaway time. Send me 10 BTC I'll send U 10 BCH

Special time now only sir

Satoshi Nakamoto always gave me some good free blowjobs. If you are Satoshi get down on your knees and prove it

U lie.

I hadn't revealed my secret identity yet.

U got blowjob from fake Satoshi with dedly virus LOLOLOLOLOL

What is your plan with bitcoin Mr Satoshi ?

I'll become the Federal Reserve then rule the world.

Send me 2 btc for identity verification

Yes giveaway sir

Send me 10 BTC for confirmation, I'll send U 10 BCH

why you named it bitcoin?

It was my dog's name in 2008.

 

[TheVigilante]

Sir you run a ponzi scheme thanks but no thanks

you fake Satoshi Fakemoto

 

[John4life2017]

Dunno why people think it's 1 person. It could be a group of people.

 

[Myst3ry]

Barto Nakamoto

 

[Red Yonko]

Satoshio Nakamotio

 

[DunderMannen]

So... Nakamoto... how many Bitcoins do you still have?

 

[Deleted member 1313244]

I thought you are
Keyser Söze

Kobayashi was Keyser Soze.

 

[Cron]

Does Adam Back know about this secret fantasy of yours?

You spent 72 hours claiming Back was Satoshi, now you want to fist him.

Weird.

Nope, it's you I was fisting.

 

[maxxwilliams]

Nope, it's you I was fisting.

Oooooooh! LOL

 

[Cron]

I was wrong. @bartosimpsonio is Satoshi. Now let me know when you'll be ready for the next anal fisting session.