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I'm gonna cook some beans
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Ok. I gotta be honest. It tasted ok when i started eating. Beans were hot, i was starving.
Now that im a bit full, doesnt taste that good anymore.
Well anyway. I did have a meal. I am full. I guess.
Ok guys thanks for the company.
Back to work everybody. Nothing to see here.
Now that im a bit full, doesnt taste that good anymore.
Well anyway. I did have a meal. I am full. I guess.
Ok guys thanks for the company.
Back to work everybody. Nothing to see here.
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You need a wife, Dude.
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So youre saying a dude needs a dudette?
I am kind of horny now that you mentioned it xD
Maybe in another life bro
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Not that any woman would have you but you do have a missing piece when it comes to the kitchen.
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Any woman would have me. Im hot as shit dude. Im hilarious, i make monkeys and i fuck like a dragon. And i speak 3 languages.
Its the social part i lack. And clearly the cooking one
But i can make some eggs to lick your fingers mahaha
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These beans were quite old. I said i bought them 2 years ago. Might have been 3. In the off chance my memory is fucking with me, could be 4 years...
I hope i wake up alive tomorrow.
I hope i wake up alive tomorrow.
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I said wake up alive and it reminded me
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Okay, so...
I bought some white beans about 2 years ago. I've been keeping them in an airtight glass container, and according to the internet they don't spoil. Just a smell test to see if they smell bad will do. They smell fine.
Every time I decided to do something with them, I quickly gave up because it's all complicated shit reading online. But of course, they'll make a glass of water complicated online, so these people can't be trusted
So, keeping it simple. I'll put some water in a pot, put the beans in there, and just cook on high heat for... I don't know, we'll see how they look as time goes by.
Hopefully by the end of it they'll be edible. I'll throw some salt and ketchup on them, some cheese on the side, and it's done.
If it doesn't work, I'll throw em away.
I don't wanna soak them, I don't wanna cook on high fire then let sit then simmer on low fire then put in the oven then put the salt on them for 10 minutes, I don't wanna make babies with them, I don't wanna fuck them, I don't wanna go to the moon with them. I just want a SIMPLE way of making them. 1, 2, 3, okay, recipe blog assholes?!?!
Thank you
Millennials these days
At least you know how to boil water, some millenials lack that knowledge.
I use a slow cooker to make chilli and I use beans from a can. Dry beans you need to soak in water first before you can use them.
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Muff & Beans... 100% a weekend thread.
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Any woman would have me. 1. Im hot as shit dude. Im hilarious, 2. i make monkeys and 3. i fuck like a dragon. And i speak 3 languages.
Its the social part i lack. And clearly the cooking one
I have no idea what you mean. I mean the way you articulate your self you should be a player.
Enjoy weekend fella
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I have no idea what you mean. I mean the way you articulate your self you should be a player.
Enjoy weekend fella
Yeah im articular as fuck xD
I will.. if the beans dont kill me. Pray for me bro, pray
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Yeah im articular as fuck xD
I will.. if the beans dont kill me. Pray for me bro, pray
I have a wife she has no interest in cooking... much like you I don't speak to my "parents" not since I got kicked out at 14 ANYWAY I grew up eating rice and when I was competing that's all I used to eat. Rice and Burnt Chicken.. Then when I discovered them microwave rice packets that was it.
What changed my mindset was a book called 'Cooking for Blokes'.. my house mate gave it to me as a joke because of the amount of rice I was eating! I still have it today it came out in 1996 (if you go looking for it on Amazon) I had no interest in cooking but the stuff in that book changed my world I'm the main cook in our house I have been ever since I had that book if your on your own Id recommend picking it up and having a read there is an Italian roast chicken recipe in that book that landed me my wife and some women before her not to mention a chocolate pot desert that is to die for!
When your on your own cooking can be a great thing to discover and meet new people at classes or events and win women over with your cooking and articulate skills
It can save you a ton of money as well compared to buying ready meals (something I've not bought for 19years!) its a good skill to have and you can always learn I've started to teach myself asian cooking and it's the best thing ever!!
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I have a wife she has no interest in cooking... much like you I don't speak to my "parents" not since I got kicked out at 14 ANYWAY I grew up eating rice and when I was competing that's all I used to eat. Rice and Burnt Chicken.. Then when I discovered them microwave rice packets that was it.
What changed my mindset was a book called 'Cooking for Blokes'.. my house mate gave it to me as a joke because of the amount of rice I was eating! I still have it today it came out in 1996 (if you go looking for it on Amazon) I had no interest in cooking but the stuff in that book changed my world I'm the main cook in our house I have been ever since I had that book if your on your own Id recommend picking it up and having a read there is an Italian roast chicken recipe in that book that landed me my wife and some women before her not to mention a chocolate pot desert that is to die for!
When your on your own cooking can be a great thing to discover and meet new people at classes or events and win women over with your cooking and articulate skills
It can save you a ton of money as well compared to buying ready meals (something I've not bought for 19years!) its a good skill to have and you can always learn I've started to teach myself asian cooking and it's the best thing ever!!
Thanks for taking the time to write all that bro.
But you gotta know yourself. And i know that i have no desire to cook, and i dont read books.
To compensate, i make money for food, and i read blogs and forums and stuff
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Thanks for taking the time to write all that bro.
But you gotta know yourself. And i know that i have no desire to cook, and i dont read books.
To compensate, i make money for food, and i read blogs and forums and stuff
Your last goal was to buy that flat. Maybe next goal is to get an in house chef...
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