I'm gonna cook some beans

Don't call me so and so! You... this and that!!!

Next time you try to open a BST selling Alien DNA in cryogenic capsules I'll have it deleted before you even finish posting it.

All that being said, we all should have been offering bean cooking tips instead of ball busting convos but it is the weekend and this is clearly a weekend thread.

Probably more than just a weekend thread for the OP and his neighbors depending on how much beanage he consumed.

At least 10k ... As a mod you got his IP yeah?

We actually have more than his IP and he can expect a bill at his front door tomorrow.
 
Next time you try to open a BST selling Alien DNA in cryogenic capsules I'll have it deleted before you even finish posting it.

All that being said, we all should have been offering bean cooking tips instead of ball busting convos but it is the weekend and this is clearly a weekend thread.

Probably more than just a weekend thread for the OP and his 1. neighbors depending on how much beanage he consumed.



We actually have more than his IP and he can 2. expect a bill at his front door tomorrow.

1. Assuming neighbours are alive.

2. Delivered by Two Burly Men Inc. ? I assume
 
At least 10k ... As a mod you got his IP yeah?

My IP?

No one has my IP. When I was abducted by aliens many years ago, after the anal probe they showed me the earth was flat and they also gave me the best proxies on the planet. They like go like over multiple different planets before arriving here so earthlings lack the technology to track me. I can do anythiiiiiiiiing :D
 
My IP?

No one has my IP. When I was abducted by aliens many years ago, after the anal probe they showed me the earth was flat and they also gave me the best proxies on the planet. They like go like over multiple different planets before arriving here so earthlings lack the technology to track me. I can do anythiiiiiiiiing :D

THE ONLY thing that made sense there is that the earth is flat.
 
At least 10k ... As a mod you got his IP yeah?
My IP?

No one has my IP. When I was abducted by aliens many years ago, after the anal probe they showed me the earth was flat and they also gave me the best proxies on the planet. They like go like over multiple different planets before arriving here so earthlings lack the technology to track me. I can do anythiiiiiiiiing :D

Dang, I could make so many inapropriate comments here I would have to banish me back to Digital Point.

Warned for putting me in that position.
 
Beans and BHW - they mix together just perfectly fine! Lol
 
THE ONLY thing that made sense there is that the earth is flat.

Yeah bro, there's evidence. You heard of cases of people that disappear and are never found right? What do you think happens to them? They wander off and fall off the edge of the earth into the abyss.

100% fact!

It's getting late, we need to stop now... they... are... watching (x-files music playing in background)
 
Those could be some magical beans! Maybe you'll wake up living the fairy tale of Jack and the Beanstalk. One can only hope....
 
Ok guys, I just finished eating the last of those beans.

Maybe I'm tripping, but after leaving them in the water overnight and heating them up, they tasted a little better, I ate them a little easier and enjoyed them a little more.

Hm, anyway, finally these fucking beans are gone I've been carrying them around for 3-4 years or something having them sit there in the kitchen and laugh at me :D

Done and done!
 
Beans are a great source of protein .... but protein is easy to spoil. I would NOT eat 2-year-old beans.
 
Beans are a great source of protein .... but protein is easy to spoil. I would NOT eat 2-year-old beans.

Store them correctly they will last a lifetime.. Nothing wrong with consuming them. You would be surprised how old half the stuff you buy you at the supermarket is!
 
Any woman would have me. Im hot as shit dude. Im hilarious, i make monkeys and i fuck like a dragon. And i speak 3 languages.

You forgot to write that you are REALLY GOOD WITH KIDS (!!!) and you are willing to buy a house to every gorgeous girl https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/i-havent-been-laid-for-2-years-am-i-wortlesss-and-deserve-to-die.1076859/page-7#post-11645209 from bhw :D if you are advertising here just do it properly :D
 
You forgot to write that you are REALLY GOOD WITH KIDS (!!!) and you are willing to buy a house to every gorgeous girl (link) from bhw :D if you are advertising here just do it properly :D

Im good with kids... if their mom is good with me

Hahahahhaaaha

Why must i always pig out :D

Ohh the house thing was back when i was a billionaire. Sadly, that is no more :( :p

 
Im good with kids... if their mom is good with me

Whatever:D You are good with kids, so you know, it's worth to mention ;)

Ohh the house thing was back when i was a billionaire. Sadly, that is no more :( :p

No worries my friend, you will get there :D good luck with that :):):) but don't be like Mike Tyson then and don't buy too many houses to all those pretty ladies ;)
 
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