[AMA] About anything

[SEOzack]

So, fellas.

I am a guru on life.

Ask me anything, about anything.

I will hold back no secrets. I will tell you all there is to know. I will enlighten your life.

 

[awesomewebsites]

Purpose of life?

 

[SEOzack]

Purpose of life?

To evade Google for as long as possible, then die.

 

[ZeroDefects]

Can you provide a list of all your gov't IDs, bank accounts, passwords and pin numbers? kthx... I'll hold my breath waiting

 

[SEOzack]

Can you provide a list of all your gov't IDs, bank accounts, passwords and pin numbers? kthx... I'll hold my breath waiting

Yes. It's in the post.

 

[Sceptic]

So, what's inside Area 51, all-knowing Zack? Will we finally find the one toothbrush recommended by 10 out of 10 dentists?

 

[SEOzack]

So, what's inside Area 51, all-knowing Zack? Will we finally find the one toothbrush recommended by 10 out of 10 dentists?

There is no 'one' toothbrush.

It is a metaphor.

We are all that 'one toothbrush'.

It is living inside us. Dentists are profoundly deep individuals.

As for Area51. Rumour has it.

Google hide the secret to ranking there.

 

[Sceptic]

Google bide the secret to ranking there.

I'm getting my Naruto headband out of storage. Thanks, life guru.

 

[EmpyreanSword]

How long does it take to charge Mark Zuckerburg?

 

[Paukerin]

Are you American? And if yes, do you really have a shredder in your kitchen sink?

 

[coolbreez]

What's your favourite part about online marketing? SEO?

 

[dotc0m]

How long before me and my ex-wife get back together?

Will be comparing your answer to Baba's

 

[SEOzack]

How long does it take to charge Mark Zuckerburg?

PayPal keep rejecting his payment of $5 billion.

His account has insuffienct funds.

Are you American? And if yes, do you really have a shredder in your kitchen sink?

I'm British. We have waste bins.

What's your favourite part about online marketing? SEO?

My favourite part is my next project. Video marketing.

How long before me and my ex-wife get back together?

Will be comparing your answer to Baba's

I referred to my magic 8 ball.

It said Wednesday.

 

[TelegramDominator]

Ask me anything, about anything.
I will hold back no secrets. I will tell you all there is to know. I will enlighten your life.

Have we invented or discovered mathematics?
since you are jr.vip if you do not provide the declared service, an inadequate and unexplained answer will result in Shit List

 

[Santosh_San]

Which one came first Egg or hen?

 

[EmpyreanSword]

Have we invented or discovered mathematics?
since you are jr.vip if you do not provide the declared service, an inadequate and unexplained answer will result in Shit List

I am not the OP, but that's an interesting question. I'd say probably both. The mathematics that we invented help us understand the 'intrinsic mathematics" of reality, if that makes sense.

No, I haven't smoked anything lmao.

 

[dondemex]

How did the chicken cross the road

 

[SEOzack]

Have we invented or discovered mathematics?
since you are jr.vip if you do not provide the declared service, an inadequate and unexplained answer will result in Shit List

Can we even 'math' without 'ematics'?

Which one came first Egg or hen?

I think the Rooster came first, ba da boom!

I am not the OP, but that's an interesting question. I'd say probably both. The mathematics that we invented help us understand the 'intrinsic mathematics" of reality, if that makes sense.

No, I haven't smoked anything lmao.

3 infraction points for impersonating OP

How did the chicken cross the road

It flew.

 

[Linking News]

How to make money online?

 

[SEOzack]

How to make money online?

Sell courses on 'how to make money online'